WHO IS THE CRAZIEST MOFO HERE?

who is the craziest motherfucker around here? i would like to say myself but im sure im easily beaten. but i mean who runs their own show and doesnt take a damn thing from anyone? cuz i concider myself to be like that, i never get punked out anymore, u can be a bitch around here! but im also a very nice guys is why i dont think im the craziest cuz u gotta give me areason. but who just totally brings fear to anyones eyes that stands in their way and who is a punk that gets ripped off on bags and wont say anythign or their money stolen or just plain bullied?? :rasta: :pimp:

Well I kicked my neighbour's door down the other day, because they were making too much noise when I tried to sleep. It was toughened, and didn't break, but is badly damaged. I had a mallet on me and the intent was to batter the fuck out of them if I'd got in.

I've been told I'm crazy!

haha, im not crazy at all. i like to think i am though...

I'm too peace loving to go like that, but when someone does go too far I go Medieval on their ass.

It is definately... NOT Tokosan.

to tell you the truth... im pretty insane. its why i have so many friends. they all know that i do whatever i see fit whenever i see fit, and coupled with being a self proclaimed genius is a dirty couple. step in my way and your gonna get moved. i dont fucking play... but i dont start shit, im usually a pretty humble stoner, just trying to get my piece.

i am communist and smoke weed.

i a little tough i guess

Guns are for pussies.


It's all about going after people with a rock on a stick.

I'm against fighting. People get themselves into predicaments over the dumbest things.

Thanks to Euphoric for this quote:

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Originally Posted by Euphoric

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Originally Posted by Thomas Edison

Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages.

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Intelligence, wisdom, and reserve make for the alpha males of the new Earth.

But to each his own.

im mellow:)

I'm not saying I'm the craziest, but I am pretty crazy. back in Highschool when I was a sophomore, we had a scrimmage in wrestling against some other school, and I was 125

I got injured and the coach put me against the 119 lbers, and i got partnered up with a girl, she pissed me off by saying "we could just drill and practice pinning each other" and played pretty, so i made her tap and groan , beg and cry with a legal highschool move called body scissors... whatever

that was the only time in my life i battled a girl. One time, i was in a line in some fast food place and i accidently pushed my groin area into the guy infront of me... cuz the guy or gal behind me pushed me or something

he said, "look", i aint got no manly feelings for you, and i said what the fuck you fucking faggot, why you talking about manly feelings, you must be a homosexual, and he pushed me, he was a big guy of 200 maybe 250 and i was only 145 lbs, but I hit a right cross straight to the eye. His head went down, then he looked up. I got mad, so i hooked him, then kneed him in the thigh to give him the juggie and knocked him out with an elbow, then i left the store, and ran for it... haha, i was so afraid cops would come, then i thought it's a pretty ghetto neighborhood anyway, so i bet ppl are getting killed and they would be busy :) :D

FUCK RIGHT OFF, ASSHOLE.

LMFAO

Overall, I'd say drugs are good.

being crazy is and acting all scary is for the fools who aint hard at all.just be cool and go with the flow.when its time for action then get crazy other than that its all for show.if someone treats you good treat em better,if someone treats you bad then treat em worse

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Originally Posted by hank

i got partnered up with a girl, she pissed me off by saying "we could just drill and practice pinning each other" and played pretty, so i made her tap and groan , beg and cry with a legal highschool move called body scissors

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This brings your badass rating -1000 pts

I can get nuts, im 16 ive been in at least 16 fights since 6th grade. ive broken my nose 3 times, broken my collerbone, and broke my hand fighting. im the kid who goes crazy when i get pissed, last fight i got into me and my friend were drunk and started fighting, we fought for at least 15 minues straight and we both ended up with fucked up faces from pounding each other. haha this is how i am- i broke the kids nose during the fight because he grabbed my arms and i headbutted his ass and broke his nose, blood all over my clothes and my friends apartment haha great times

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Originally Posted by LightGreen

I can get nuts, im 16 ive been in at least 16 fights since 6th grade. ive broken my nose 3 times, broken my collerbone, and broke my hand fighting. im the kid who goes crazy when i get pissed, last fight i got into me and my friend were drunk and started fighting, we fought for at least 15 minues straight and we both ended up with fucked up faces from pounding each other. haha this is how i am- i broke the kids nose during the fight because he grabbed my arms and i headbutted his ass and broke his nose, blood all over my clothes and my friends apartment haha great times

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*Belch* Here's a Budweiser, come on - Springer's on. You can shine your guns later.

i'm crazy, but not in that way... i've have numerous mental problems, manic depression, panic attacks, paranioa (not induced by weed, and it is severe... i can't even walk down the street without being ready to stab someone in the throat cuz i think they're gonna do it to me ~shrug~), anger problems (not like against other people, i hurt myself more...for instance if i'm getting mad at someone, and they get me royally pissed, instead of hitting them, cuz i know i'll feel bad for it later, i hit hard shit like fridges, doors, walls and stuff.. ) lots of others, i've been up for about 4 days or so with like an hour or two sleep inbetween, which is anothe rproblem i have, severe insomnia, which only makes the above worse...

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Originally Posted by lateralus

Overall, I'd say drugs are good.

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I'd have to agree with you there, Lateralus.

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Originally Posted by friendowl

being crazy is and acting all scary is for the fools who aint hard at all.just be cool and go with the flow.when its time for action then get crazy other than that its all for show.if someone treats you good treat em better,if someone treats you bad then treat em worse

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Word to that!!!

half the ppl on here would be jsut dribbling shit from there motuhs trying to live the life they wish they had over the net :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i'm crazy, but not in that way... i've have numerous mental problems, manic depression, panic attacks, paranioa (not induced by weed, and it is severe... i can't even walk down the street without being ready to stab someone in the throat cuz i think they're gonna do it to me ~shrug~), anger problems (not like against other people, i hurt myself more...for instance if i'm getting mad at someone, and they get me royally pissed, instead of hitting them, cuz i know i'll feel bad for it later, i hit hard shit like fridges, doors, walls and stuff.. ) lots of others, i've been up for about 4 days or so with like an hour or two sleep inbetween, which is anothe rproblem i have, severe insomnia, which only makes the above worse...

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Dude, that's the fucking defenition of crazy! That post scares me :D .

I don't think that I'm crazy, except for when I'm drunk. If I get some beers in me I'm a lot of fun. Anytime however, even sobre, if someone upsets me I contemplate whether or not to stick something like a pair of scissors into one of their eye sockets, maybe both. I figure after that they're not a threat anymore, and it's not like I get into a lot more trouble.

But no I'm not one of those crazy mofo's who does crazy shit, I think I am only crazy on the inside. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by 420kidder

I don't think that I'm crazy, except for when I'm drunk. If I get some beers in me I'm a lot of fun. Anytime however, even sobre, if someone upsets me I contemplate whether or not to stick something like a pair of scissors into one of their eye sockets, maybe both. I figure after that they're not a threat anymore, and it's not like I get into a lot more trouble.

But no I'm not one of those crazy mofo's who does crazy shit, I think I am only crazy on the inside. :thumbsup:

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Amen to that! :thumbsup:

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Overall, I'd say drugs are good.

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Very true. You deserve a prize

im certifyable...

but i do a good job at concealing it

I run my mouth alot. Gets in me in tight places, but my mouth always saves me somehow. I can always talk myself out of shit. It rocks.

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Originally Posted by Gecko

I run my mouth alot. Gets in me in tight places, but my mouth always saves me somehow. I can always talk myself out of shit. It rocks.

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you too? :D


how do i do it? lol it never ceaces to amaze me how i can piss someone off without starting shit, and also preventing them from starting shit :D



problem is i WANT someone to try to start something with me >=)

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Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf

you too? :D


how do i do it? lol it never ceaces to amaze me how i can piss someone off without starting shit, and also preventing them from starting shit :D



problem is i WANT someone to try to start something with me >=)

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your a fucken dickhead, you dont deserve the right to smoke pot now fuck off and never come to this site again you fucktard :p

On second thought, I'M THE CRAZIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON CANNABIS.COM.

When i go to sleep, i rape three llama's, squish out a lemon over my open eyes, go to the nightshop, call the indian guy a taco, shimmy over to his neighbour, take a crap in front of his door, whilst accusing him of having me fed a low-fibre diet.

am i crazy now?