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Alright i am going to Jamaica with my dim wit parents and i really want to bring back some of that Jamaica hash BUT i dont know what i could do to get it back i mean i want to keep my anal verginity.......i need some help trip is in January....need so help PLEASE :dance: :confused:
it sounds worse than it is.you can actually put lots of dope in your ass.try at home with a condom[lubricated].it will work.if you really want to bring it back thats a safe method.or how about mailing it to your house from jamaica under a different name.i would consider keystering though.your booty is the best stash spot.just think some homies in prison carry knives in theirs ass.big knives.
eww, knives, thats fucked up... stash it in a deodorant stick, pop it out, put in the weed, pop it back it..
i too am going to jamaca, its the 1st stop on a 7 day cruise in the carribean, do you think i could pick up an oz or so and just take it on the boat or do you presume drug dogs would be present...i went on one last year and brought a half oz of dro from home just on the boat but maybe rules have changed, anyone know
your dim wit parents will be the least of your worries if u get caught ,but if you must, then squat down an get stuffin, no shame in it , just poo! lol
worst comes to worst swallow it shit it out
if u don't think u can smuggle it home then just enjoy the trip and enjoy some of jamaicans finest bud. i have a friend who went to jamaica and said they had some bomb ass bud
HAVE FUN
If the parents are bringing you to Jamaica, whos the dimwit? why are you still hanging out of their apron strings.
whaaa, mommy daddy dimwits, bring me to Jamaica, and then I can really pay you back by talking shit about you on interent, AND implicate you in illegal drug carrying.
For fucks sake man, dont DO this shit. I hate when other people are left unsuspecting in drugs carrying, its not bloody fare.
If you are NOT a dimwit, pay for your own trip , and smuggle all you want up your ass.
Sorry, but this crap makes me mad. its a bad as been given a package to hold at bangkok airport, by your child, then been busted by drug squad.
Selfish selfish selfish.
I hope they leave your ass at home.
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LMFAO sounds good to me dude, no need to apologize. About the anal adventure... that really doesnt sound apetizing! MY suggestion would be to get the hash, put it in a baggie, get another baggie and fill it with coffee grounds, throw the hash bag in the coffee bag, get out all the air, and then surran wrap it to the inside of your thigh, right next to your jacobs.... that is if you DONT like things in your arse... gross
Put it in a baloon and eat it or something.. then shit it out when you get home.
I doubt the weed is good enough to make it worth all that.
Mailing it home is a lot safer, just send it to a fake name and make sure you get the package.
i brought weed back from jamacia in oct 05 , just make sure you seal it real good cause the aroma is strong. just stick it down your pants next to your balls.there is no dogs or people frisking you down. just go with the flow.and plese dont act nervous.
after i finished smoking my weed i planted some seeds and this is what i have now. pic 1 is up in the mountains in jamacia.
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That's beautiful man.
Well if you're cruising they don't check you, and you can also smoke it in International Waters, cause I did, walked right on the deck smoking, some people were just like "Smoke it up!" some of the older people knew what I was doing and wasn't concerned, alot of the crew just smiled and kept walking. No one really cares about pot if the laws don't and in International Waters, they don't. But yeah, if you're taking a cruise down there, just stuff it in your pants, and do that on the plane too, plastic bag, no carrying metal cases, etc.
yeh, the only method u'll be able to get away with is the ass method. (seriously) amtrack, lol. ground transportation can care less. i always travel with weed. but planes? those people are serious.