The First time you ever smoked pot.

Hey guys, this is my first post and thread, so i figured I start by something we all have exsperienced(well, most of us I'm guessing). What were the circumstances surrounding the first time you ever took a trip to 420 land?

The first time I ever toked up, I was...15 or 16. I was with a bunch of the "cool" kids from my HS. There were like 7 of us packed into this little 2 door civic hatchback smoking out of a make-shift bowl. It was the first and only time I've ever been told/watched people(who claimed to be heavy smokers) that you didn't have to take out the seeds. Anyway, I'm rambling.

Well, I look forward to hearing everyone else's first toke story.

i was with a cousin of mine, who is a few years older then i...i was 13 at the time, and he pulled out some mexican redhair...because of this buds potency, and its creeper tendencies, i smoked 3 bowls and thought i was on the ceiling

This is what happened with my first experience.

There were about 8 of us passing this nice wooden pipe with 2 bowls on it and we were sitting next to this small church in a nieghborhood and one of the people i was with was standing on the steps of the chrurch and someone in the neighborhood called the cops on him(we didnt know) the cop pulled up. He got out of his car and the weed is starting to kick in a couple of the guys started to back up to run but they didnt. the cop asked "were you guys live and what are you doing" i told him were i lived because no one else was answering but the cop had a K-9 in the back of his car and the dog smelled the pot on us and the thing was going crazy barking and jumping. The cop hit the top of his car with a nightstick to get the thing to shut up. Obviously the cop new what we were doing but he just told us to go home becuase i dont think he felt like busting 8 kids for pot and having to write up the 57 pages of reports for us. so he told us to go home. <--- close call. :p

i was with my friends for their first time, but i didnt cuz i didnt know what it would do and i wanted to see what happened to them.

my first time was their second time and it was a week after. it was a dark, semi hot night and we were camping out on a friday night in the middle of september 2004. we had planned to do so and we had a tent. i was nervous, what would happen to me. we made a pipe out of a toilet paper roll and aluminum foil. we had a huge torch lighter. we light for each other, and i was waiting to see the effects. nothing happened, in fact nothing extreme happened for the next 10 times i smoked. i blame it on the factwe were smoking schwag which we bought for 30 for a half an eighth (our current dealer was ripping us noobs off, and he payed for it later: i refused to let him smoke with us one time and he had to watch us or else we would kick his ass)

the first time i got really high was on last new years. we had some dank hydro and we had a newly made bong. we (me and my friend) smoked about a half gram out of this well made homemade bong and stumbled back into my hous around 4 in the morning. we then talked and chilled on the floor of my computer room before passing out.

since then i have become much more advanced.

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Originally Posted by Genuine17

This is what happened with my first experience.

There were about 8 of us passing this nice wooden pipe with 2 bowls on it and we were sitting next to this small church in a nieghborhood and one of the people i was with was standing on the steps of the chrurch and someone in the neighborhood called the cops on him(we didnt know) the cop pulled up. He got out of his car and the weed is starting to kick in a couple of the guys started to back up to run but they didnt. the cop asked "were you guys live and what are you doing" i told him were i lived because no one else was answering but the cop had a K-9 in the back of his car and the dog smelled the pot on us and the thing was going crazy barking and jumping. The cop hit the top of his car with a nightstick to get the thing to shut up. Obviously the cop new what we were doing but he just told us to go home becuase i dont think he felt like busting 8 kids for pot and having to write up the 57 pages of reports for us. so he told us to go home. <--- close call. :p

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if that had happened to me, i would never have smoked again.

i was like 12 or 13 and with my cuzzo in the jungle gym at a near by elementary school. I didn't inhale and only hit it like 3 times. I was such a pussy ;)

heh, dont feel bad omni, I was the one making a fool of myself in that car becuase i had too much pride to ask how to use the bowl lol. I couldn't let those guys know I had never smoked pot, becuase then I wouldn't have been cool anymore. ...Man, I miss highschool lol.

I've talked about the first time I smoked weed so many times on this board that I'm not gonna do it anymore.

first time I smoked a lot it was a crazy indica...in the course of two hours or so we smoked two bowls, one joint, and took 3 hits from a grav bong..


The grav bong was the last thing we smoked out of..after that i sat on a couch with the people I was with and literally couldn't get up. I couldn't form sentences and felt like i had shit my pants, lol. I remember devouring an egg roll in literally one minute without any need to drink. I thought to myself for ten minutes how i should go about asking my friend for a bag of potato chips. I was literally thinking of what would be the best way to go about asking him. For some reason i thought a bag of potato chips were called "sneakies". Don't ask me why i thought this, i have no idea haha. After like 10 minutes or so I just figured i should say, "hey man can i have a bag of chips?" I figured it was simple and the most chill way so that is how i said it. I wasn't sure if sneakies was some slang term (lol) for potato chips or just didn't exsist at all so i didn't risk asking it that way.


The first time I smoked a sativa it was haze. I was still a really novice smoker at this point. After smoking two bowls or so i literally could not control my bodily functions. I was with my two friends and they thought i was a mad scientist. I found everything absolutley hilarious and would find myself running around in circles and swining my arms about for no apparent reason at all. We were smoking outside and when we came inside into my friends kitchen, my friend mike put a pot on my head and went, "Hey greg look, your a pothead!" We all burst out in laughter. The rest of the night consisted of me entertaining my friends with my varying uncontrollable body movements and muterring of completley random sentences that didn't seem to make much sense..


haha good times

Don't smoke crack cause when you get hit with baseball bat you don't feel the whack.
It's like my juices.
All over ya' asscrack.
Burt Backerack run dry and I cruisin' real smoove.
Got the tunes and .9 blastin' to keep me in my groove.
Go toke, don't choke, fo' gods sake, don't hope, cause hope only brings out hell.
'n hell don't help the well so go
Rhyme diddy diddy do dum diddy diddy do, bitch.

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Originally Posted by hihigh

first time I smoked a lot it was a crazy indica...

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i love how, when smoking good, heavy indica, eating cereal feels like your teeth are being crushed by rocks :D

and how when eating pizza while stoned tastes like human flesh.