wtf is this crap, ive been spending all day in a pointless search for answers and its like, no one really knows what scientology is
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wtf is this crap, ive been spending all day in a pointless search for answers and its like, no one really knows what scientology is
Started by L. Ron Hubbard. I never read him, nor was I intending on it.
The central beliefs of Scientology are that:
* a person is an immortal spiritual being
(termed a thetan) who possesses a mind and a body accompanied by a lesser "genetic entity";
* the thetan has lived through many past lives , stored memories of which can cause problems in the present day;
* a person is basically good, but is "aberrated" by the memories of traumas.
* Total infallibility of everything Hubbard (Source) has written or spoken.
Oh yeah...hubbard wrote science fiction, if that helps any.
check out operation clambake
scientology was a joke that people took seriously.
Hey Beachguy, you sure Hubbard actually started the little cult? I know he wrote the book Dianetics but I was under the impression that the "religion", so to speak was started after he died.Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
sometimes i feel like itching my balls...and i know that its only because i shave them...but i just want to do it so bad...
I trim and shave the edges.
But not the balls.
I tried that once.
Dear lord, it was so itchy.
It was like, chronically itchy for weeks.
I hated it.
one time i was shaving myself...and i fell down (bit drunk)...you all know the rest...
and THAT is why i dont ever claim to have a dick head in these forums
WTF? Is ball itching a tenent of scientology?Quote:
Originally Posted by flamingskullballs
lmao.Quote:
Originally Posted by flamingskullballs
hell yeah it is, we dont have to work in the fields all day anymore...we dont have to slave over an anvil, amking shoe horses for the kings men...all we have to do now days is its our ballsQuote:
Originally Posted by needbudnj
hell yeah it is, we dont have to work in the fields all day anymore...we dont have to slave over an anvil, amking shoe horses for the kings men...all we have to do now days is its our ballsQuote:
Originally Posted by needbudnj
I E A O U and sometimes Y
Church of Scientology - a new religion founded by L. Ron Hubbard in 1955 and characterized by a belief in the power of a person's spirit to clear itself of past painful experiences through self-knowledge and spiritual fulfillment
The Church of Scientology is a new religious movement that was founded by science fiction author L. Ron Hubbard as an organization dedicated to the practice of Scientology. Scientology is a system of beliefs, teachings and rituals, originally established as an alternative psychotherapy in 1952 by science-fiction author L. Ron Hubbard, then recharacterized by him in 1953 as an "applied religious philosophy."
I agree with their critisizms of modern American Psychiatry and Psychology but otherwise I think they're a bunch of idiots wanting to look different.
Though historians point to the founding org in Camden, New Jersey in 1953, the church itself recognizes the Los Angeles org, founded in 1954, as the first Church of Scientology.
What's with the volcanos, soul collectors, and aliens? That's what I want to know.
I don't know much about them but I do know that like every other organized religious entity, they have managed to amass quite a nice fortune. And then there's Tom Cruise and all of the other hollywood types that have jumped on the bandwagon, most likely because it's fashionable. Go figure.Quote:
Originally Posted by IntrepidS
Just reinforces my belief that the American public will buy anything.
the south park on scientology was pretty funny
i still think my ball-itching ceremony should be religious...
It's Titan. An Earth-like moon of Saturn with shorelines, lakes, and mountains that has the conditions for life, though extreme.Quote:
Originally Posted by lemonboy
The Seven Sacred Texts of SkullBalls Scratching.Quote:
Originally Posted by flamingskullballs
BRILLIANT I TELL YOU, BRILLIANT!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
book 1: immaculate conversions
book 2: indifferent thoughts
book 3: azure forests of collective decisions
book 4: coming upon a hope
book 5: the 12 steps
book 6: forgiveness
book 7: sanity
read them, and you shall be healed of the scratching of the balls...and forever at peace with yourself
but follow them...and you shall be with the gods
12 steps to scratching your nuts. I take it Hand Cream is involved?
hell yeahQuote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
steps;
step 1: hold penis upwards toward chest
step 2: gently rub hairs in counter-clockwise motion
step 3: comb hairs with fingers
step 4: apply lotion as necessary
step 5: cup testicles in palm of hand
step 6: gently itch each individual testicle
step 7: repeat step six until you feel you have done enough, scratching harder as you go
step 8: rinse all lotioned area with luke warm water
step 9: repeat steps 4-8 once
step 10: dry area
step 11: apply baby powder to area
step 12: repeat steps 1-3
It was damned funny. So was the one about Cartman hunting for hippies.Quote:
Originally Posted by JetFoi34
At least I think it was Cartman.
I loved the South Park with Scientology.
Why anyone would take a religion started by a man who lived on a boat with little boys seriously is beyond me.
"If you really want to make a million, the quickest way is to start your own religion" L.Ron Hubbard
nuff said ~lol~
:cool:
too bad all those scientologists didn't read that quote before they joined :p
the funny thing bout scientology is that all the people involved in it are successful.
I have never put lotion or baby powder on my nuts.Quote:
Originally Posted by flamingskullballs
I'm gonna jump to step 5 and repeat up to Step 7.
Then I'm opening up the Seven Sacred Texts of Three-Sheets Forum Jumping.
Successfully giving a huge chunk of their incomes to the church that is.Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
Another word for CultQuote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
How do hell do you know that? Have you met every person in the world who is involved with it? No, you just see Hollywood crap, and only what the media tells you. "Oh, Tom Cruise is successful in this cult, that must mean that everyone who enters will be a millionaire" :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
If this religion were worshipped by hobos, people would care less, because money talks.
Bingo!!! I've thought about it many times but then there's that damned one or two scruples I have that always get in the way. That, and it just sounds like too much work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lulu
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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
If I recall correctly, Tommy joined this little party AFTER he made his first umpteen million. And wasn't Michael Jackson a scientologist for a week or two. Or was that Bubbles?
It's because of Scientologists like Tom Cruise a lot of kids aren't getting their Ritalin!
Fucking Faggot!
Until they spend all their cash leveling up.Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
Don't even get me started on Ritalin. That's some nasty shit and I am a firm believer that a good number of kids diagnosed ADD or ADHD(possibly as high as 50%) are just little shits whose parents don't keep them in line and they just need some discipline to straighten them out. Unfortunately in public schools the teachers can't do anything to discipline the kids because crappy parents will sue the shit out of them. Can't yell at them, can't remove them, can't give them a hug if they need it because of lawsuit happy assholes and the greedy sheister lawyers that egg them on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Optimus Pot
well i saw a list of celebrities who are involved with scientology and all those celebs i saw on the list are successful. im only going to say this once, i dont listen to the media, NEVER EVER SAY THAT TO ME A-GAIN.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
It just seems tacky, a big con and a cult. I think it's really 'cause it has beccome so "Hollywood".
I doesn't flick my clit anyway :D