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I was wondering if I could pull off taking weed on a flight from LAX to the airport in St. Louis. I was gonna tape like an eighth to the inside of my boxers and spray a bunch of cologne around that area just in case there are drug dogs which i doubt i will see. Has anyone done this or does anyone have advice to help me pull this off???
Sounds reasonable.
From where I take off I bet I could take weed on a flight, but I wouldn't try it.
The metal detectors detect METAL not plants.
Maybe put some in a pill tube.
Dan
Put it, vacuum sealed in a bag, then in a tube of toothpaste (somehow) as the material it's made out of can't be seen through with X-RAY machine, or tape it to you bollocks, right under the "sack" lol :p
roll a few doobs...put them in a pack of smokes and put that in your checked luggage. Taking anything through security on your person or in your carryon is a bad idea since they do those random searches. They pay much less attention to your checked luggage. If you're still not convinced, put that pack in a carton of cigs and Foodsaver the whole damned carton. That oughta do the trick.
you should be fine as long as theres not a spliff sticking out of your ear or anything
i brought 7 grams from houston to NY in july, just be smart
Stuck under ballsack? haha.. now that was gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by koshea
Hehe :)
An old stoner friend of mine told me a long time ago to ALWAYS keep weed on your person and not in a back pack, in your car etc. He said itâ??s always a little harder for cops to search you than your stuff, etc.
So using that philosophy I would say you are a lot better off keeping in your pocket or taped to your clothes like you said NOT in your luggage.
My 2 cents.
P.S. You also could cosider just mailing it to yourself in STL before you leave. Then you dont have to have it at the airport at all.
Happend to me once lets just say it didnt turn out to well..Quote:
Originally Posted by flamingskullballs
yeah tomorrow im flying BWI to tampa. im thinking ill just stick it in my wallet.
I would say as long asthe weed is properly packaged it would be alright. LAX is somewhat tight. I was traveling out of that airport a few summers back and got caught with a half gallon of jack d and 3 1/5 of other hard alcohol. I was traveling w/ family and ended up being grounded a week for that stunt.
-peace
And not very clever either. I'd much rather have the dogs growling at my luggage than my balls.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
I know this was just a joke but read my post above. I think if you are going to fly with weed you should keep it on your person, NOT in your luggage.Quote:
Originally Posted by bonsaiguy
I did, at least I think I did. And your old friend is not completely wrong on that one. To be honest I have asked myself this question whenever I have had to travel for work and never did find a good answer especially after the whole "9/11 lets hire a bunch of $9 hr morons to screen for terrorists and take away pocketknives and tweezers from little old men" thing started. But seeing as I had to travel for work, I decided I could do without for a week as it was just not worth the risk of getting arrested and fired all in one fell swoop. I have however used the j's in the pack in the carton in my checked baggage and never had a problem with it...on personal trips only of course.
Thatâ??s great that you have not had any problems with doing it that way but logic still remains that it is a lot more likely to have your luggage searched than to be strip searched. And you are going to get busted either way no matter if they find it on you or in your luggage. So it makes more sense to keep it on your person and not in your luggage.Quote:
Originally Posted by bonsaiguy
Even you should change you practice of flying with weed. Putting it in one of your bags is just stupid.
ship it to yourself.
if you do take some bud with you, dress in a 2 piece suit. then i'll doubt they'll fuck with you. its really about your character.
I have. Since all the 9/11 bullshit, i just quit taking it with me on planes. Makes things a whole lot simpler.Quote:
Originally Posted by BaseRSX
You got it wrong, friend. The dogs that sniff all the luggage as it's taken from the plane and put onto the conveyor belt will just start going crazy when they get to a bag. The dogs that are out in the crowds, sniffing people will sit down next to someone that has weed on them as not to startle them and make them run. They just sit there, which alerts the handler to the presence of drugs, or the smell of smoke in clothes, so they can calmly ask the person to step aside for a search. It would be very frightening for children, and other people to have a dog searching through the crowd, then suddenly start going crazy at one person, and barking perhaps.Quote:
Originally Posted by bonsaiguy
:) ... Josh :D
i wait for the day that the world runs out of steel...and uses hemp to construct airplanes...
if i cannot bring some pot into a hemp-a-plane...then im just gunna die...
Well my friend took a stick of DO and but about 2/3 or so off and then stuck his weed in the DO tube and places the 1/3 top of it back on. They never check your underarm.
i dont know man...
i would just smoke it all befroe i gottqa go on the aeroplane
Personally, I'd rather eat a hash brownie just before a flight to USA (about 8 hours at least) so you're just buzzing a tiny bit when you get off the plane.. would be very fun!Quote:
Originally Posted by flamingskullballs
I know someone here posted something about doing this a while ago, I want to try it one day :D
what i would do is getting this lil cig rolling machine with empty cig paper, than arrange yourself to put weed in the cig cept at the end of the cig put some tobacco. so its like even u check the cig theres gonna be tobacco, but inside its gonna be weed.
or just vacuum seal it and stick it in your ass
lol
id just put the pot into my ear, tell the police that its earplugs cause i have a headache, and go on my merry way
...how often does that work Lol
oh fucking shit, it works every time man...
you wouldnt understand, your not a supreme american like myself (sarcasm biotch)
If you take weed to an airport your jus fucking your self in the arse, its not worth all the legal troubles youll go through for having a bag of herb.
I travel with my job and have for about 7 years.
Before 9-11 it was a joke. Now there are a few things you need to know.
1. always keep it on you. - tighty whites near your balls works for me everytime.
2. Make sure what you wear is not going to beep. no metal.
3. Don't bring more than 1/2 or 1/4.
4. Look out for dogs, you can see them before they can smell it on you. I have been to almost every major airport and never have had to go thru dogs, I have seen them in the baggage area. I just walked the other way, left the airport and came back and got my bag later.
5. Never travel internationally with any drugs. I have been to maui and brought back waui with no problems. It did stink all the way though.
i'm from chicago so i fly out of O'Hare. This past july i flew to LAX with nothing on me thank god. i came 3 feet from a drug/bomb sniffing dogs twice.