stop me if you heard this one.......

A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf.

Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.

The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf- mute, and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language.

"Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."

lol!!

haha, that's an excellent one, actually one I haven't heard.

"stop me if you heard this one......."
Stop...Heard it Before.
"A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf.

Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.

The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf- mute, and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language.

"Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet.""

LOL. Never Heard that one before.

LoL! Never heard it before!

PEace

Buddy

good one

*laughs*

Hadn't heard it before. Liked it. :)

funny.

Hah nice

hey, i thought you weren't going to tell anyone about that time I put my dick on the counter. Just kidding, good joke.

I thought it was going to be:

"Stop me if you've heard this one, Jesus Christ walks into a hotel *BANG* and he asks the inn keeper" *BANG* "Don't you ever fuckin' die?" "Can ya put me up for the night?!" *BANG* "Ah.. uh.."

Fun Boy and Eric Draven - The Crow :)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lololololololololololololololol.

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

I thought it was going to be:

"Stop me if you've heard this one, Jesus Christ walks into a hotel *BANG* and he asks the inn keeper" *BANG* "Don't you ever fuckin' die?" "Can ya put me up for the night?!" *BANG* "Ah.. uh.."

Fun Boy and Eric Draven - The Crow :)

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yea thats what i always think about when i hear "stop me if you heard this one."

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Originally Posted by king kong bong

yea thats what i always think about when i hear "stop me if you heard this one."

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Cool fookin' film :D

I bought Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas off of eBay last night :D