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For example:
I used to think that Garden Knowm's, "I love you", was another way of saying, "your stupid, but i respect you anyway". Am I right? lol!!
Your thoughts don't have to be from the boards, just any benign comment made to you that made you feel uneasy, or paranoid.
Ganj is the reincarnation of jimmy hendrix, but refuses to let us know, and somehow managed to lose his talent in the transition...
he now plotts world domination to make up for it...
Well, sometimes I feel like some people on the boards are actually friends or acquaintances of mine whose sole purpose for posting is to fuck with my head.
And I tend to believe people on the boards are turning on me. :eek: (not that anyone liked me in the first place. :) )
there are people on my roof! people on the roof i tell you!
Wow! I'm awe-struck. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. I love you, and not the way Garden Knowm means it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf
in the way i mean it? you owe me? :D
When my cat used to get stoned with me I used to think she could read my thoughts....
oh... i have a sneaking suspiscion that kottonmouthsara is immune to cottonmouth...
and i also have a feeling your name isnt sarah :P
THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING!!! :D
HAHA, I've thought the same before!Quote:
Originally Posted by lateralus
I always think someone is going to rob me, or someone is going to come into my house and rape the shit out of me while beating me. I hate to be alone, I ALWAYS want to be with someone, man. This one time I thought someone was trying to unlock my door so I got into my bathroom, locked the door, and clled my friend to come over right then. This was like 3 years ago but still I'm scared. LOL
it canQuote:
Originally Posted by KottonMouthSara
Your not alone, man.Quote:
Originally Posted by lateralus
Shadow, I'll think of something to repay your compliment. And no, in the way I mean it. The definition of my, "I love you", is: I could spend all my time with you and enjoy every second.
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Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf
Hehe....but ummm i dont get it:(
I get cotton mouth after the 1st toke!
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Originally Posted by xNoa
No shit! Really?
Just cats or all animals?!
hahahahahahaha, Funny shitQuote:
Originally Posted by KottonMouthSara
I use to aslo think when I was first getting high that my animals had camera's on them or that they were some guys that were trying to spy on me when I undressed or something. Because they would always STARE at me when I would change clothes or take a bath, They're weird!
that proves im just paranoid :DQuote:
Originally Posted by KottonMouthSara
but WAIT!!!
your name isnt sarah?!? :D
All animals. I swear I've communicated with my dog, telepathically.Quote:
Originally Posted by KottonMouthSara
you have, we all have, you're just one of the lucky few to be aware enough to notice :)
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Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf
No its sara:)
I think pot just opens up a part of your brain that lets you relate to people and other beings better.
Yeh my cat was a lez...she always wanted to watch me showering...kinda strange :confused:
damn, just paranoid...Quote:
Originally Posted by KottonMouthSara
but how do i know if i can trust you're telling the truth! :p
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Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf
You can't....thats the whole point...MWAHAHAHAHAHA (evil laugh)
Babe, chill out :thumbsup:
haha,, my animals have always been males. The only female I had was a horse and a rabbit, everything else was a male. dogs, cats, goat, snake, bird, lizard, frog, crawfish and alot of others.Quote:
Originally Posted by KottonMouthSara
I think my crawfish was a male. I honestly had it for 2 YEARS!! I had it when I was little. I was playing in my front yard and I found it, I put it our fish tank fed it some fish food and it just stayed alive!! I was sad when it died :(
*panic attack*
[do i trust her? yeah, i cna trust her, but what if she's lying? how can i trust her if she's lying? how do i know weather or not she's lying? should i trust her?]
*explodes*
I was sitting in a friends car, rolling a joint. The police car across the parking lot was empty, but the reflection of the seats head looked like a police officer staring at me through the side mirrors. I immediately thought that all police cars are built to give off that effect, to scare people even when they're sitting in their house, drinking a brew and smoking some reefer.
dude... that's creepy... lol wow...
That sounds good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganj
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Originally Posted by Ganj
Awwww:( Poor you...must have shit yourself!!
The other day I was driving (note when im stoned i drive at like 2 mph) anyways...I was reversing when I thought i ran something over...I was soooo scared...but it turns out it was a hole in the parking space lol
No, actually I continued rolling the joint, while administering an evil stare to a car seat.Quote:
Originally Posted by KottonMouthSara
I wonder if sometimes people think I'm Robert42 incognito.
lmao we stoners are so cool, we never get into trouble more than running over potholes, thinking it was a poor defenseless cat! :D
this is my crawfish :( :( :( :( :( :(
haha lmao!!!! Funny shit dude!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganj
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Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf
I thought it was a human:(
no, humans evolve into stoners when they toke :D
I used to think that there was a little arab kid under my bed with an AK-47 and if i moved he would shoot me through the matress..... disturbed i know :stoned:
i always get this sneaking suspicion that my little brother has spy cameras set about in my room to tape me while I toke or do private personal things (like pick my nose and examine it or wear cold cream to bed or scratch my asscrack). and that he is waiting for the right moment to blackmail me.
Your crawfish probably had the biggest complex imaginable. Which is probably what lead to his suicide. Rest in peace.Quote:
Originally Posted by heavymetal101
ever watch the truman show? i sware...
The thought had crossed my mind. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Ganj
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Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf
dude, thats exactly what freaks me out....like i think nobody knows how i eat crackers in bed, but really everyone knows and they think its pretty damn funny