alright... i have no real problems... my dick is 7 and 1/2 inches when erect.
but when im soft, it is small... its like it gets pulled back inside me.
am i alone here or is this a normal thing?
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alright... i have no real problems... my dick is 7 and 1/2 inches when erect.
but when im soft, it is small... its like it gets pulled back inside me.
am i alone here or is this a normal thing?
well, if you think about it, a dog's penis does the same thing :thumbsup:
^^^ o... i guess i can relax now, my dick is like a dogs, lmao
Sounds normal to me.
well, i dont know about going INSIDE of you.. but yea thats nothing to worry about.
Kind of reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when George was a victim of "shrinkage". Men are supposed to be the "stronger" sex ..... but we throw our self-esteem out the window if we think our penis is not large enough.
yeah mine triples in size from its soft state but its still a good handfull when not hard, i thought this would go away with puberty but it didnt.....shrinkage...the silent embarassment
You only use it when it's hard, so it doesn't much matter.
But if it's going in reverse inside your body, that might look goofy so make sure it's hard before you whip it out until you're having sex with someone you really really trust.
You're not alone; you are fortunate to have a member that has evolved in such a way as to keep itself out of harm's way.Quote:
Originally Posted by opiuser
Just tell new girlfriends that you have a "Surprise Package" for them. That's the correct term for this and most girls think it's "cute".
I think maybe they forgot to cut your ambilical cord off, and your penis is below that, it's the thing you've always thought was a dingleberry.
Their is no reasoning behind the penis, it just IS.
yeah, what thong guy said
Fuck yeah dude, I got a decent penis when it's hard but it's fucking tiny when it's not, so I just make a point that I don't bust my cock out unless it's hard. The only thing a soft penis is good for is peeing anyway.
it doesnt go inside... that would be weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by NightProwler
lol inside hahahaha well i think youre fine as long as it doesnt do that and as long as it aint like morphing into things you dont want it to look at it this way those pornstars you always see on tv with 4 foot cocks that are soft cant even get it up without a pump so be thankfull it even get hard
don't worry it's normal you only use it when its hard. but my dick looks long when its hard or soft :D
i have the same thing, its kinda embarassing but you dont really use it when its softQuote:
Originally Posted by opiuser
yeahQuote:
Originally Posted by dopefiend
it's kinda emberrrasing
but then again, girls normally don't see that unless you get pantsed!!!!
now that blows.
They also take penis steroids. I enjoy the cold weather, it gives me an excuse as to why my penis is little. I figure five inches isn't bad. I mean, you can give a girl an orgasm with your tongue.Quote:
Originally Posted by grasshopper420
with your tounge? dude thats the sickest thing ive ever heard.
i use my dogs tounge. his hound for her :dance:
On the contrary, that's the sickest thing you've ever heard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Imotep
HAHAHAHAHA BURN!
~ Kelso
i read somewhere that it's completely normal, and that the smaller a guy is when he's limp, the bigger he is when he's hard. makes sense from what i've seen
From what I've seen, too! My penis quadruples it's size when I'm erect.Quote:
Originally Posted by deathbyvalley
i never actually payed enough attention... i will post again later :D klol
Like Kip (Kif?) on Futurama, the penis is supported by a series of fluid filled bladders.
:thumbsup:
Standard shrinkage gives us better pee control.
;)
(Ever try to pee erect?)
:eek:
Good shrinkage is just a sign of good blood flow.
:dance:
An interesting question occured to me though, since the cold can increase shrinkage, do uncut guys shrink less?
:what:
Afterall, they already have a sweater on.
:p
Mine can sometimes shink enough to look uncut, like it's compensating for its missing sweater.
:question:
Anyway, the more the shrinkage, the more magical the erection seems!
:)
Like that song by that dude that went -
"Out of small things, Mama, big things one day come!"
:pimp::stoned::smokin::rasta:
yeah... my first gf was amazed by how much it grew. starts off like one inch then becomes a 7 1/2 inch one eyed monster. first time she saw it she said she had to suck it. a happy man was i that dayQuote:
Originally Posted by Sinsemilla Jones
I am really enjoying reading a bunch of guy's posts about their dick's.
It's kinda hot too, you guy's did that intentionally...lmao
chicks are dumb, if they think a dude's got a small dick just cuz he had some shrinkage when it was soft
but yeah, i'm small most of the time when i'm soft, but when i'm hard, i build up like a beast
man... im like... 1-2 inches when im soft... up to atleast 6 when im hard. once i was gonna get head, but my dick had just gotten soft for a second, so i pulled out and it was tiny... but it got hard pretty quick, but who wouldnt with a chicks hand around it;)
im more convinced than ever that i have an almost constant erection. its 4 inces normal and 6 1/2 hard. but thats probably because its kind of thick.