THE BIGGEST THREAD WITH ALL THE STUPIDIEST QUOTES POSSIBLE FROM CANNABIS.COM

go ahead, post all the stupid quotes you can find

You know you love it!

heres a first one. ill keep more comin :)

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Originally Posted by gothicblood

can you smoke incense sticks?

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I mean, the guy wanted to beat the shit out of someone, in the middle of a lesson, with a can of lager, and then sit in the beaten kid's seat and drink the lager... crazy.. just pure crazy!

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Originally Posted by professer evil

theres nothing wrong with a little wet squirt unless it comes out of her ass,if thats the case then get the hell out of there coz the bitch probly has the plague

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BRing On the SHoE~

brings it....

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

You know you love it!

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I wish this thread would get un-closed. It deserves to live forever in cannabis.com infamy. Somethin somethin.

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Originally Posted by ADaisyChain

I wish this thread would get un-closed. It deserves to live forever in cannabis.com infamy. Somethin somethin.

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It seriously does.. i was scared it had been deleted as i couldn't find it this time 'round.

Turns out it was Kraloth, not Kratom that posted it haha :p

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Originally Posted by Shredfest

does anyone know any ways to digi ur weed without avctualyl having a digi on you, like say you go to school and some kid wants to buy a half ounce, anyone know anyways to digi it close to perfect somehow?

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Originally Posted by Shredfest

bus passes (where i live) weigh exactly 1 gram so i guess you could weigh a gram in one hand and a bus pass in another and see if it feels the same possibly.

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Originally Posted by ShamanicHippy

Mellow I love your smart ass posts. Like "you smoked ajax" "your dead" and "you smoked toothpaste" I laugh every time I see them

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Originally Posted by StarcommanderX

im sorry....you NIGGER!!! go pick some cotton you stinky good for nothing piece of african crap.

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Originally Posted by thewooman

beeble why the fuck did you close my Hitler Rap (He's down with the jews) thread? the link did'nt have spyware on it. your full of shit.

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Those weren't dumb, they were racist, made by idiots, or just funny lol :D

more :D (and if u have funyn quotes that are stupid than go ahead, in fact any funny/stupid quotes are ok lol)

just want a good laugh cmon guy search a bit... im doing all the job!

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Originally Posted by endo..jay

i like candy blunts but its hard to find the cough syrup with codine in it...anyone experiment with household items...i have heard windex and raid on ur shit...but i really dont know if i wana try that...ill trip and roll any night but i have my reservations about fuckin raid

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Originally Posted by Smokey McPot

Can anal sex get you pregnent?

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Originally Posted by dooman

lately ive been watching piss porn...like 3 lesbians piss in each others mouths or into a cup and drink it....i dunno man its gross but it works it makes me cum even faster than anal...what u all think about golden showers?? lol ...id love to pis on my gf one day i always bug her about it but i dont think shes gonan let me.....what do u all think about piss

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Originally Posted by rastabill89

i wonder if i get like 10 bags of cow shit and poor it in the woods and like water the pile of shit every day if they will grow shrooms?

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Originally Posted by nakedgunner

ebay is just there ppl use it to sell things ebay doesnt sells things how does it make money

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

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Hey, i didn't know either!! lol

I'm off to bed.. i want to see some evidence that you did more work when i get back on here tomorrow.
Night xXx

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Originally Posted by me

... spell "psycho"

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Originally Posted by My Sister

p-h-y-s-c-o

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and for the stupidest quote:

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Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf

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Originally Posted by me

... spell "psycho"

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Originally Posted by My Sister

p-h-y-s-c-o

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:S it says my message is too short, and i need to lengthen it to 3 characters now THAT'S stupid! :D

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Originally Posted by jahjahjahjah

str8 outta warren bitch u a joke suckin so much dick ya fuckin lips smoke, with ya silly ass preety boy raps mean muggin, u think ya thuggin sitten on Dres lap. pull a gat on my dogs no bullets at all you shakin stumblin cussin and fumblin scared to death screamin for help so damn sick ya almost shot ya self, ya lil radio thug with a preppy smile got every body hoppin down on 35 mile tellin us we fake lil faggot back ima knock the teeth down the back of ya neck.-ICP nuttin but a bitch thang.

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what?

ok last one for today, i shall post more soon

go ahead guys post what you can find

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Originally Posted by STDzRus

GRR I'M A CHICKEN!

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dumbest, quote, ever.

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

ok last one for today, i shall post more soon

go ahead guys post what you can find

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:D

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Originally Posted by CannabisGeorge

Ok, some people are gonna call me a douche bag for posting this. But it's quite real, and if you dont believe me try it yourself.

This is a way to create a shroom trip using orange peels and toothpaste! It's totaly legit and will get you the same trip as a powerful shroom. What you do is after you peel an orange, take some toothpaste (preferebly colgate) and smear it on all the peels on one side. You can scrunch it, or roll it up, anything. Then leave it in the open somewhere for 7-10 days, long enough for mold to grow on it. When you see blueish to greenish mold on the peels, its time to eat them. It takes about 30 mins for the trip to kick in, and depending on how much you ate it couuld last anywhere from 4-12 hours. Try it! (ps if it doesnt work, its either the wrong toothpaste, or you didnt do it right)

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:D

I dunnow, maby this counts

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Originally Posted by Randycigar

also hey do you think that a funeral home would have embulming fluid.. I want to lace some weed with it.. so i jsut want to know if I should brake into it or not?

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By: Phresher than it got.

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Originally Posted by mrdevious

By: Phresher than it got.

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HA ha i forgot bout that :D

sad thing is i can read the first line...

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Originally Posted by heavymetal101

Isnt the limit of acid where you get to be declared mentally insane by doing acid like 12 trips??

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huh?

lol

funny quotes haha

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Originally Posted by flamingskullballs

sad thing is i can read the first line...

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then sadder yet is that I could read the whole thing, and actually took the time to do so.

Teeter totter....pick on Harry Potter

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Originally Posted by jbuckets

shit i have now is hairier than my nutsack

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^wrote that when stoned...think its pretty funny

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Originally Posted by tokosan

I fuck dolphins.

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Here's 1.

my favorite is in my sig :)

on scary movie:
im gonna slash and gash
rip another hole in yo ass
spill blood on the walls
play tennis wit yo balls
im gonna f**k ya like a goat
peel off yo foreskin and make a winter coat
PEACE!!!

An old thread that deserves a bump :)

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Originally Posted by jbuckets

^wrote that when stoned...think its pretty funny

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haha, who quotes themselves? funnnnyyyy.

Chappelle's show:

"yo, that's the sickest mutha fucka I eva seen in the alley son!"

Well, check my sig for one.

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Originally Posted by aparadis

I just soaked my dick in clorox bleach to pass a piss test. Hurts like hell. How long will this last? And how well does this work?

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Originally Posted by Great Spirit

Damn that sucks. They were probably crack dealers that sold it to you. A good pot dealer wouldn't rip you off....at least I wouldn't if I was one. Although I have been ripped off twice from getting it by (alternative means. hehe :) ), I learned from it. I develop some type of relationship w/my ppl I buy from.

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Just one in a million from this guy..

mmm dunno if this would count as a stupid quote...meh!

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Originally Posted by LOVElife

Mine would have a Mystical POWER which had the capabilty of a Self Cleaning mechanism whilst also fertilising its own ICE

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Originally Posted by infidel818

i think my weed may be way TOO dank

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hahaha ive seen this one before, but it doesnt get old ha edited this twice lolOriginally Posted by aparadis
I just soaked my dick in clorox bleach to pass a piss test. Hurts like hell. How long will this last? And how well does this work?
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I love this thread!

Funny sh!t! The clorox one got me rolling . . .

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

You know you love it!

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holy god dude, why the hell was that ermitonto guy banned? his post on the second page where he made fun of that dyslexic kid is the single funniest thing ive ever read in any forum.

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Originally Posted by robert42

HEY HE WOULD INVITE THEM BOTH BUT ITS PRETTY HARD TO GET A COMPUTER SCREEN TO WALK :ROLLEYES:

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

If by too many you mean none, then yes, I have had too many anti-depressants.

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Originally Posted by McCauley Caulkin

peyote has been known to cause hallucinations, cold sweats, or in McCauley Caulkin's case, immortality

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what a time consuming task