brushing teeth like suckin pecker LOL

I'm just actin like a little horndog today. This aint like me,.....lol :p

But I was thinkin about the other day when I was brushing my teeth and talkin to my friend and the whole time he couldnt stop smiling. I didnt know why the hell cause what we were talking about was funny.
Just a second ago I was brushing my teeth and I noticed it looked like I was suckin dick! :eek: :D Like when your brushing your back teeth the tooth brush going back and forth, hitting the side of your mouth,........ LOL

I'm just havin some crazy thoughts today! :thumbsup:

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( ) )----D+:eek:+ :glugglug: = :D :pimp: :thumbsup: :rolleyes: :dance: :clap:

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Originally Posted by king kong bong

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

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thats Cool as shit. I like it

Roddy Piper, John Carpenter's They Live (1988)

wha??

thats where that line is from.

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Originally Posted by king kong bong

thats where that line is from.

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That tolds ya! ;)

oh,.

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Originally Posted by heavymetal101

I'm just actin like a little horndog today. This aint like me,.....lol :p

But I was thinkin about the other day when I was brushing my teeth and talkin to my friend and the whole time he couldnt stop smiling. I didnt know why the hell cause what we were talking about was funny.
Just a second ago I was brushing my teeth and I noticed it looked like I was suckin dick! :eek: :D Like when your brushing your back teeth the tooth brush going back and forth, hitting the side of your mouth,........ LOL

I'm just havin some crazy thoughts today! :thumbsup:

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Well, what do you think I'd look like with an Electric Oral-B toothbrush? Like I'm sucking on a vibrator? Mmmm, brushing my teeth is gonna taste so good, from now on.

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Originally Posted by king kong bong

Roddy Piper, John Carpenter's They Live (1988)

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LOL- I saw it when it came out.

All I can say is LOL, I don't know what I'm thinking, anymore.

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Originally Posted by heavymetal101

I'm just actin like a little horndog today. This aint like me,.....lol :p

But I was thinkin about the other day when I was brushing my teeth and talkin to my friend and the whole time he couldnt stop smiling. I didnt know why the hell cause what we were talking about was funny.
Just a second ago I was brushing my teeth and I noticed it looked like I was suckin dick! :eek: :D Like when your brushing your back teeth the tooth brush going back and forth, hitting the side of your mouth,........ LOL

I'm just havin some crazy thoughts today! :thumbsup:

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I could shit myself in public and retained more self-respect! :cool:

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Originally Posted by Mitzie

I could shit myself in public and retain more self-respect! :cool:

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All in Fun, but honey don't sell yourself short! ;)

HeavyMetal101, what was your friend doing looking at you and thinking of a blow job?

Heavy metal....Got a kick out of your thread! Sorry to disappoint you honey, BUT brushing your teeth is NOT like sucking dick! There's no comparison!! :stoned: At least to a healthy, sensual, experienced, older, kinda gal like me! I MUCH prefer the later! :p

Have a GREAT Thankgiving! AND keep brushing your teeth!
alaskagirl :rasta:

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Originally Posted by king kong bong

thats where that line is from.

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A slight variation was also one of Duke Nukem's one liners.

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Originally Posted by Duke Nukem

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.. and I'm allllllll outta gum.

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Originally Posted by alaskagirl

Sorry to disappoint you honey, BUT brushing your teeth is NOT like sucking dick! I MUCH prefer the later! :p

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I'd hate to see your teeth. :stoned: I'd hate TO see your TEETH. [/improper usage of caps for emphasis]

Jusssst kidding.

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Originally Posted by heavymetal101

I'm just actin like a little horndog today. This aint like me,.....lol :p

But I was thinkin about the other day when I was brushing my teeth and talkin to my friend and the whole time he couldnt stop smiling. I didnt know why the hell cause what we were talking about was funny.
Just a second ago I was brushing my teeth and I noticed it looked like I was suckin dick! :eek: :D Like when your brushing your back teeth the tooth brush going back and forth, hitting the side of your mouth,........ LOL

I'm just havin some crazy thoughts today! :thumbsup:

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LOL, you either have a fat toothbrush or a really skinny dick :p