Why is life so full of SHIT!?

I can't fucking believe it, today my car was broken into. About $100 worth of weed was taken and a brand new digital scale that i bought literally 30 min before it got stolen.

I know who took it and tomorrow this person is going to be in ICU there is no other option here as this is the SECOND TIME that this same person has stolen from me. First I'm going to shank him in the gut when he isnt expecting it and then im gonna go to town on his pudgy little face with a TV antenna. Then if he isnt crying and begging me to live I'm going to pound his face with a chain around my fist until he does or until he gets knocked out.:mad:

I dont care if you think this is extreme but in the real world, if you break into a locked car and steal something that isnt yours and you can still act like my friend and then you can do it AGAIN, you dont deserve special treatment.

I'm gonna show this kid what the real world is like. :thumbsup:

Would ya like a few tips on how to keep your ass cherry in jail??

LOL


Felon

do it he deserves it

breakin' laws, glockin' jaws, rippin' out and take a taste
you can smell my fuckin' nuts while this tone is in your face
shove the barrel of the gun down your throat, inhale bullets like some smoke
i'ma leave you bitches dead, cut a sunroof in your head

Jail? Hah I'd get shot before i go to jail. Whats this kid gonna say "i got shanked cause i stole some weed"

No one likes this kid. its gonna be a collective effort of ass kciking

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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister

I can't fucking believe it, today my car was broken into. About $100 worth of weed was taken and a brand new digital scale that i bought literally 30 min before it got stolen.

I know who took it and tomorrow this person is going to be in ICU there is no other option here as this is the SECOND TIME that this same person has stolen from me. First I'm going to shank him in the gut when he isnt expecting it and then im gonna go to town on his pudgy little face with a TV antenna. Then if he isnt crying and begging me to live I'm going to pound his face with a chain around my fist until he does or until he gets knocked out.:mad:

I dont care if you think this is extreme but in the real world, if you break into a locked car and steal something that isnt yours and you can still act like my friend and then you can do it AGAIN, you dont deserve special treatment.

I'm gonna show this kid what the real world is like. :thumbsup:

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punch him once in the throat and i guarantee he'll never fuck wit you again :thumbsup:

I would karate chop his balls. That would be hilarious. :smokin:

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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister

Jail? Hah I'd get shot before i go to jail. Whats this kid gonna say "i got shanked cause i stole some weed"

No one likes this kid. its gonna be a collective effort of ass kciking

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word of the wise, dont get caught tearing him a new one, he doesnt have to say why he got the beat down in order for you to be arrested for assult.

If your going to do anyhting more than a beatdown, including mayhem (unnecessary shit like breaking fingers on purpose, bashing head off ground, etc etc) you're in for a rude fucking awakening.

If I were to ever pull a knife, gun, or anything on somebody I'd kill them and everyone who witnessed it. Don't take chances, and don't fuck up. Don't take this message as advice to kill somebody cause that's just fucking stupid, but if you're going to do something bad, make sure you're not getting caught.

Best way to get him back would be screw him over completly using the legal system. :-D Plant some drugs, weapons, and other things in his car/house/personal belongings and give him 10 to 15 in a federal prison for it.

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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister

I can't fucking believe it, today my car was broken into. About $100 worth of weed was taken and a brand new digital scale that i bought literally 30 min before it got stolen.

I know who took it and tomorrow this person is going to be in ICU there is no other option here as this is the SECOND TIME that this same person has stolen from me. First I'm going to shank him in the gut when he isnt expecting it and then im gonna go to town on his pudgy little face with a TV antenna. Then if he isnt crying and begging me to live I'm going to pound his face with a chain around my fist until he does or until he gets knocked out.:mad:

I dont care if you think this is extreme but in the real world, if you break into a locked car and steal something that isnt yours and you can still act like my friend and then you can do it AGAIN, you dont deserve special treatment.

I'm gonna show this kid what the real world is like. :thumbsup:

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I can see were your comming from.
I can only advise against Sticking him with anything..

Just give him a good stomping.
and get your shit back.

If you stab him and he dies you'll go down for murder.
and a 100 worth of green and some digis Just aint worth it.

i see it this way everything needs an oposite to make a bad and a good, making life interesting and worth living.

ask him this before takin any action, what did the five fingers say to the face?
slap, now give me back my shit.

Nah, what you should do it's call him over to your house and have the dorr unlocked so he can open the door himself. Once he steps in punch the mother fucker in the damn diaphragm and then hyper extend his knees!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

If he has his fingerprints on the door then you can say he broke in, or trespassed. He came in and attacked you, so you had no choice. If it's on your land, the BALL IS IN YOUR COURT MY FRIEND!!! :D:D:D :thumbsup:
If someone steals from you dude, you have every right to permanently FUCK HIM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE! I hate it when people steal and I would go crazy if someone stole from me again. It's happened so many times before and I never did anything, I'll never make that mistake again!!

sorry but that shit gets me heated up! (if you couldnt tell)

uhh you got the right ideas, but zen... I saw your picture. You dont look like you have the balls or skill to do any of that. Dont get your ass beat and make yourself look like a fool. Cuz then he will have your shit, and you will have assault charges. Which reminds me i gotta go to court in like 2 months for assault charges. :(

That is so screwed! He deserves to pay. I would break into his house, car, and whatever you can and rob him blind. Who knows you may come out on top. :rolleyes:

Do what I said, trust me

Kidnap him, make his family pay $50,000 ... then it'll have been worth it, apart from the fact you'll probably still lose your ass cherry.

tell us wat happens

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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister

I can't fucking believe it, today my car was broken into. About $100 worth of weed was taken and a brand new digital scale that i bought literally 30 min before it got stolen.

I know who took it and tomorrow this person is going to be in ICU there is no other option here as this is the SECOND TIME that this same person has stolen from me. First I'm going to shank him in the gut when he isnt expecting it and then im gonna go to town on his pudgy little face with a TV antenna. Then if he isnt crying and begging me to live I'm going to pound his face with a chain around my fist until he does or until he gets knocked out.:mad:

I dont care if you think this is extreme but in the real world, if you break into a locked car and steal something that isnt yours and you can still act like my friend and then you can do it AGAIN, you dont deserve special treatment.

I'm gonna show this kid what the real world is like. :thumbsup:

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If you're serious, have you taken a look at the people's responses to hipEstoner's thread?

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Originally Posted by heavymetal101

Nah, what you should do it's call him over to your house and have the dorr unlocked so he can open the door himself. Once he steps in punch the mother fucker in the damn diaphragm and then hyper extend his knees!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

If he has his fingerprints on the door then you can say he broke in, or trespassed. He came in and attacked you, so you had no choice. If it's on your land, the BALL IS IN YOUR COURT MY FRIEND!!! :D:D:D :thumbsup:
If someone steals from you dude, you have every right to permanently FUCK HIM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE! I hate it when people steal and I would go crazy if someone stole from me again. It's happened so many times before and I never did anything, I'll never make that mistake again!!

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Weren't you the one who was so blatantly against hipEstoner's actions? You know.. the ones where he attacked someone?

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Originally Posted by heavymetal101

If someone steals from you dude, you have every right to permanently FUCK HIM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!

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:rolleyes: Well that's consistent.

ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS ............. HOMEBOY ! YOU SHOULD BEAT HIS ASS BUT SHANKIN IS NOT RECOMMENDED.THE SITUATION DOSNT CALL FOR IT.A PROPER ASS WHOPING WOULD BE GOOD !

You have to tape it and send it to everyone for a laugh.

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Originally Posted by lateralus

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Weren't you the one who was so blatantly against hipEstoner's actions? You know.. the ones where he attacked someone?:rolleyes: Well that's consistent.

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I was but there is a huge difference between the two. Hipestoner attacked someone who did nothing and this dude stole from him. I absolutley hate stealing and You just dont know how bad that shit pisses me off. I'm all for fighting, whoopin ass and gettin your ass whooped but there has to be a reason dude. I wont fight over nothin unless I'm just playin around.

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Originally Posted by Juggalotus17

If your going to do anyhting more than a beatdown, including mayhem (unnecessary shit like breaking fingers on purpose, bashing head off ground, etc etc) you're in for a rude fucking awakening.

If I were to ever pull a knife, gun, or anything on somebody I'd kill them and everyone who witnessed it. Don't take chances, and don't fuck up. Don't take this message as advice to kill somebody cause that's just fucking stupid, but if you're going to do something bad, make sure you're not getting caught.

Best way to get him back would be screw him over completly using the legal system. :-D Plant some drugs, weapons, and other things in his car/house/personal belongings and give him 10 to 15 in a federal prison for it.

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i give you an A for effort, and an A+ for clear thinking :D


but that's a real dishonnorable way to exact revenge...

F! :P

getting him into your house and beatin the shit out of him is your best bet. Him bein on your property is just another reason why you would need to/ have to.

Cant you put an orange in a sock or something and hitting someone with it will not leave any marks? Just hit him with that for a 15 minutes, he will feel it for weeks, and there will be no evidence....

I was tormented by my older brother sort of like that :mad: He use to actually take a knife and with the nonpointed side hit my in the head as hard as he could. He told me he did this cause it wouldnt leave any marks. I hate my fuckin brother

He's a main reason I like to fight so much now, My anger for him just built up to a point where I dont give a fuck. lol I can get my ass beat and not give a shit, pain just aint no thing anymore.

Crikey, your bro smacked you with a blunt side of a knife?

Never watched Full Metal Jacket? You put a bar of hard soap in a sock, or wrapped in a towel, someone holds the person's arms and legs, and put a sock in his mouth for good measures, then you get to see him, and look him right in the eyes while you're causing him an alarming amoutn of pain.
10/10 for pain
10/10 for effectiveness
10/10 for some god damned satisfaction.

yup, i got a crazy bro, I dont see him anymore since my dad died. thank god if I did I would fuckin fist fight him all the time until one day one of us would have gotten into jail or hospital. I should sneak his ass one day. lol

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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister

I'm gonna show this kid what the real world is like. :thumbsup:

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fuck that violent bitch

i hope he dies in a car fire

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Originally Posted by tokosan

fuck that violent bitch

i hope he dies in a car fire

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way to show how to be nonviolent.

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Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf

way to show how to be nonviolent.

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heres what u do to violent people

cut thier heads off, and put them in a coffin while thier sevred head screams then call the FBI

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Originally Posted by heavymetal101

I was but there is a huge difference between the two. Hipestoner attacked someone who did nothing and this dude stole from him. I absolutley hate stealing and You just dont know how bad that shit pisses me off. I'm all for fighting, whoopin ass and gettin your ass whooped but there has to be a reason dude. I wont fight over nothin unless I'm just playin around.

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There was no difference whatsoever. The other guy stole hipEstoner's bud, and talked shit behind his back.

And you were talking to me like I had no common sense.

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Originally Posted by Fattie

uhh you got the right ideas, but zen... I saw your picture. You dont look like you have the balls or skill to do any of that. Dont get your ass beat and make yourself look like a fool. Cuz then he will have your shit, and you will have assault charges. Which reminds me i gotta go to court in like 2 months for assault charges. :(

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im 6'2" and 215 pounds, I've been in qeight lifting for 2 years straight and let me post a pic of what this guy looks like:


But this kid is such a pussy i confronted him about it yesterday and he denied it of course but he acts like such a pussy that it makes me want to cut off his little tiny dick because he doesnt deserve it...

It was him and his friend "Delgado" who works accross the steet at a fucking auto shop. How obvious is that, they fuckin' poped the window with a slim jim.

But everyone at work is on my side anyways so I wouldnt need to take him alone, next time i see the delgado kid im gonna fucking break his nose. Drag him off of work property and then make sure he is never able to steal again, im thinking about takin a few of his fingers or something.

and it was over $100 of weed, a $35 scale, and probably about $200 to get the window repaired.

im 6'3" and 215 lbs and been lifting for a few months. they call me bruce banner.

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First I'm going to shank him in the gut when he isnt expecting it and then im gonna go to town on his pudgy little face with a TV antenna

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homo strike #1

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im 6'2" and 215 pounds, I've been in qeight lifting for 2 years straight and let me post a pic of what this guy looks like:

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homo strike #2
You actually didn't do nothing.
homo strike #3

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im thinking about takin a few of his fingers or something.

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homo strike #4

I could go on longer if you want me to.