anybody out here likes to eat pussy. I luv eating pussy. :D
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anybody out here likes to eat pussy. I luv eating pussy. :D
yea except its a bitch when they squeeze down on your head or pull your hair
thats the best time to eat!!Quote:
Originally Posted by fikusroot
when the poon lands right on your face...
"Excuse me miss, let me clear a place for you to sit"
(as he wipes his hand across his face)
"Mustache rides.. GET YOUR FREE MUSTACHE rides!!"
I only poon GRAZE on the ladies I love... Actually, now that I think about it. I don't mess with ladies unless I love them..... actually I love LADIES.. PERIOD!!
what the fuck did u just say? i dont speak brittish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garden Knowm
mmm i love it
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Originally Posted by fikusroot
How about English?
if I can disipher you googly guk, you sure as hell can disipher mine..Quote:
Originally Posted by fikusroot
LOL
From kneecap to kneecap, asshole to bellybutton!
Damn......we got some freaky ass mofos in here............:D
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Originally Posted by pikes peak 69
{deep breath}
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:Du already knowQuote:
Originally Posted by rajking86
pussy gobbling is an art that requires strenuous workout sessions and excersizes in the tongue and jaw muslces. having a jaw lock up while feasting is not a laughable situation for either partner.
I want to know if anybody here eats ass or has b4, it's something I think I could do if I really liked the girl and she was clean. how does ass taste ?
I eat ass. If she has showered recently, you'll enjoy it. So will she. There is a slight musky taste and smell but you get used to it pretty quick.
Actually when you pinch off a loaf, it is up inside your body afew inches. So unless your deep tongueing her you won't even taste shit.
Just remember, clenliness next to godliness.
You can try an ice cube in your mouth for fun also. Slight numbing effect on both of you.
Haha Garden Knowm, ya made me laughQuote:
Originally Posted by Garden Knowm
:D
And whoever couldnt understand it-what language do you speak??
i like eatin ass too but she gotta be clean :D
:pimp: down biatch.... LMAO... I'm playin... that's great!Quote:
Originally Posted by fikusroot
:stoned: :stoned: :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by Garden Knowm
the ice feels really fucking awesome. just thinking about it gets me crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by pikes peak 69
ive never done it.
pussy?.....i love pussy....who doesnt love pussy? and the ass of a clean tone female is also quite sweet
Uggghhh omg its totally wack. There's the smell, the appearance... I like to FUCK my pussy... After the first time I decided to 'dine' I finally understood why a lot of girls don't care for BJ's: #1: What's in it for you? And #2: Why the fuck do you want (for either male or female) sexual organs IN YOUR MOUTH??? LOL. Just a thought :)
I like eatin out girls. And that smell kinda turns me on somehow....I know it's kinda weird but I dunno. Haha. But yea I like eatin out pussy. Ladies need satisfaction too and it's not only the fuckin part that gets them turned on. You gotta make the girl feel special and know that ur not doing it just for ur satisfaction by throwing her head on ur dick. I first out out a girl when I just turned 14 and had noooo idea what I was doing and I think her moaning was fake. But practice makes perfect :D .
let me explain the confusion behind this dialect:Quote:
Originally Posted by Garden Knowm
- many don't understand the word "poon", at least in this context, considering in literary terms it referres to one of many light-hard wood trees in southern asia from the calophyllum family
- To "poon graze" on the ladies isn't exactly clear.
- You seem to have a considerable lack of understanding on the use of punctuation and capitalization.
Hence, don't complain when people don't understand the writings of a person with the literary understanding of a lemur.
Fuck, I love sucking my dick and my boyfriend loves eating pussy. There is nothing on his body that i DONT want in my mouth. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by RastaKaze
if i'm in a certain mood yes, i don't generally like it too much tho...but if i'm getting like amazing head i want to....not even just to please her, i just get this urge to. sometimes (if you know what you're doing) it can get rather messy down there, and sometimes i don't like paticularly want my face covered :rolleyes:
hmmmmm............Quote:
Originally Posted by powair
:confused:
FUCK, I'd rather eat it then fuck it. But I love fucking it too.
For the guys that don't or won't eat. Man you don't know what your missing. Your girl may just find someone that does. PERIOD.
That reminds me. Red Wings! I've done it, have you?
i love licking some nice clean pussy
none of that smelly sticky pussy
clean one
YUM
lol, i think i meant my boyfriends dick, hehehehe. thats funny. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
I like sucking my dick and eating my b/f's pussy, too, Powair. There's nothing wrong with that.
lol :D :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
Wait, I didn't exactly mean that.Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
yes indeed to munch is an art and practice makes perfect i found myself a gurl and can wait to nibble on sum sweet sweet clit, hell i almost like it more then sex, make em cum more then once, i went down on my ex and made cum at least five times, its all in the the tongue
/raise
I like pie better, or dolphins lol
yeah, and it's good times..
sidenote: hell yes, post #420, talking about..eating pussy :p
Pussy doesn't smell...if its clean...woman love it..statically....married couples have a 70% higher chance of staying together if the male plates his woman...so if your folks are still together maybe your dad 'gobbles gash'.I've noticed that alot of Americans think the practice to for lesser men...but ALL american porno has a guy eating 'cunt on the cob'...as for 'biting into bumhole' not for me...but them again..if her arse was clean..and i was feeling proper dirty..i might have a bite. Basically birds love it when a bloke puts 'face to fanny' and if u really are a true ladies man ...like myself ...then pussy is top of the menu.''''a la carte'''' grub...it tastes better than oyster...so ladies everywhere keep your snatches sanitised!
My girlfriend won't let me. V.V Too insecure maybe? Not sure, i'm sure we'll get there eventually. She doesn't like sucking her boyfriends dick near as much as powair though, so I don't feel bad that she doesn't let me. Every now and then I try, but she pulls me up. Oh well. I never particularly liked it or didn't like it on my ex's. It wasn't like "MMmmmmMmMm vvaginnnaa!" but it's always an ego boost to give watch your woman's back arch in pleasure.
Balls Deep..
thank you
jesus christ...i've never laughed so hard in my life. hahahaha....oh man oh man, u guys crack me up :thumbsup: