Bloody stupid school stunts

Inspired by 3 Sheets' class mates punching themselves in the face, a thread on stupid things we did at school.

My top moment was when we made fake rave fliers for a someone in my school year's party and posted them around town. Shame they had his home address on them. But it's OK cos we advertised it as "Pitton II the sequel" which got the attention of the old bill because the first Pitton rave was an illegal job that ended in a pitched battle between police and ravers and travellers. Apparently the old bill found our fliers 100 miles away. They weren't happy. Neither were my parents. :p

My year got on the front of the local paper for making ninja stars in the CDT room and chucking them around the bus garage. Whoops. :cool:

Not done many stupid things at school, bags of flour, tied up and launched at a group of little kids was awesome. Only happened once though, and not by me.
Someone took a BB gun in and shot a teacher in the groin.
Someone slapped a teacher's ass with a ruler as she walked past, and he got expelled.
Another kid put his finger through the flies of his trousers and told the receptionist the "Suck it" and he got expelled as she thought it was his dick.

Teacher threw a stool at a kid and hit him in the back with it, he shoved someone against some railings, called him a cunt and said he'd put his head through them lol.

I haven't got any stories of anything i did, as i'm a good boy, never had a detention before, oh my!

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throwin smoke bombs in tha bin..

putting band stickers up everywhere...

smokin hash in tha yard..

sometimes you do wish you were back there.

life was so much simpler in those good old days

We never got caught for this. We photoshopped our assistant principal's face onto a picture of some naked guy in handcuffs with stockings on. We got onto the head of the math department's school e-mail address because her password just so happened to be 1234. We e-mailed forwarded it to every e-mail address within the school from a proxied anonymous computer. The faculty all freaked out but none of the students but us knew why, and we were terrified that something was going to go wrong but it never did.

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Originally Posted by adfsghjn

We never got caught for this. We photoshopped our assistant principal's face onto a picture of some naked guy in handcuffs with stockings on. We got onto the head of the math department's school e-mail address because her password just so happened to be 1234. We e-mailed forwarded it to every e-mail address within the school from a proxied anonymous computer. The faculty all freaked out but none of the students but us knew why, and we were terrified that something was going to go wrong but it never did.

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Wow that's cool... lucky you didn't get fucked from that plan, man :rasta:

lol!!!!!!

I'm not proud of this, but I skipped with a friend and walked to his house. Then we walked back at the end of the day, after school had let out, after watching Pink Floyd at his house and drinking lots of liqour, and pissed on the lockers.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

I'm not proud of this, but I skipped with a friend and walked to his house. Then we walked back at the end of the day, after school had let out, after watching Pink Floyd at his house and drinking lots of liqour, and pissed on the lockers.

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Haha, gotta love destroying school property.. usually someone would headbutt stuff, so it was easier and a lot more fun! :D

I used to clog the bathroom toilets up with paper towels and shit and then flush em like crazy and make them over flow.

Recently, I walked into the bathroom I had to drop a shit. First time dropping a shit at school. The first stall is locked, no one is in it. Inside that toilet is a log of shit. The person apparently dropped a shit, locked the door, crawled under the door so it was locked from the inside out and flushed it.

No one had access to it, less you crawled underneath.

Anyways.

I did the same exact thing to the next stall. The boys bathroom smells horrible all morning and afternoon.
-btw poops went everywhere

My buddy dropped a shit on some paper then THREW it at a teachers door and ran. -FUCKING GROSS but funny to see haha
-btw poops went everywhere

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Originally Posted by Guest

I used to clog the bathroom toilets up with paper towels and shit and then flush em like crazy and make them over flow.

Recently, I walked into the bathroom I had to drop a shit. First time dropping a shit at school. The first stall is locked, no one is in it. Inside that toilet is a log of shit. The person apparently dropped a shit, locked the door, crawled under the door so it was locked from the inside out and flushed it.

No one had access to it, less you crawled underneath.

Anyways.

I did the same exact thing to the next stall. The boys bathroom smells horrible all morning and afternoon.
-btw poops went everywhere

My buddy dropped a shit on some paper then THREW it at a teachers door and ran. -FUCKING GROSS but funny to see haha
-btw poops went everywhere

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HAHA!!!
Throwing shit at a door.

And blocking a bog with a log and crawling away from it! lol:D

In 6th grade the penis game was really popular, but teachers were learning to just ignore it. ((for those of you not hip, the penis game is where you and a friend take turns saying penis and each time you have to say it louder than the other person))

anyway, on a band field trip we were sitting behind the band teacher and me and andrew just said penis for like 15 minutes back and forth, knowing the teacher could hear it and was just ignoring it like the teachers were probably told to. Eventually we changed the word to "vaginal juices" and I got a detention.

I also got kicked out of my 6th grade band picture because when they were about to take the picture a friend of mine said "sayyyy penis!!" really loud and the teacher thought it was me, and being the good picture hating friend that I was, I just took the blame.

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Originally Posted by ADaisyChain

In 6th grade the penis game was really popular, but teachers were learning to just ignore it. ((for those of you not hip, the penis game is where you and a friend take turns saying penis and each time you have to say it louder than the other person))

anyway, on a band field trip we were sitting behind the band teacher and me and andrew just said penis for like 15 minutes back and forth, knowing the teacher could hear it and was just ignoring it like the teachers were probably told to. Eventually we changed the word to "vaginal juices" and I got a detention.

I also got kicked out of my 6th grade band picture because when they were about to take the picture a friend of mine said "sayyyy penis!!" really loud and the teacher thought it was me, and being the good picture hating friend that I was, I just took the blame.

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Haha, it's "BOGIES" over here. Dick and Dom (in da' bungalow) started it off :p

And cook, what the hell compelled you to jack off in a test? haha :D

ya how would you manage to jack off in class...wouldn't it be kinda messy or something.....i have done so many stupid things with my friends its not even funny so i decide not to share them hahaha

starting bathroom on fire numerous times...threw a lock at someone once...pulled the fire alarm once...glued a nudie magazine to the floor...yelling at random people...i jacked off in history once...walking on tables...pissed in the principals office...smoke bombs....stink bombs...

now im gunna take my amplification device, and a guitar to school...rock out in the locker bay...

^^^why would you guys wanna jack off in school like that seems like the worst thing in the WORLD to get caught doing eeeeewww

i guess ill tell the worst story....my dumbass buddy got mad at his socials teacher and after watching some movie he decided he was gonna put motor oil in the teachers coffee....i didnt try to stop him at the time because I thought he was going to pussy out like a normal person would but shure enough, next day at school when the teacher went to smoke his "ciggarette"(he always stank like us after) my bud poured like a 3rd of the coffe out and filled it with the motor oil. so the tacher comes back in and take a biiiig gulp of his coffee and starts gagging and stuff in the trashy can...it was hilarious at the time but when i think back on it i kinda feel sorry for the teacher,anyways my friend got expelled that same day.

Damn i wish i could go to school just so i could do that kind of stuff!! Thats one of the disadvantages of homeschool, getting to do all that crazy ass shit! When i did go to school, my 6th grade year i skipped my 4th hour class like 3 or 4 times in a row. And the only reason i git caught was cause this stupid bitch ass prep ratted me out!! If i ever saw her again i would kick her ass, stupid bitch ass prep.

Sorry i needed to get that out. LOL

i've done so much stupid shit at school, can't even list 'em, but the class that graduated two years before me, their senior prank was supergluing the locks shut on all the classroom doors on the day of finals. school was in a frenzy, it was really funny

Hawhawwww I got a story for ya.

Back in sophomore year, we liked to throw ketchup, mayo, soda, milk, and other random condiments at eachother. One day I decided to meet a few nearby females by throwing vegetables at them. Apparently they didn't like that.

They returned the vegetables along with a soda bottle aimed at my vicinity. A volley was formed which turned into an all out food war.

Soon there were maybe fifteen people in it. There happened to be a car in the way, but we didn't care. A bunch of my friends bought quarter milks and a lot of people got soaked. The bell rang, and my friend Navjit was hit dead on with a flying chocolate milk.

On a related note, we completely destroyed a few chairs that year, and stashed them in a manhole.

We did nitrous oxide on the basketball courts. Some acquaintances of mine had a session or two behind where the gym basketballs are kept. I knew several people who chewed tobacco incessantly in class.

I decided to put a giant box on my head one day and run into walls and such. Good fun.

I liked to stand on the corner by our school and hand out pennies.

Here we go, my school is nice but the kids are hilarious. I don't do much stupid shit on campus but here's some shit other kids have done...

Recently:
We've got a river unde a bridge connecting the school buildings, some kids decided a week before mid-terms they'd pull a prank. They sat in the canoe after the last bell and road down the river..eventually they were stopped. turns out they were about 10 feet away from hitting a pipe. Suspension.

20 something 6th graders got syphillis from a rainbow party. AHH (not school, just FUNNY)

About 20 [guy] seniors started a "cult", wearing only black shirts and starting a beard contest, seeing who can grow the longest by January 1st.

Past:
Some girl got busted with about a lb of bagged bud on her while on dxm. She happened to be my dealer -laughs-

A Jr. got his entire truck bubble wrapped.

I'll think of more later :P

oh, i forgot. this one girl in 8th grade got caught in a stairwell with 12 8th/9th grade boys giving them blow jobs. and the smell of weed last year never really ever left the buildings

me and my budds have done too many stupid things to even start listing and still have plenty more ideas. My school is great to fuck around in because its a voke school so we have class for 2 weeks then goto shop for 2 weeks and thats when we really have fun.

When I was in seventh grade I drank a fifth of E&J in the bathroom and then beat a kid up and pissed on his face. His eyes started burning and I got expelled for that one.

When I was in eighth grade I put peanut butter on a piece of bread and threw it at my bus driver while we were on our way to school and it stuck to the side of his face. That one had me laughing for hours because I was pretty stoned at the time.

Also in eight grade I went to 7th grade classrooms and told the teachers I was a foreign exchange student named Sven Schwarzenager and got away with it until
5th period when one of the teachers recognized me.

Just some of the things I did at school. I did have the record for the most write-ups my eighth grade year at my school though. Now that I look back on it I don't really see how I could've been that stupid.

Hmm, I never did anything worse than cutting class. A couple of girls from another school in the area decided to come to Olchfa for a day though, and borrow some uniforms and just wandered around, joining random classes and stuff. They only got found out when they started making too much noise in the class and the teacher asked them for their names to report them, and discovered they weren't down as students in our school.

My boyfriend's best mate, Courtney, decided to steal the school's sit-on lawn mower and cut the grass on the field once instead of going to Chemistry. The teacher spotted him out of the window and sent someone down to fetch him. When the kid got there, Courtney told him he could tell the teacher to "stick her fucking lesson up her c**t", which the guy duly went back and told the teacher... the both got suspended for a couple of weeks.

Courtney also punched his headmaster... I found that quite amusing. The head was constantly breathing down his neck, and one day called him up to the office and started having a go at him... and got a broken nose for his troubles. Funnily enough Courtney got expelled after that. He'd keep coming back into the school all the time though, to meet his friends for lunch, and the head would constantly go ballistic at him and order him off school property. Courtney'd normally be waiting just inside the gates, so all he'd do was take a step back and he'd be outside school property, so he'd just stand there and smirk at the head.

fireworks at skool that was bad

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fireworks at skool that was bad

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Fuck yeah, I forgot - a year 10 got expelled after letting of a firework and seriously burning two year 8 girls. Dickhead. :mad:

Getting into the telephone connection block and rewireing the phone lines randomly. Smoking on the roof with my theatre teacher in 8th grade. Shutting down the school network and all the networks that it was connected to (accidently). Giving a speech while on dose. Eating shrooms for lunch. I gave one of my middle school classes a new paint job that suited my likeing. Smoking in the theatre shop, making a copy of the master key to the school and then skipping class to go into locked rooms. Suprisingly enough never getting expelled or servearly punished for my crimes.

In my Senior year a bomb threat was called in (happened about once a month.) The cops searched the school found nothing and the teachers ordered everyone back to class. Unfortunatley the school was having a good time outside and didn't want to go to class. There was like a miniature riot the police opened up on the crowd with pepper spray and everything. They took kids to the hospital in buses. I beleive it was on the news but probably wasn't national. I was lucky enough to avoid pepper spray and witnessed about ten good fights. Good times. :dance:

Oh I forgot. The best part of it was watching my Economics teacher beat some dudes ass. Gave me a new found respect for the teachers.

Last year, me and 3 friends smoked a bowl in the bathroom right by the commons. We all had to go back to class, and when I went in, I sat in the back. Everyone started sniffing, and they looked back at me and they're like, "Malik, you reek of POT! What did you do!?" I'm like, "Oh fudge!" I go outside to get a drink and try to air out the smell, I have my pipe in my pocket. The teacher wasn't in the room, and wasn't in the hallway.

So, I'm getting a drink and he walks right past me. I see him stop, turn and sniff through the corner of my eye.
Him - "Malik, come here. What were you doing?"
Me - "Nothing. What do you mean?"
Him - "You smell like smoke, and I don't think its cigarettes."
Me - "Yeah, the bathroom smells like it in there, I don't know what happened in there."
Him - "Get back to class."

Later on in the class, I told him I was confused at something. He looked at me and laughed and whispered to me, "Maybe you shouldn't be smoking substances in the bathroom." I was like, "OH SNAP!" But he never did anything.


Then about....2 and a half months ago me and two of my friends were fucking TRASHED. I had had 16 shots of vodka, another friend had 15, and the other had like....12 or 13. So, anyway, its our Senior Bonfire Night. We go out there, we're all TRASHED and we have to piss. We go into the high school, its unlocked even though no one is supposed to be in there. WE go into our auditorium and we're talking, and I'm like...."I have to piss." My other friend, Brian, says, "I have to, too." So he gets up, flops out his dick and starts pissing all over these three seats in the auditorium. I was CRACKIN' UP!!

We've always remembered....Never sit in seats 108, 109, and 110 in the 4th to last row.

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When I was in seventh grade I drank a fifth of E&J in the bathroom and then beat a kid up and pissed on his face. His eyes started burning and I got expelled for that one.

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Oh yeah. Forgot to mention drinking at lunchtime. JD's, tequila, Goldshlager, gin, etc. Didn't like drinking back then, though.

I always wanted to replace the charcoal filters on the water fountains with morning glories, or hawiaiian woodrose seeds.

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

Haha, it's "BOGIES" over here. Dick and Dom (in da' bungalow) started it off :p

And cook, what the hell compelled you to jack off in a test? haha :D

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actually at my school the word was WANK.

so you are all wrong. including me.