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My most stoppidest idea that I ever had was obviously getting married. The second one was the idea that shaving my face in the bath was a time saving bit of genious. My how I changed my mind halfway through bath number two as I had of course had to wash lingering stubble from places the sun dont shine :eek: Soooo...whats yours?
Waxing my eyebrows while stoned...bad idea. I had to pencil in half an eyebrow for 2 weeks! It looked a little Joan Crawford...."No, wire hangers!!! Ever!!!" Yikes.
The stupidiest thing ive done that i thought would be funny was swinging a 5ltr pot of bright yellow paint over a brand new carpet...on the last swing i turnd to walk out the room and cliped the pot on the door handle, the lid poped off spilling all the paint over our new burgundy colour carpet,,,,the mrs went crazy at me and it took us 4 hrs to get the paint out of the carpet!
Gotta be the dumbest thing ive eva done....:eek:
I think everyone does funny weird stuff when stoned. Once I saw this huge spider on the ceiling and I couldn't find a newspaper or anything to smack it with. I grabbed my brother's 56" broadsword and stabbed the sucker with it! Talk about overkill! :)
Lol lol lol lol. That's gotta be a 7 outta ten for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by sawleaf
the stoopidist idea ive had when ive been stoned has been to get on a childs go kart and rip it down a big bank through a wood, this failed and i ended up hitiing a tree at full speed and nearly breaking both my shins in a small car crash. it was funny. or phining people who have respect for u as being a good anti drug person, then phoning up and saying stupid shit. thats always funny, at the time.
Lighting Jehovah's Witness pamphlets on fire was the dumbest, recent thing I've done (I caught myself on fire in the process). Looking back though, it was fun lol
the stupidiest things ive done was, 1. Let my Gf convince me that i should buy a 1500.00 engagement ring, 2. move in with her, 3 When i was high i shaved my ummmm pubic hair and it was so itchy so i was like well what do i do when my face itches, i use after shave, so i splashed some one and well lets just say ill never do it again 4. Let my gf convince me that all the rumors i was hearing was my friends not wanting me to be with her due to the fact i wasnt with them as much 5. not listen to my friends ( stupid cheating whoreing bitch) 6. fall behind on bills due to depression after i found out she cheated on me multiple times. 7. I opnce thought life wsnt worth and smoked my self silly and tried to over dose on asperin ( dont ask why?) 8. my ex called me at 4 in the moring crying that she was wrong and made a trerrible mistake, me being not over her walked 3 hours to see her at 4 in the morn, only to have her dump me a week later and she boinked 2 other guys and then during the the follwoing 2 months she was with other people. 9. I was drunk and i jumped a flight of stairs and landed on my back, hurt like hell. 10. try a third time with my ex , lasted maybe three months and then she took the ring, and now shes " in love with some flamer"
now im single, i love it and i hope to some day meet a girl who also likes pot and various other good thing .
ive done alot of stupid things, but thats life, its a learning experience.
i had a g/f cheat on me cause "i didnt give her enough attention" i felt like shit till i ruined her life, now i feel a hell of a lot better. now she knows what she did to me an how i felt an i fuckin love it. seriously lethal, u should try it.
you have no idea how i would love to ruin her life and make her feel like shit, Every onme is well if she is happy then let her be, i say why the fuck should i care if shes happy or not, she obviosly didnt for me, some day the time will come, but then again its best not to dwell on things that you cant change.
Yip ~lethal purple poison~ move on & up to better times ahead :cool:
dam lethal she sounds like i right bitch head fucking kinda person, i think you done well to get outta her life....im sure theres a perfect match out there for you dude.
peace
My dear friend...these bitches are sent to try us out!!! Usually this means we have our heads up our assess for many years following. BUT..... it makes you appreciate the good women that you find. Wife was the same, hence the "Marriage as the stoopidest thing I ever did" But I am happy as shit now....you will be too. I just hope the police dont check my attic and my axe for blood stains or I'm done for. (snigger)Quote:
Originally Posted by lethal purple poison
P.S I do mean axe as in for chopping wood (or ex wives at a push) and not to get confused with a cheesy name for a guitar
lol mysterywhylay your sig is well good. hahahaha.
driving around at two a.m. in a ford escort
drifting in the monsoons after downing OE
and some whisky called yukon jack or gold i cant
remember it was fun till we hit a fucking rock
and started leaking oil
:eek: jeeeeeeeeeezzzQuote:
Originally Posted by lethal purple poison
is any woman worth putting a razor across your family jewels ?
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that's gotta hurt, i winced reading it !?
nothing is worth that pain, beleave me i have no idea what i was thinking,.
I figure im way better off with out her anyways, considering she bitched at me fer smokeing pot( one of the reasons she left was the fact i was growing it), she knew i was pot head when we first got together and the way i figure it is, she just didnt love me for who i was and thats fine with me cus im a pot head and i dont plan on changeing that.
teehe silly tidle`
da dumbest thing ive ever done was sleep wit my 9th grd english teacher he didnt treet me 2 well