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My parents are funny...so they think
They've been gettin' on at me for a while for smoking herb in my room, they don't mind me smoking in the kitchen, but i simply can't be arsed to take my laptop downstairs. They've been threatenin',(kinda half-arsed attempt at tryin to get me to stop) to install a smoke alarm in my room...but i told em that unless it's powered by thc they're fucked cuz i'll just take the batteries out.
My dad's just pissed bout smokin upstairs, cuz last time he did it he cleverly didn't put a cigar out properly in a plastic bin and nearly burned the fuckin house down...so fire alarms ARE good in that sense.
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My parents are funny...so they think
i'm still jealous that you get all the dankest bud at a choice.
bitch.
:pimp:
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My parents are funny...so they think
It seriously helps living near the 'dam man, i know people in india that can send me hash in the post too...but it's pricey. I had someone in the dam capable of shipping ki's, but vanished into thin fucking air.
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My parents are funny...so they think
haha, your lucky you can smoke in the house at all.
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My parents are funny...so they think
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Originally Posted by NightProwler
haha, your lucky you can smoke in the house at all.
I was thinking the same thing....i cant smoke anywhere in my house.
It sucks but there isn't really anything I can do about it....they are set on me not smoking inside.
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My parents are funny...so they think
i can smoke inside....trick is, parent has to be gone...
sometimes my mother would drive to the store, so me and a buddy would bull out the good ol bong and smoke out the house...then shed come back from the store...with FOOD...but shed be all mad and i would have to leave...after jacking all the food of course...
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My parents are funny...so they think
yeah see i could smoke in the house and they wouldn;t even probly notice untill they actually came upstairs into my room....but it would piss them off and that is the last thing i want to do, they are fucking sound parents.
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My parents are funny...so they think
My parents got pissed off when they were catching my room smelling of smoke.
Sucked monkey balls!! :eek:
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My parents are funny...so they think
josh...youd suck the monkeys balls anyways...
(not saying i wouldnt)
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My parents are funny...so they think
IM not suposed to smoke in the house.
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My parents are funny...so they think
yeah man if I was you I would just go to the kitchen. but I am a bit biased because I think you are super lucky to have parents that let you smoke at all
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My parents are funny...so they think
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Originally Posted by ShamanicHippy
yeah man if I was you I would just go to the kitchen. but I am a bit biased because I think you are super lucky to have parents that let you smoke at all
Yeah i feel the same..
Flamingskullballs, hey man.. you cock smoker...
LOL
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My parents are funny...so they think
I can smoke in my house but i has to be hash. If i have skunk i have to go either on my balcony (on the ground floor) and crouch behind the wall or just wander the back of my estate. My mum annoys me with her nagging about the skunky smell but oh well. :D It sounds to me that your parents won't do shit about you smoking in ur room so keep doing it. If they do keep naggin you about it then just smoke in the kitchen then go chill with ur laptop in ur room.
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My parents are funny...so they think
hah at my moms i smoke when where and whyever the hell i want!
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My parents are funny...so they think
i chose not to smoke in the house. as much as dank smells soooo good, it also makes the house smell bad after a while
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My parents are funny...so they think
i chose not to smoke in the house. as much as dank smells soooo good, it also makes the house smell bad after a while
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My parents are funny...so they think
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My parents are funny...so they think
Lucky you can smoke inside at all with the rents there. I have a nice fan setup in my room so no one can tell anyways. But smoking in other places is always more fun. BLAZE ON. :smokin:
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My parents are funny...so they think
*yuk - i just coughed and a load of nasty shit went over my laptop screen...ick*
The problem is, i can smoke joints in my kitchen, but for some reason they'd kick off if i take my shottie downstairs...and i fucking love having caps...
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My parents are funny...so they think
Well i bake everywhere I aint never scared. I blaze in my car when im drving to work i blaze on my breaks i blaze when i get home. I think i might just be a pothead.
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My parents are funny...so they think
I urge everyone to smoke as much weed as they can as often as they can and pretty soon the whole country will be doing it then we can lynch bush and congress and parade their corpses down the streets with their entrails dragging on the asphalt behind them.
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My parents are funny...so they think
I would completly agree with you excpet i'm afraid the Patriot Act allows them them to find us writing this stuff and lynch us instead. Paranoia aside, right on. Johnny Blaze here's to stay. Toke one for true freedom.
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My parents are funny...so they think
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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister
I urge everyone to smoke as much weed as they can as often as they can and pretty soon the whole country will be doing it then we can lynch bush and congress and parade their corpses down the streets with their entrails dragging on the asphalt behind them.
When this happens, can you save bush's heart for me? Actually....shit...i'd better ask for something that actually exists....um...*thinks*...his brain? No wait, shit.....his penis? Fucks sake,....*thinks harder* ... his spine?
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My parents are funny...so they think
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My parents are funny...so they think
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My parents are funny...so they think
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Originally Posted by tribute to me
i <3 bush
you smoke weed and you like bush....lol thats like saying your muslim and you like bush. dumbass. fuck bush.
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My parents are funny...so they think
I uu=====> /\--/\o (that's my attempt at an ascII illustration of a gigantic penis raping GWB) Bush!!
All dirty stick drawings aside, i'd rather blaze outside anyway. There's nothing like sitting under a tree toking a bowl of dank, and just taking in the world around you.
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My parents are funny...so they think
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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue
I can smoke in my house but i has to be hash. If i have skunk i have to go either on my balcony (on the ground floor) and crouch behind the wall or just wander the back of my estate. My mum annoys me with her nagging about the skunky smell but oh well. :D It sounds to me that your parents won't do shit about you smoking in ur room so keep doing it. If they do keep naggin you about it then just smoke in the kitchen then go chill with ur laptop in ur room.
your estate?
please explain
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My parents are funny...so they think
be glad your parents let you blaze up in there house...
just smoke in the bathroom, or outside...
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My parents are funny...so they think
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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister
Well i bake everywhere I aint never scared. I blaze in my car when im drving to work i blaze on my breaks i blaze when i get home. I think i might just be a pothead.
you are not scared?
scared of what?
do you have to see the world as a place to FEAR
in order "not to be scared" ?
please expand for me
thank you
i love you
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My parents are funny...so they think
I usually smoke either in my room if it's really late or in my bathroom if my parents are still awake.
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My parents are funny...so they think
I think by estate he meant a group of houses built at the same time/by the same people...not an estate like ... richie rich? If it is that kind of estate, buy me a ton of 00 polm i swear i'll split the proceeds....
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My parents are funny...so they think
i smoke in my house its cool nothin a bit of insense dont do !
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My parents are funny...so they think
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Originally Posted by Garden Knowm
your estate?
please explain
I live on a council estate. It's a block of flats. (apartments) I can't explain it anymore i'm too stoned. :smokin:
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My parents are funny...so they think
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Originally Posted by blastfast
When this happens, can you save bush's heart for me? Actually....shit...i'd better ask for something that actually exists....um...*thinks*...his brain? No wait, shit.....his penis? Fucks sake,....*thinks harder* ... his spine?
LMFAO
Dunno why, but this really tickled me!
:D