My parents are funny...so they think

They've been gettin' on at me for a while for smoking herb in my room, they don't mind me smoking in the kitchen, but i simply can't be arsed to take my laptop downstairs. They've been threatenin',(kinda half-arsed attempt at tryin to get me to stop) to install a smoke alarm in my room...but i told em that unless it's powered by thc they're fucked cuz i'll just take the batteries out.

My dad's just pissed bout smokin upstairs, cuz last time he did it he cleverly didn't put a cigar out properly in a plastic bin and nearly burned the fuckin house down...so fire alarms ARE good in that sense.

i'm still jealous that you get all the dankest bud at a choice.

bitch.

:pimp:

It seriously helps living near the 'dam man, i know people in india that can send me hash in the post too...but it's pricey. I had someone in the dam capable of shipping ki's, but vanished into thin fucking air.

haha, your lucky you can smoke in the house at all.

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Originally Posted by NightProwler

haha, your lucky you can smoke in the house at all.

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I was thinking the same thing....i cant smoke anywhere in my house.
It sucks but there isn't really anything I can do about it....they are set on me not smoking inside.

i can smoke inside....trick is, parent has to be gone...

sometimes my mother would drive to the store, so me and a buddy would bull out the good ol bong and smoke out the house...then shed come back from the store...with FOOD...but shed be all mad and i would have to leave...after jacking all the food of course...

yeah see i could smoke in the house and they wouldn;t even probly notice untill they actually came upstairs into my room....but it would piss them off and that is the last thing i want to do, they are fucking sound parents.

My parents got pissed off when they were catching my room smelling of smoke.
Sucked monkey balls!! :eek:

josh...youd suck the monkeys balls anyways...

(not saying i wouldnt)

IM not suposed to smoke in the house.

yeah man if I was you I would just go to the kitchen. but I am a bit biased because I think you are super lucky to have parents that let you smoke at all

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Originally Posted by ShamanicHippy

yeah man if I was you I would just go to the kitchen. but I am a bit biased because I think you are super lucky to have parents that let you smoke at all

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Yeah i feel the same..

Flamingskullballs, hey man.. you cock smoker...

LOL

I can smoke in my house but i has to be hash. If i have skunk i have to go either on my balcony (on the ground floor) and crouch behind the wall or just wander the back of my estate. My mum annoys me with her nagging about the skunky smell but oh well. :D It sounds to me that your parents won't do shit about you smoking in ur room so keep doing it. If they do keep naggin you about it then just smoke in the kitchen then go chill with ur laptop in ur room.

hah at my moms i smoke when where and whyever the hell i want!

i chose not to smoke in the house. as much as dank smells soooo good, it also makes the house smell bad after a while

i chose not to smoke in the house. as much as dank smells soooo good, it also makes the house smell bad after a while

I bake in my closet :D

Lucky you can smoke inside at all with the rents there. I have a nice fan setup in my room so no one can tell anyways. But smoking in other places is always more fun. BLAZE ON. :smokin:

*yuk - i just coughed and a load of nasty shit went over my laptop screen...ick*

The problem is, i can smoke joints in my kitchen, but for some reason they'd kick off if i take my shottie downstairs...and i fucking love having caps...

Well i bake everywhere I aint never scared. I blaze in my car when im drving to work i blaze on my breaks i blaze when i get home. I think i might just be a pothead.

I urge everyone to smoke as much weed as they can as often as they can and pretty soon the whole country will be doing it then we can lynch bush and congress and parade their corpses down the streets with their entrails dragging on the asphalt behind them.

I would completly agree with you excpet i'm afraid the Patriot Act allows them them to find us writing this stuff and lynch us instead. Paranoia aside, right on. Johnny Blaze here's to stay. Toke one for true freedom.

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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister

I urge everyone to smoke as much weed as they can as often as they can and pretty soon the whole country will be doing it then we can lynch bush and congress and parade their corpses down the streets with their entrails dragging on the asphalt behind them.

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When this happens, can you save bush's heart for me? Actually....shit...i'd better ask for something that actually exists....um...*thinks*...his brain? No wait, shit.....his penis? Fucks sake,....*thinks harder* ... his spine?

i <3 bush

Of the armpit variety

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i <3 bush

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you smoke weed and you like bush....lol thats like saying your muslim and you like bush. dumbass. fuck bush.

I uu=====> /\--/\o (that's my attempt at an ascII illustration of a gigantic penis raping GWB) Bush!!

All dirty stick drawings aside, i'd rather blaze outside anyway. There's nothing like sitting under a tree toking a bowl of dank, and just taking in the world around you.

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

I can smoke in my house but i has to be hash. If i have skunk i have to go either on my balcony (on the ground floor) and crouch behind the wall or just wander the back of my estate. My mum annoys me with her nagging about the skunky smell but oh well. :D It sounds to me that your parents won't do shit about you smoking in ur room so keep doing it. If they do keep naggin you about it then just smoke in the kitchen then go chill with ur laptop in ur room.

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your estate?

please explain

be glad your parents let you blaze up in there house...

just smoke in the bathroom, or outside...

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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister

Well i bake everywhere I aint never scared. I blaze in my car when im drving to work i blaze on my breaks i blaze when i get home. I think i might just be a pothead.

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you are not scared?

scared of what?

do you have to see the world as a place to FEAR
in order "not to be scared" ?

please expand for me

thank you
i love you

I usually smoke either in my room if it's really late or in my bathroom if my parents are still awake.

I think by estate he meant a group of houses built at the same time/by the same people...not an estate like ... richie rich? If it is that kind of estate, buy me a ton of 00 polm i swear i'll split the proceeds....

i smoke in my house its cool nothin a bit of insense dont do !

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your estate?

please explain

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I live on a council estate. It's a block of flats. (apartments) I can't explain it anymore i'm too stoned. :smokin:

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When this happens, can you save bush's heart for me? Actually....shit...i'd better ask for something that actually exists....um...*thinks*...his brain? No wait, shit.....his penis? Fucks sake,....*thinks harder* ... his spine?

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LMFAO

Dunno why, but this really tickled me!

:D