What not too say to a naked guy ladies;)

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. ####, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

What never to say to a naked woman:

Fuck you're ugly



............And that's about it

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Originally Posted by Tilde

What never to say to a naked woman:

Fuck you're ugly



............And that's about it

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oh snap u know if there was a naked woman right there with u, You my dear would be on that shit like there was no christmas:p

You wish Lola...you wish

hmmm, yeah ok i guess i wish> whatever d00d, whatever floats that boat of yours, why do u always have to have something negative to say can't u just say damn Lola your jokes kick ass. But instead u gotta always try and push my buttons. anywho ok i am done!

I'm an anion...that's why I'm always negative HA HA HA HA...sorry, a little chemistry joke.
"Lola, your jokes kick ass" teehee...if they weren't so incredibly awesome, do you think I would waste my time satirizing them?....got you there, didn't I? DIDN:T I??
Damn I'm awesome

ill start a few things never to say to a naked woman.

1. where did u hide it all?
2. would u rather go to sizzler?
3. i didnt know nipples were made from balogna
4. let me get the camera
5. would u mind wearin a nixon mask?
6. damn ur fat
7. whick beaver u want me to screw?
8. this will be like sleepin wit 10 wemon
9. howd u like to hold the camera?
10. i had no idea that titties could be used as a belt


an thats all i could think of

peace n' bagz
kronik

i forgot to put the best one, ive had a personal experience wit this one


who the hell are u?
o, i thought she was u

oh snap! ok fine i will chill my willy fawk:D

YES! Please chill your willy...it's getting so big that it's starting to come through my computer screen

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Originally Posted by Tilde

YES! Please chill your willy...it's getting so big that it's starting to come through my computer screen

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good lord tilde will u stop this madness and quit following me like your my shadow:p


oh wait thats right i wish huh!?! yeah go figure:D

You are one crazy lady

isnt he the one who did the lola fanclub? hmmmmmm

Nope, you're thinking of someone else...my evil twin started that club

oh well in that case, its ok

ahahahahhahaha did i just own tilde awwww tilde baby come to mama:D

<3 tilde;) nuttin but <3

Lola where do you come up with all this stuff? You are always posting a list of something lol. And there are a lot of things NOT to say to a naked woman. Or even say to her when she's not naked.

lol lola hes like a lil lost sheep........fucked up negative sheep @ that!

but then again he is president of your fan club :eek:

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ahahahahhahaha did i just own tilde awwww tilde baby come to mama

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What the hell...? There's no way ANYONE can own Tilde. I'm Master of All (or MOA for short)

and "nothing but <3"? what good does a "<" and a "3" do me? Thanks but no thanks..a "three" and a "less than symbol" combined do not make for a very good gift....................


You wish you were this great :cool: muahahaha

u ok there Tilde???

an i alwayse thought that <3 thing looked like a pair of titties. what is it supposed to be? am i right bout em bein titties?

nope, WRONG!!!!!
(maybe I was a little harsh there)

it's supposed to be her giving me a heart I guess...but lola would never actually mean it :D

omg lola haha i didnt see this one lmao u silly ass ;)