Pat Robertson, Christian. Part II

Robertson Warns Pennsylvania Voters of God's Wrath
Reuters (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/10/rel...eut/index.html)
November 10

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson told citizens of a Pennsylvania town that they had rejected God by voting their school board out of office for supporting "intelligent design" and warned them Thursday not to be surprised if disaster struck.

Robertson, a former Republican presidential candidate and founder of the influential Christian Broadcasting Network and Christian Coalition, has made similar apocalyptic warnings and provocative statements before.

Last summer, he hit the headlines by calling for the assassination of leftist Venezuelan Present Hugo Chavez, one of President George W. Bush's most vocal international critics.

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Robertson said on his daily television show broadcast from Virginia, "The 700 Club."

"And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there," he said.

The 700 Club claims a daily audience of around one million. It is also broadcast around the world translated into more than 70 languages.

In voting on Tuesday, eight Dover, Pennsylvania, school board members up for re-election lost their seats after trying to introduce a statement on "intelligent design" to high school biology students.

Adherents of intelligent design argue that certain forms in nature are too complex to have evolved through natural selection and must have been created by a "designer." Opponents say it is the latest attempt by conservatives to introduce religion into the school science curriculum.

The Dover case sparked a trial in federal court that gained nationwide attention after the school board was sued by parents backed by the American Civil Liberties Union. The board ordered schools to read students a short statement in biology classes informing them that the theory of evolution is not established fact and that gaps exist in it.

The statement mentioned intelligent design as an alternate theory and recommended students read a book that explained the theory further. A decision in the case is expected before the end of the year.

In 1998, Robertson warned the city of Orlando, Florida that it risked hurricanes, earthquakes and terrorist bombs after it allowed homosexual organizations to put up rainbow flags in support of sexual diversity.

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If God has a "divine plan" in which everything that will happen has already been decided, didn't God make the people vote those members of the school board out of office?

Anybody?

Thats where he wants GW to attack next, maybe with a dirtybomb. And lordbush talks to god as well. fuck these people, worthless pieces of shit

*Sigh* That's right, God's gonna get all Old Testament on them for deciding that a theory using inductive reasoning instead of the scientific method has no place in a science classroom. Robertson runs with the same pack of loonies who wanted to keep Copernicus, Descartes, and Newton from getting published.

I think it's cool how he can interpret God on the fly like that. Years of practice, I guess.

He's nothing more than a Christian version of Osama! Ever see his skit on South Park....hilarious!!! :thumbsup:

Episode #311
Into this bleak landscape a spaceship from the planet Marklar lands. After the ship's pilot is eaten by a lion, Marvin finds the ship and uses it to search the world to find a place for his people without missionaries. He is unsuccessful, and enlists the help of the South Park boys. The CIA, Christian Broadcasting Channel (CBC), and Sally Struthers all pursue Marvin. A particularly chilling scene is the CIA's first meeting with Sally, who has turned into Jabba the Hut by eating all the relief food intended for the starving Africans. After the incentive of a Chocolate Yum Yum bar, Sally agrees to help the agency.


ROBERTSON: Listen to this Susan, one of our missionaries in North Africa has made an amazing discovery! A new planet in the galaxy Alpha-Seti-6 that has intelligent life on it.



SUSAN (Pat's co-host): Amazing!


ROBERTSON: We're not sure what these hyper-intelligent beings look like, but one thing is for sure: they've never heard of Jesus Christ.


SUSAN: What can we do at The 600 Club to help those poor aliens?


ROBERTSON: Well what we need, Susan, is we need money to build an interstellar cruiser. Now, this spaceship will be able to travel through a wormhole and deliver the message and glory of Jesus Christ to those godless aliens. Send your money now. Amen.

That was a funny episode:send your money amen. lol

Uh, now, now, stay with me on this one, folks. Uh, Sally Struthers has a Tiberian junker [pictured in a window], which is uh the favorite ship of the Hutts, and she has trapped oureh, our our new CBC ship in a uh [struggling] poe-sitronic tractor beam.
POSITRONIC
TRACTOR BEAM
SO WE'RE GONNA
NEED AN IONIC
TRACTOR
DISRUPTOR

Uh, so we're gonna need an ionic tractor disruptor. Now now, not a regular ionic di- tractor disruptor, but a negative ionic tractor disruptor to uh, help spread the Word of Jesus. :thumbsup:

Wait. Wait. I think I can explain this whole thing. Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar. They don't want Marklar or any of these marklars to live here because it's bad for their marklar. They use Marklar to try and force marklars to believe they're marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build marklars and marklars. They will take all your marklars and replace them with Marklar. These marklar have no good marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any marklars, marklars, eh or marklars.

To fuckin' funny!!! :thumbsup:

Yeah something tells me if we all just had a big hearty laugh at intellectual lightweights like Pat Robertson, they'd be a lot less influential. That being the case...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Feel free to join in.

pat robmesomefoolson--cant believe their is still people that listen to his crap. I was going to do a christian conservative republican rant but i be nice :stoned:

I liked the cartoon but I wonder if they could explain New Hampshire?? :rasta:

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Originally Posted by eg420ne

pat robmesomefoolson--cant believe their is still people that listen to his crap. I was going to do a christian conservative republican rant but i be nice :stoned:

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Is that Ronald Reagan?

Muhahaha.

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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud

I liked the cartoon but I wonder if they could explain New Hampshire?? :rasta:

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There is no hope for new hampshire j/k its a good state sometimes

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Originally Posted by lemonboy

Is that Ronald Reagan?

Muhahaha.

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it does look like him :thumbsup: