Anyone see it? The man strikes again!
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Anyone see it? The man strikes again!
nah didnt see it
dammit. and i cant find it for illegal FBI downloads.
that man is so fucking funny, he is wikid. is that a new HBO special he has out?
haha carlin is funny as shit i saw him live once laughed even like 3 days later
im watching it right now
Yes it is. Not for the easily offended, though. He gets better every time. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by 666Maiden420
he's brilliant
Yeah im a huge fan, i got two of his books and have a few cd's. I love your all diseased, funny shit. He is so god dam vulgar.
Ever see his extended list of the words you can't say on TV? That shit is funny.
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat, crap, balls, prick, asshole, jack-off, jerk-off, scumbag, douchebag, hard-on, rod-on, boner, stiff, piss hard, blue balls, nookie, cooze, gash, slash, hole, slit, snatch, box, beaver, pussy, bearded clam, jizzom, come, cream, juice, pecker, pecker head, pecker tracks, dick, dork, dong, donneker, wang, schlong, schwantz, pork, crabs, ass, butt, heiney, tuckus, bum, buns, cheek, screw, lay, diddle, plow, hump, bang, poke, batter, wham, knock up, bugger, ground, jugs, bazooms, knockers, knobs, lungs, balloons, dildo, joystick, hairpie, muff, cornhole, rim job, blow job, sugarbowl pie, suck off, give head, sit on my face, butt fuck, finger fuck, clap, gleet, 69, 71 (which is 69 with two fingers up your ass), daisy-chain, circle jerk, cock teaser, wet dream, comestruck, pussywhipped, short-on, tuna taco, group grope, milking the chicken, bulldagger, gang bang, ball breaker, ball buster, merkin, bananas and cream, up the old dirt road, around the world, beat your meat, whack off, flogging your dong, pounding the pud, beating the bishop, POONTANG, dingleberries, sit on it, fudge packer, milking the lizard, fart face, old fart, farting around, fart sniffer, reem, snake, raincoat, quickie, queer, queen, putz, put out, push, beef injection, dog style, pop your cookies, bust your nuts, the one eyed monster, nob, pocket pool, pail, paddle the pickle, one man band, snapper, notch, rod, shaft, stick, piece of ass, god damn it, pimp, hooker, pump, faggot, dike, lesi, box lunch, seafood, hand job, hammer, hatch, head job, hop nuts, hung job, prong, jelly roll, jerk the gerkin, lob, meat whistle, cheese, scatfan, middle leg, wanking, booty, love muscle, snappin' pussy, bitch, bastard, clam, bite the brown, going up mustard road, bone on, bush, button, cunt lapper, cherry, tool, dingus, quiff, quim, get off, joint, piece, stem, root, crack, cootch, crud, eat me, fuck you, up your ass, get laid, fuck off, piss off, piss on you, stick it, stuff it, ram it, jam it, cram it, horny, peter, the one eyed wonder worm, piece of ass, little brown eyeball, golden showers, poundcake, boy in the boat, brown eyes, brown nose, sloppy seconds, Mongolian Cluster Fuck, rod of love, copping a feel, copping a cherry, copping a joint, on the rag, flying the flag, riding the cotton pony, dipping your wick, going down on, dry hump, fist fuck, skin flute, french job, furburger, nuts, get your rocks off, get in, get it up, hung, ginch, gobble, diesel dock, rubber, shoot, diesel dike that was, sift, wad, cocksman, tit fuck, tong, rough trade, trick, weenie, yodeling in the gully.
Indeed. I'm pretty sure I've seen every one on HBO.
Carlin = Living Legend, THE ONE AND ONLY comedian I can say that for.
he kicks ass we need more of him.
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Originally Posted by STDzRus
I'm also a Bill Maher fan. Funny political humor.
Bill Maher is good, as is Black, then you have Mohr, Lang, Corolla, Dick, etc etc.
But Carlin is by far the greatest. He command respect.
Adam Corolla? Loveline is the shit. I have a few exes that need to listen. ;x
haha..yes Adam is the fucking man...
Not a legend..he is God.
I think HIS VIEWS are THE BEST VIEWS, the majority of the time.
I'm gonna make some coffee. :thumbsup:
I always loved when he used to do the skits on some of his older shows where he would do the news, but it would be play on word stories and real obscene things. I cant remeber any one in particular but they were hilarius.
CALL YUR MOM! lol i love that part