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this afternoon i had sex with my new girlfriend,it was the first time i ever got laid while being stoned and with somebody that was stoned
it was quite different:i had a beter "performance'' and it felt much much better
guess i'll never have sex again without a good joint :dance: :dance: :stoned:
lol...i had an opportunity to get laid pretty recently when I was stoned...but...I couldn't get it up because I was so high...that was a low point in my sexual life, I must say.
But hey, at least you're getting things accomplished
i just had an interesting conversation about this in the Weed Dick thread. in retrospect, weed for chicks makes the orgasms a whole lot better.
is it like that everytime?? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin
lol,sorry man and thanxQuote:
Originally Posted by KoRnStaR
The best sex I ever had, I was stoned off my fucking ass, as was he.
yeah at usually seems to work out great... More seperate and more involving at the same time.
when you don't fall asleep first, yes. at least it is for me, and i have to reach a certain high to be guaranteed orgasm.Quote:
Originally Posted by twistedlogic
one key ingredient that is missing of the (weed + sex = wow) is good FUCKING MUSIC!
i love sex and weed cuz im addicted to sex and i love weed
Weed can make the girl dry....
I guess there are no Lords of Acid fans here... :D
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Lyric : Lords Of Acid - Marijuana In Your Brain (Dope Smokin Mix)
# Album : Expand Your Head
Marijuana in your brain
Takes more time to ejaculate
Roll up a spliff and throws away the day
With marijuana in your brain
You smoke all day...mmm
Hear me knocking upon your door
But you can move no more
You're stoned (so stoned)
You old hippy in the final sky
Fluffy clouds are passing by
So stoned (so stoned)
Strange weeds are cluttering your mind
Worn-out jeans are showing your behind
Space cake with a bit of whipped cream
Herbal tea and patchouli
Marijuana in your brain (x4)
My people are in the grass with me
Moon over Woodstock and beneath the tree
Just blow (just blow)
(Cha-Kedi Yogi) meditate all day
Flow a charge is the while away
Just blow (just blow)
Revolution make your mind flow free
Peace and freedom and a love community
Psychadelic voices aren't your fault
Jimi, Janice, yeah, you knew them all
Marijuana in your brain (x4)
One lazy summer at the festival
Old men aren't in a concert hall
No way (no way) ... ahh!
A spacy mushroom landed in your mouth
You couldn't tell your north from your south
No way (no way)
While all the hippies make love under the stars
I'd rather do it on the back seat of the car
Hari Krishnas mean the same old tune
The golden 60's was the time of fools
Marijuana in your brain (x8)
uh yeah i started smoking in april with my bf and I didn't actually like smoking for the first month cuz it hurt my throat and all that junk- but the sex was always ridiculous and soooo addicting. But now it feels like sometimes I can't have sex without being high cuz its just so much better and I get so much more excited and its a lot more sensual n i dunno. Some other girls may have dry problem but usually if im high that problem will fix itself cuz the feeling is too strong haha. I'd kinda associate weed with sex- can't help it, EVERYTHING can just be a lil like better when high.
If anyone else relates at all let me know- cuz I don't know why it almost feels more irritating having sex withOUT weed now- its pretty annoying!
But if people haven't had sex when high...they're missing out!!!
Indeed! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin
damn when i got no weed i cant do shit no eating no fucking no smiling i dont do shit but try and get more weed.once i pick up its on again.my lady who is not one of us real smokers shes just casual but when its time to hit the bedroom she always says get me high first.then when im doing her she looks like a zombie from dawn of the dead.oh i love to hear her scream.
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Originally Posted by friendowl
hahahaha what the fuck?
[align=center] :rasta: FUCKING AND BURNING.$ :rasta:
:pimp: When I man burn up a splif, :thumbsup: all I man thinking about is fucking an sucking pussy. :p If i man in get no bitch fo fuck all i man do is turn up the base-line, :confused: flip on a ponr pon de T.V. :dance: and nack a one (1). :smokin:
... haha I have to admit, Sir Slimdady. Your use of smilie faces, font color, and attempted alignment is impressive!
- Kate
Weed+Fuckin= is the fuckin shit. :smokin: