I'm a NORML member at my college, and we are planning on putting this in the school newspaper. What I'm looking for is a list of tips on how to smoke safely while in college.
Thanks guys :thumbsup:
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I'm a NORML member at my college, and we are planning on putting this in the school newspaper. What I'm looking for is a list of tips on how to smoke safely while in college.
Thanks guys :thumbsup:
Don't announce your plans to everyone through a newspaper for a start!Quote:
Originally Posted by davidmtml
put a fan in the dorm room window. towel under the door. have someone at lookout. these are precautions i have seen taken.
yea you're "planning" on putting it in the school newspaper but i doubt they are going to let you do that.
They might let him.. just so they know the plans, and things to look out for!Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
SO true. incense, keep you shit stashed well, and always make sure you ware a condom.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
my friend at his college they stopped letting people smoke indoors so they have a spot where to get to it you need to go up stairs so if security comes you can spot them and get rid of it - everyone smokes out there and sometimes there are like 50 people at night sitting around smoking
use a sploof...my fresh year at univ. alabama i used to smoke with my buddies every night...just incense the door, spray some axe and sploof out the window
Do it in your dorm room, seal the cracks in the doorframe with brown tape, open the window, put a load of towels under the door...viola. Don't do it in school for fucks sakes? Whats the point? I've done it loads of times, but usually on the field...but only because i could....unless you can get away with it, and as you're asking how to, you probabably can't...don't do it.
by sploof do you mean a toilet paper roll stuffed with Snuggle dryer sheets, and you exhale into the roll?
that is a sweet name, Sploof
you call is a sploof - i call it a spoofQuote:
Originally Posted by chakruh
comming from a person who has spent his past 4 years at college. Just dont smoke in your room! I mean just go walk outside and pretend like you are smoking a ciggarette. No kid is gonna say anything to you, and if anybody does say something just swallow it and move on. In the winter (if you have winter) and have to smoke inside, do it in the bathroom with the shower ON. Have you even noticed how humid it gets in there after running that bitch for a few minutes? The humidiy helps maintain an area where it is hardest to smell pot. My dorms didnt allow us to burn candles or innsense so we had to do the shower thing. Just leave the shower on for 25 mins after u are done and let the fan in the bathroom take away the smell. spray some cologne to smell good for the ladies and go on with your day.
DONT BE A STONER AND FORGET TO TURN OFF THE SHOWER!!! LOL been done
Ha good warning, I've done that a time or two in my house when I was younger trying not to get caught. Hilarious when your mom comes banging on your door at 2 Am wondering why the shower has been on for 4 hours.Quote:
Originally Posted by SporesDirect
ya we always forgot to turn off the shower too! haha good memories from freshman year.
smoking in the bathroom with the shower on definitely helps cover the smell, towel under the door definitely helps too. neither is as good as a friend with their own apartment vs. smoking in your dorm room. :D
i go to a community college and smoke in my apartment! A fan against the wall (so i can still light the bowl) window open, LIQUID incense on. Liguid incense is so much better/cheaper/ and if you mix equal parts juniper and sage, it smells like weed ;D
well, dont smoke joints or blunts if youre smoking inside, use a bowl, and while smoking cover the top of the bowl with a quarter or something so smoke doesnt escape, and try to "ghost" your hits as best as possible(you will also get higher)
I've used products like "Ozium" and "Orange Chronic" b4 and personally I like ozium.
umm you could also try the empty toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets.
va-po-rize
I have to disagree with SporesDirect. Smoke only in your room. It's probably the safest place. You could roll all your weed into joints and smoke them outside, but why waste all that weed and why risk getting caught smoking in public? Get one of those fans that you can put in your window. Seal the entire window around the fan and have it blowing out. Do not seal the cracks in your door or put towels under it. Why? Because you want to control the airflow in your room. You want the air to come in from the hallway, through your room, to the fan and out the window. When you turn your fan on you should be able to feel a breeze coming in from under your door. It is now impossible for anyone outside the room to smell it, since that requires air to leak out of your room into the hallway. If all the air is going out the fan, you don't have to worry about the smell. Take all your hits near the window and blow them into the fan. Cap your bowl when you're done. Try to keep the amount of smoke inside the room to an absolute minimum, especially if you have a smoke detector. Oh, and keep your door locked whenever you're toking. It's just common sense.
good advise oneironot. WHat about the shower idea? Seems a little safer IMHO. Does the humidity effetc how long you can keep the bowl lit?
I've never been able to get the lighter to work in the shower. And besides, if somebody comes in and smells the weed, that can spell trouble.
I smoke in my bathroom with the shower on a lot, and it's pretty great. I turn the fan on, close the window (I want the smoke to go out of the vent rather than out of the window, cause the window is somewhat near my parent's bathroom window). I've never had problems with moisture. After you smoke you might want to take a shower cause it's fun but a hot shower will sober you up...so take a cold/lukewarm shower or a bath if you don't want that to happen. The only danger with this, really, is being so stoned that you leave incriminating stuff (ashes) in the bathroom or your roomate or whoever getting suspicious that you keep taking 1 hour showers every night.
Smoking in the bathroom is my preferred method. I blow smoke through a dryer sheet tube (paper towels tube, not toilet paper... it's twice as long) and into a vent, and hold my pipe or joint right under the vent.
Here's the key to good airflow... EITHER unseal the door or open the window. If the window is furthest form the vent, open it. Otherwise, use the door. This gets the air flowing across the room, taking all that smokiness up into the vent with it.
But the best way I've found is to just heat up a knife with a lighter and press it on a bit of bud, inhaling the resultant vapors. The strongest smell after doing this is you breath, you don't need to use a tube or anything to mask the scent. You go through lighters pretty fast, but it's definitely worth it. Unless you have shitty weed on need to smoke a lot... I usually only need at most a quarter of a gram.
i got evicted and suspended for one semester for smoking bongs in my room SOO i would advise you to not smoke in there at all unless it is gonna be a quick lil session.
shit i smoked for a month and a half in my room with no troubles at all and then one night the ra smelled it or some shit and off i went. IT FUCKING SUCKED
CLIMB THE TREES, THE HIGHER THE BETTER.
JUST DONT GET SO SMASHED THAT YOU CAN'T GET DOWN :smokin:
That is a good idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Thats pretty much what i do every night....only i open a window on either side of my room which creates a through-draft. and just smoke near the window that the air is leaving through. It works really well.....but it gets very cold aswell.
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Originally Posted by Az.
all this talk of smoking in the dorms really makes me miss my freshmen year..ahh the memories :rasta:
Vapouriser
I am so great"
We call a sploof a flutie down here where I live. I have a friend who went to canada and when he cvameback was like yo check this thing called the flutie out. They call it the flutie cause you can throw it like doug flutie around the room.
I call it a doob tube.
yeah I would vaporise but they are kind of hard to conceal. A lot of your options depend on your roomie (if you have one) if they are anti pot then you are probably going to have to use the bathroom method. Whenever I did this I would just light a scented candle and sit on the counter and blow the hits into the exhaust fan/vent. it sucked all the smoke right up. while toking make sure you turn the shower on the hottest it will go and let the room steam up a bit. steam shouldnt affect your lighting at all. then make sure you give the room time to air out. I always actually showered after toking so that was when it aired out for me. If you arent going to shower then at least make sure you get your hair wet so it is believable. make sure you flush your ashes down the toilet or sink. I was always very paranoid after smoking and would check the toilet like 15 times before I was satisfied. blow out the candle. TURN OFF THE SHOWER. and let the fan run for a while after you are out. you should be safe if you do these things. oh yeah if you have a smoke detector then you can take like a cereal bowl and press it up against the ceiling, over the detector. and tape it around it so that no smoke gets in. : )
I posted this along time ago, but here's how I did it.
First, I made a "Doob-Tube", "Hello Neighbor" or "Spoof", as you might call it. Basically, it was a water bottle (or any sealable plastic bottle that you can throw away) stuffed with fabric softener sheets, as well as some drops of patchouli oil. I poked some holes at the bottom of the bottle, and blew through the opening at the top. It forced the air through all the sheets, let no air out near the mouthpiece, and smelled like patchouli, and THAT'S ALL.
Second, for the bong. I built a sobe-bottle bong, and it was perfect. I kept the whole bottle together, no drilling. I poked 3 holes in the cap.
1. to the first hole, I inserted a long piece of rubber fishtank hosing (available at any pet store) so about 1 inch of the hose was inside the bottle, and sealed around the hose with epoxy (glue)for the intake.
2. The second hole was to hold the bowl and stem I built. I took a stainless-steel ratchet head and fit a stainless-steel screen inside (I made sure the metal was safe to smoke out of by burning it with a lighter for 30 sec. or so, and seeing if any fumes were produced. They were not, so it was pretty well safe). I jammed a hollow bic pen shell (without the ink or top/bottom) into the smaller end of the ratchet and ran that down into the water in the bottle.
3. The third hole was a carb, simple as that.
So, I would pack a bowl (typically enough to cash in one big hit) into the ratchet head on top of the screen. I would plug the carb and take a massive hit, filling the sobe bottle (also filled with cold ice-water) till it was green with smoke. I released the carb, took the WHOLE hit, and quickly covered the bowl with the end of the "Doob tube" to prevent smoke from leaking.
To exhale, I breathed slowly and completely (that means every last bit in your lungs, so you can't puss out early or it's all for scratch) into the fabric-sheet bottle, and repeated until thoroughly shitfaced.
I did this in my dorm every day I lived there, and several times a day at that. Never had a problem.
Hope that helps, Mr. NORML. :dance:
yeah that bottle doob toob would be much better than one made with a toilet paper roll. shit I am going to have to make one of those soon. it looks nice.
LOLOLOLOLOL
no gayer than the one you posted about deadwood though. but it is the lounge so it is for those kind of "omg i love this show" posts
my first night in college my roommate introduced me to weed, after about a week i was hooked. we almost always smoked in our dorm room with another kid from our suite. there isnt an RA in our hallway which is great, but they do walk-throughs to make sure no one is passed out drunk in the bathrooms every night periodically. we got away with it untill our second semester when a cop came in and we just shat in his face about not smoking (and this cop is notorious for catching smokers). now i just keep a window open and blow the smoke into a towel, then when were done spray some febreeze. havent got caught yet (knock on wood):D
And in the dead of night, after over five years in the grave, the thread climbed out of it's moldering grave seeking vengeance . . . :cool:
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Thanks BlueBlazer! Allow me to toss in my 2 cents:Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueBlazer
When I was in school, we always toked outside, smoked joints and 1 or 2 people in our group had a cigarette going at the same time as the joint.
This made it difficult to distinguish who was smoking what. :rasta::rasta::rastasmoke::rasta::rasta:
We also passed around the ciggy as well as the joint to further disorient anyone who might have been spying us.:wtf:
It is amazing how the old threads can get revived like this. As a grad student and a Jr. member of the faculty at a large university let me offer this. Don't do it. If you live on campus or in campus housing, Don't do it! It's just not worth it. And don't fool yourself, there are many of us on campus who know all about toking and all the signs... we can see you. If you get caught, your tuition, scholarships and reputation are all in danger. Don't do it. If you just want a quick toke, go outside. Take a walk. Find an isolated place to sit where you can see people approaching you. You are going to college for pete's sake... use that brain that you pretend to be using.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueBlazer
Instead, do like I did. If you value this lifestyle that much, get a place off campus. Landlords are much more forgiving than dorm administrators. And if you really want to get serious, become a home owner.
Emmie
We would take blunts and joints to nearby cornfields. I would smoke hitters and bowls in the stairs. I would just go halfway up, listen for a door or footsteps, and if anyone was coming, I would run up a few flights, and take the floor around to the other stairwell. And continue smoking. Smoking in your room was a bad idea where i went, the RA was sure to smell it.
Also, I would sometimes smoke with the shower running.
Best way to smoke pot at college, online courses. :smokin: