Tell some stories...

...about a time u lost or had to ditch your weed

I'll start.... Just last week me and my friend decided to get blinzed out of our skulls and see doom. So we get to the movies and go behind the theatre for a session.... we see a camera, were like fuck it. We hide under a couple big matson containers. Take the reefer out, pack the pipe and a county truck pulls up. So we bolt for the front of the theatre (ditchin all the weed), luckely i had already bought tickets, as we enter the door, i see the truck pull around the front of the theatre. Then we walked quickly, tryin not to draw attention to ourselves, into the movie.

BTW the movie was great

After the movie my friend and i went back out there to get the M.J.... what do u kno, ITS GONE!!!!!!!!! fuckin county stonerz

only ditched weed once....i ate it right infront of the cop, cant charge me with somthin i dont have. why did u ditch your weed? i would have just booked it into the theatre....he would have never found you

Lol damn, never had to ditch anything, but you're lucky they didn't go in there to take you away! haha :D

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Originally Posted by 420purplehaze420

only ditched weed once....i ate it right infront of the cop, cant charge me with somthin i dont have. why did u ditch your weed? i would have just booked it into the theatre....he would have never found you

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well we panicked

Had to ditch a small amount of solid once. We were smoking round the back of the village shops (duh!) and a cop car pulled into the car park opposite us. Tin went one way, skins went another, and the hash went a third. They asked us what we were doing there, and we said we were meeting a friend - one of the girls had just finished work, and we'd met her to walk home, so it was the truth with bits missing. They were okayish with that, but told us to get home, and stayed in the car park watching us walk away. We went round the corner into a cul-de-sac and waited about 20 minutes. Went back and got the tin and the hash... the skins had landed in a puddle.

I've only had to ditch weed once before aswell.....

it was in france when we were driving to spain.....we bought some well nice squidgy (sp) sort of hash....near the north of france.

we drove down from the north to the south, near the boarder of spain and still had probly a 1/2 of this well nice weed.....

so we took another day out and tried to smoke all this weed before we crossed the france/spain boarder (thinking there would be police at the boarder).....

so we smoked and smoked as much as we could....and still had a BIG 1/8th left at the beginning of the next day.

We decided to continue our journey to spain and just left the weed on a picnic table in a carpark and continued our journey.......

only to find out there was no boarder.....no police no signs no nothing....one minute we were in France the next all the directions and names were in Spanish........we were pretty pissed off.

and there you go :) the first and last time i have ever had to ditch my weed.....it sucked.

I went a drive with 2 friends (male) about a year ago. We had all just bought an ounce of skunk between us, and were going to go a long drive through the hills and smoke it all up.

About 6 joints later, we were driving along when suddenly we noticed a big police van parked up on the road ahead and 2 officers standing outside the car - it looked like they were stopping everyone that went by and I got para because I was really baked and the car obviously stank of the herb.

As I predicted, they made signals for us to stop (they were quite a bit away though) and I just knew they were going to look for the ounce because of the stench coming from inside the vehicle. They started walking towards the car and the guy in the passenger seat gently his door and threw the ounce into the bushes. The filth didnt see anything

The officers came over and opened the car doors, it was night time so they right in my face, I must have looked a right sight with my pink puffy eyes and a smirk on my face.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, they didnt say anything about the smell and let us go. We hd to drive back about 40 minutes later and retrieve the sacred herb

It kinda tasted better when we smoked the next J from the sack :)

Never had to actually toss any weed, but had to toss a pipe one time at a party and went back the next day to find it and it was gone :-( It was a nice sherlock also.

if i go, the weed goes. A trick if ur in a car: take ur shoe off and throw it in there. You don't have to worry about them checking in there. (its possible, but not probable)

one time, me n 2 other friends were walkin home from a kids house we just smoked at, n we walk past one of the kids i was walkin with house, n theres like 5 cop cars there because his grandparents n uncles n aunts live there n theyre drug addicts, n we c all the cops in the back yard with flashlights and in the house, n there were dogs too, so we ditched it in some shrubs, and never saw the trees again. i actually had a good time throughout the whole thing.

It was nighttime and I was driving about 60 down this road and I had quarter of sticky in my pocket when all of a sudden these people on bikes are right in front of me and I hit my brakess and go around them cutting another car off and we were sliding everywhere, so as soon as i saw no one was hurt and there is a guy the size of the incredible hulk screaming at me he's going to kill me I jet it down the road and he turns around in this giant ass monte carlo and chases me down and I take this left doing about 30 infront of traffic and he follows right behind and I fucking see police lights behind me so I chunked the weed out of the car in front of a church and this monte carlo jumps around me and slams on his brakes he gets out of his car like he's going to destroy me so I get out as fast as I can the cops turn the corner so the hulk gets in his car and takes off down this other road and I just sit back in my car the cops fly by me and I slowly drove back to my house completely dumbfounded... and slightly twitchy

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Originally Posted by Omni05

if i go, the weed goes. A trick if ur in a car: take ur shoe off and throw it in there. You don't have to worry about them checking in there. (its possible, but not probable)

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He's definitely right...you dun need to ditch it! Just stick it in your shoe or down your pants...unless the cops are expecting you to be loaded and stop you over with the absolute intention of searching you for weed(most probably cuz you've been snitched) then you're safe!

Also I have a question specifically for you Omni05...does that "MOLON LABE!" you got there mean what I think it means? "Come and get it yourself"?

this one time, when i was at my dads shop...



































DICKS

LMFAO man that owns my story :( coz i dont have one, you slut :(

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Originally Posted by mexicanpress

It was nighttime and I was driving about 60 down this road and I had quarter of sticky in my pocket when all of a sudden these people on bikes are right in front of me and I hit my brakess and go around them cutting another car off and we were sliding everywhere, so as soon as i saw no one was hurt and there is a guy the size of the incredible hulk screaming at me he's going to kill me I jet it down the road and he turns around in this giant ass monte carlo and chases me down and I take this left doing about 30 infront of traffic and he follows right behind and I fucking see police lights behind me so I chunked the weed out of the car in front of a church and this monte carlo jumps around me and slams on his brakes he gets out of his car like he's going to destroy me so I get out as fast as I can the cops turn the corner so the hulk gets in his car and takes off down this other road and I just sit back in my car the cops fly by me and I slowly drove back to my house completely dumbfounded... and slightly twitchy

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Damn, lucky that guy didn't do you some damage.

You should have checked where you threw the weed, if you remembered where it went :p

hey, i saw a llama when i was on the bus home from school yesterday..it was mad

thats a good story i rekon

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thats a good story i rekon

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Yarrr thar be a good story! :D

Pirate;)

hjaaa :D

aw man i didnt realize i got over 200 posts!!!!! REPRESENT!!

shiver MY timbers!!

uh ditched a zipper it sucked

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aw man i didnt realize i got over 200 posts!!!!! REPRESENT!!

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Congrats, i have nearly 5,300 now :|

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Congrats, i have nearly 5,300 now :|

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awww but still.... :rasta:

its ok lilwing (pats on shoulder)

Happy 368th jahjahjahjah! :D

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh im almost 2 400

never ever had to ditch my weed. yet

damn you night prowler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it really sucked it was a oz of good ass weed, ill feel for ya when it happens to ya, i wish ya luck it wont.

haha i knocked on wood as i typed that.

One time me and one of my friends smoked in the woods behind a subdivison. It was like 2 in the afternoon and we finished the first bowl and had just started the second when I look up and look through the woods and there is this lady with a dog. My friend sees it, she stared at us for about 10 more seconds then we got up and walked way the hell back in the woods. We buried the pipe along with the remainder of the weed (only like 2 more bowls). We then got out of there and went over to another friends house about a 1/4 of a mile away, it was his pipe so he was kinda got pissed. We went back that night and it was so dark but we finally found it. But there was so little weed left it wasn't good for much. So were kinda down because the next day my friends were leaving to start College (I go to a Comm. College). Then that night we were hanging in this park by the my friends house where we normally smoke. Well we're just talking and smoking some cigs. When another friend comes up with a couple of buddys, and they have not only weed on them but a bong! IT was one of teh best smoke sessions ever. It was a named cross breed the guy namedit Purple Heart I think. :rasta: :rasta:

u only ditch weed if u put ur self in them situations

its like henry hill in goodfellas say "the only people who go prison are ni**a stick up kids who get high and fall asleep in the getaway car"