Cannot take huge bong hit!

Hey guys, I desperatly need help...I was the kind of dude who could hold infinite amount of smoke, like taking 10 hit in a row with a "gaz-mask"...but those days are gone...I thought it was because i became a regular smoker but i see plenty of regurlar dude talking they stil have iron lungs...Any trick???
And for those cocksucker who will tell me thing like : Fag, cocksucker, noob, or stuf like that well go ahead I cannot stop you...damn! anyways thanks in advance for the tips.. :thumbsup: :stoned:

I have no advice besides PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE! :rasta:

COCK SUCKER :D

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Originally Posted by 50BagOfGreens

COCK SUCKER :D

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haha bitch!! :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by GanjaASD847

I have no advice besides PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE! :rasta:

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Well sure wanna practice with you!! sorry for this, couldn't hold it!
Peace :dance: :stoned:

Put crushed ice in your bong water. :thumbsup:

im the same- i can't take bong hits. i die really badly. rather, last time i took one i nearly cried cuz my lungs hurt so bad and i was coughing sooo much

Aww, have you tried putting ice in your water?

And remember everyone: smoking is not a contest. :)

yeah like i said ive been smoking for ages, so i tried ice already..i guess i just don't need to smoke as much now!

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Originally Posted by daves19

yeah like i said ive been smoking for ages, so i tried ice already..i guess i just don't need to smoke as much now!

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well not needing much smoke is a good thing. but remember. you dont have to hold hits in for very long. 5 seconds will get like 97% of the THC into your blood and any longer just makes you cough more and is more unhealthy. you can try putting really hot water in your bong. it wont cool the smoke but it will put more water vapor in the smoke. making it smoother and less harsh.

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Originally Posted by GanjaASD847

I have no advice besides PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE! :rasta:

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mmm u dont see many hot girls with glasses anymore is your name karen by any chance?

yeah i used to be the same, then i felt like my lungs where collapsing so i stopped bongs for a while then like 2 years l8er i was offered one and it was back to the old days i could just smoke them so easy, i just dont do them as much i prefer joints somthimes

Yeah man cut down on the bong hits.:rasta: <------ do that.

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Originally Posted by ShamanicHippy

well not needing much smoke is a good thing. but remember. you dont have to hold hits in for very long. 5 seconds will get like 97% of the THC into your blood and any longer just makes you cough more and is more unhealthy. you can try putting really hot water in your bong. it wont cool the smoke but it will put more water vapor in the smoke. making it smoother and less harsh.

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That doesnt make any sense, why would anyone put really hot water in their bongs??

If this kid wants to take bigger hits, he needs cold water and ice, to achieve the largest hit.

Its a known fact that ice bongs produce larger, less harsh, and denser hits than just regular bongs.

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Originally Posted by rysk8er420

That doesnt make any sense, why would anyone put really hot water in their bongs??

If this kid wants to take bigger hits, he needs cold water and ice, to achieve the largest hit.

Its a known fact that ice bongs produce larger, less harsh, and denser hits than just regular bongs.

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Ah, you have a lot to learn. Hot or warm water is known to reduce tar even further, not to mention they're very soothing. It's like inhaling steam. That doesn't mean I'm always filling my bong with hot water - ice cold is just amazing.

when taking bong hits,
1.relax yourself
2.take a deep breath of fresh air
3.breath out slow
4.relax some more, I can't stress this enough
5.prepare yourself, a crucial step.
6.make sure your lighter works
7.Put your face on the mouthpiece
8.ignite the "stuff"
9.Slowly inhale
10.gain more speed as you get into your hit.
11.release carb (optional)
12.breath out immediately after taking mouth off bong
13.repeat (optional)

Nearly boiling water actually makes the hits INCREDIBLE, especially if you're smoking on a sore throat. Hot water with a little mint in it is even better!

it doesnt matter how big a hit u take... most people will torch the bowl, chalk that bong clear the chamber and blow the smoke out right away.

i cannot tell you how much that pisses me off... what a fucking waste of weed. its so stupid and futile to take everybody elses hit if your not gonna hold it.

in the end, you get just as high taking that huge rip and blowing it out as you do taking a pussy hit and holding it for 30 seconds

dont compete, just get stoned and conserve man... Take advantage of life and all the things in it, but never, NEVER ever take it for granted

Work your way up from small cones to big cones and you should be right just give yourself time and you should be able to smoke the biggies again.Have one for me! :smokin: :stoned:

this is what you do, when you're getting ready to go to sleep at night and you're laying there excersize your lungs by breathing in as deep as you can (til you can physically take in no more air) then breathe it out slowly..do that about 10-20 times at night. eventually that will start helping, as for now...i usually take a couple really deep breaths to "stretch" my lungs out before i'm about to start my session, if i do t his i can take some massive fuckin hits, if i do not stretch them first, i breathe in for all of two seconds then can't anymore. also you can get a smaller bong, the smaller the chamber and stuff the easier it will be to build smoke up so you can take it all in.

that hot water sounds like a great idea.

Swim laps to increase lung capacity.

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Originally Posted by lateralus

Aww, have you tried putting ice in your water?

And remember everyone: smoking is not a contest. :)

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good thing your not smoking with my hommies :smokin:

Bongs are the only thing I can rip from hugely. I think everybody has their thing, and then some people just have it all.

I used to get really ripped from pipes, joints, bongs, and all of that. But nowadays I tend to cough alot from pipes and joints are just, that's if we have alot of people around so we don't have to keep repacking.

Bongs, well bongs are my specialty. They call me TWO CHAMBER CRAIG haha, j/k but I do like to fill up the chamber THICK WITH smoke, take in the hit, then take another hit, fill it with smoke, clear it, hold it, exhale, and be stoned.

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Originally Posted by opiuser

it doesnt matter how big a hit u take... most people will torch the bowl, chalk that bong clear the chamber and blow the smoke out right away.

i cannot tell you how much that pisses me off... what a fucking waste of weed. its so stupid and futile to take everybody elses hit if your not gonna hold it.

in the end, you get just as high taking that huge rip and blowing it out as you do taking a pussy hit and holding it for 30 seconds

dont compete, just get stoned and conserve man... Take advantage of life and all the things in it, but never, NEVER ever take it for granted

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I beg to differ.

thanks for all your post dudes! lots of good idea in there but lots of people din't take care of the fact that i am already a long time smokers...anyways one of the counter part of pot...short-term memory!!

Here's a tip that helps me: I just count from 1 to 5 in my mind while trying to hold it in. Try it, see if it works for you.

If you've been smoking for along time then I gotta ask ya... do you usually try and ghost your hits or something? Maybe that is why you can't hold in hits anymore... because you fucked your lungs.

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Originally Posted by CocaCola

If you've been smoking for along time then I gotta ask ya... do you usually try and ghost your hits or something? Maybe that is why you can't hold in hits anymore... because you fucked your lungs.

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Haha that is true , i maybe have done it too oftenly! couldn't remember, i don't know why!! :stoned:

speaking of bong rips and contests...

the last time i had one of those in my room with my friend bryan... the entire room was whited out, and i literally didn't remember the last half of the night when i woke up the next day.

Start to take hits where you cough like a little scag. I guarantee that you'll get used to taking big bong hits if you do this. Coughing also makes blood rush to your head causing thc to get there faster giving you a good high. I'm able to clear a 5' 5" bong easily completely full of smoke. But it could also be from me being a bagpiper and having a huge lung capacity...who knows!?

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

I beg to differ.

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As do I. Most of the THC is absorbed into the bloodstream within a few seconds.

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Originally Posted by STDzRus

Bongs, well bongs are my specialty. They call me TWO CHAMBER CRAIG haha, j/k but I do like to fill up the chamber THICK WITH smoke, take in the hit, then take another hit, fill it with smoke, clear it, hold it, exhale, and be stoned.

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thats the way to do it man... i wanna smoke with you

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Originally Posted by lateralus

As do I. Most of the THC is absorbed into the bloodstream within a few seconds.

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Indubitably. 5 seconds i believe.

well this is what i do with pipes, when i've already done alot of hits and my lungs are starting to burn. i take the hit, but leave a little room in my lungs, and then put my mouth over the cherried bowl and suck in with the rest of my lung power. so that way, im cooling off my lungs with some fresh air, but im still getting some smoke.

Lung strength and capacity have little to do with big bong rips-- it's more about how sensitive your throat and lungs are, and there's very little you can do about that except smoke a lot.

Frankly, you should consider it a good thing that you can't handle massive rips-- it means you haven't completely killed your lungs with too much smoking.

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Originally Posted by 420purplehaze420

mmm u dont see many hot girls with glasses anymore is your name karen by any chance?

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nah, my name is Amanda

i am going to be origonal and say you are actually a sock cucker, due to the fact that i invented the word "cuck" just for you, meaning something like you are inable to hold big hits, and sock, because i can.


you are a sock who cannot toke!!! ok... anyways...


i really dont know what to say... im like what you said, i can take in infinite sized hits, hold it forever, and so on... i only have trouble doing that with a pipe... and even then... i manage to force myself not to cough :P i am very strong minded lol even too much for my own good lol

My experience has been a lot different. When I first started smoking, if I took a fat bong rip I would be like dead. I would be coughing until it felt like my lungs were bleeding. But ever since I started smoking on a daily basis, itâ??s likeâ?¦ well that tickling feeling that you get in your lungs/throat that makes you cough, it just isnâ??t there anymore when I smoke. It still makes me cough, like a minute later when you start like coughing up resin, lol, but not while I smoke.

But If I hold off for a few days, then hit the bong again, its pretty much back to coughing again.

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Originally Posted by deathbyvalley

im the same- i can't take bong hits. i die really badly. rather, last time i took one i nearly cried cuz my lungs hurt so bad and i was coughing sooo much

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yeah but ur a girl so