So me and Pscannabis have been telling eachother jokes to keep us busy, got any to tell? Or...what do you do when you're stoned (or even sober) to make yourself giggle.
I hope that made sense! I've been smokin' all night.
-Loves of love. :p :stoned:
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So me and Pscannabis have been telling eachother jokes to keep us busy, got any to tell? Or...what do you do when you're stoned (or even sober) to make yourself giggle.
I hope that made sense! I've been smokin' all night.
-Loves of love. :p :stoned:
Q. What do you call it when you drop a roach and it burns your shirt?
A. A pot hole.
Read "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace.
i tried to get groceries, i was kinda zoned.. and i tried to shove a huge bag of cat food under the cart the wrong way
well it woulnt go so i let it hang there, and when i tried to take it back out to pay, i couldnt get it out so the bagger dude had to help me... it seemed like it took like a half an hour, but it probly didnt......
we finally got it out but later i realized that the dude had cut his had while frantically tryin to get the shit out --sose not to look like a puss.... haha
oops i forgot to finish...
the dude got blood all over my paper grocery bags...it was really sick
i recently started doing something to fuck around with while smokin' up without having to worry about passing it...
when i pull my slider, i like to control the swirl of smoke travelling from the male to the female piece (while separated and smoking) whilst inhaling. move the slider around in little circles a little above the female hole to control the motion like a thick string of air. it's cool.
MAn I'm smoking all night too
and I don't have anyone to smoke with I'm soo fucking pissed. I have so muchweed too. and so many paper sand my shit is so baked out.
I see yoiure from jersey. I"m from New york. SO that's cool.
I hear u strikerrr,,,,
I miss the days when i used to get baked witha bunch of other stoners.
I cant even do it with my husband now, cuz of his job :( :smokin:
Man I miss getting stoned with groups.
Every weekend my friends and I all get together and hotbox my room as best we can and just chill for the night. Half the time we whip out the cam-corder and the other half we're watching out previous videos and going "Dude, that makes so much sense" or the discovery channel and zoned out. =P mm, gotta love my rambling.
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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
That sounds fun...everytime i get stoned with my girlfrind we always say we should video ourselves cuz we never remember all the funny shit we talk about...it would be like that 70's show :dance: ;)
wouldnt it be fun to smoke with all (well, most of) the people on this site
babyfacedabortion- whats up with your name??
^^^^ i waz wondering the same thing
how come every time i go 2 a new thread there is no 1 there?? whatev
active denial???
WATCHING YOURSELF GET STONED?
I've never heard of such mad things!! AWesoME! Haha
Keep it real Xxoxoxo =]Quote:
My name honestly isn't ment to offend. My nick name is Babyface, 'cause..well..I have a babyface. Abortion for two reasons..shock value and kind of mocking the fact that I wasn't supposed to be born, hence abortion.
How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but hell if I know how you'd get them in there!
OKAY OKAY okay ...okay... go into the bathroom, look in the mirror, and in the most serious voice and face, say plethora, marmolade, and other silly sounding words. oooooh shit you'll be laughing your ass off.
lmao, aw shit man, I did that last weekend.Quote:
Originally Posted by NightProwler
The word that really got to me was Lebanon.
AHAHA! That's AWESOME...
Try "Sproing"
I love sproing.
I do whip-its.
hahaha that shit happened to me before but it was the ashes. i was so high i didnt notice until my chest felt like it was on fire. im like wtf and look down and see these ashes on my chest burnin a hole through my shirt. i still wear the shirt to this day, pot hole and everything. hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Towelie4202005
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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
jerkkk off :dance:
King kong that's so funny!! I've grabbed the tiniest roach before to toss it in a bowl, and not feel a thing when I'd usually be crying from the burning -laughs- so I know how you feel!
yea, its a good thing i didnt have no chest hair or my birds nest woulda went up in flames.