Hi boys and girls =] I'm Manda May and livin' in Dirrty Jersey. I was born and raised in Trenton then shipped to Central suburban Hell a few years ago. Um, I like being around people so hit me up if you see me around.
-BabyFace :stoned:
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Hi boys and girls =] I'm Manda May and livin' in Dirrty Jersey. I was born and raised in Trenton then shipped to Central suburban Hell a few years ago. Um, I like being around people so hit me up if you see me around.
-BabyFace :stoned:
hey jersye aint that bad unless you live in a boring area like me(phillipsburg) but yea hit me up on aim sometime rajuncajun0314...names jay btw and welcome to the best board on the net!
whoo,..................Jersezy,................... .... [email protected]
jersey's grosse I think it's just cause I was born and raised a new yorker. But just so you know your state smells. Bad.
Hey! Jersey doesn't smell that bad.
hahaha i have been to jerzey twice, i didn't think it smelt at all. but welcome anyhoo! :rasta:
hit me at [email protected]
its not that bad maybe around the city it smells but that comes from nyc/jersey city area south jerzey is better noth sux...shit there were some classic horror movies filmed 20 mins from my house... the halloween's and friday the 13th's and i have smoked in the cabins from friday the 13th...some freaky shitQuote:
Originally Posted by Strikerrr
Hey Jersey here too.......Somerset County
You know you're from NOO JOISEY if:
1. You've been seriously injured at Action Park.
2. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges".
3. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.
4. You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.
5. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
6. You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m.
7. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.
8. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
9. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen
and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from.
10. You know what a "jug handle" is.
11. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.
12. You know that the state isn't all farmland.
13. You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey - there's "The
Shore", and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway", not
he "Garden State Highway".
14. You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree.
15. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And you call it
a "Sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagie" or a "hero".
16. You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials.
17. You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.
18. You knew that the last question had to do with driving.
19. You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require"New" to identify it (like, try...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire - doesn't work, does it?)
20. You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it
"The City".
21. You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.
22. You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege.
23. In the 80's, you wore your hair REALLY high.
24. You don't think "What exit" is very funny.
25. You know that the first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route.
26. You know that people from 609 area code are "a little different".
27. You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters.
28. The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.
29. You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
30. You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.
31. You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.
32. Every year, you had a least one kid in your class named Tony.
33. You know where every "clip" shown in the Sopranos opening credits is.
34. You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the Willowbrook Mall.
35. You've been to at least one mall in Paramus.
36. You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. It can't be the other way around.
37. You were not raised in New Jersey. You were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.
38. You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.
39. You remember the stores Korvette's, Rickel's, Channel, Bamburger's and Orbach's.
40. You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesteak with vinegar fries.
41. You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February. And finally...
42. You've never pumped your own gas.
Ahaha, speakin' of places smelling. My friends and I were taking a trip to philly (which is a whole nother story) and on the way there, we had the windows down and as soon as we were entering philly we could SMELL it.
And just for the hellovit:::
1. You've been seriously injured at Action Park. :: I was like 5 and this kid pushed me down this slide thing and..well..to make the story short, I had a bloody lip and needed stitches.
2. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges". :: No
3. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. :: Haha yes, definitly.
4. You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.:: Duh
5. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. :: Hahah yeah, for the most part; my sence of direction sucks.
6. You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m. :: My local diner is going out of buissness but yep
7. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.:: yes
8. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.:: Uh duh
9. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen :: Oh god, yes
and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from.:: Sayerville
10. You know what a "jug handle" is. ::Sure, that little turn thingie you have to make that turns you around.
11. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.:: DUDE! I LOVE WAWA!
12. You know that the state isn't all farmland. :: Nope, it isn't.
13. You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey - there's "The
Shore", and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway", not
he "Garden State Highway". :: hahah duh.
14. You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree. :: hahah
15. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And you call it
a "Sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagie" or a "hero". :: Yeah, they actually did make good subs.
16. You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials. :: Haha no, actually I don't.
17. You know how to properly negotiate a Circle. :: Oh god, yes.
18. You knew that the last question had to do with driving.:: ...duh
19. You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire - doesn't work, does it?) :: Ahaha
20. You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it
"The City". :: Uh yeah, what else would you do?
21. You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich. :: And kickass.
22. You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege. :: Mmhm.
23. In the 80's, you wore your hair REALLY high. :: I wasn't born then =P
24. You don't think "What exit" is very funny. :: I don't.
25. You know that the first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route.:: Hahah
26. You know that people from 609 area code are "a little different". :: AHAHAH YES!
27. You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters. :: Hell yeah
28. The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.:: Both.
29. You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.:: Hahaha yes.
30. You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town. :: Nah, sadly.
31. You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers. :: I live right off 202. =P
32. Every year, you had a least one kid in your class named Tony. :: Oh god. Too true.
33. You know where every "clip" shown in the Sopranos opening credits is. :: Ahahaha.
34. You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the Willowbrook Mall. :: Yes. -cringe-
35. You've been to at least one mall in Paramus. :: Can't say I have.
36. You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. It can't be the other way around. :: Duh. And most people from Central go to Wildwood as well.
37. You were not raised in New Jersey. You were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey. :: Central Jersey, bitch!
38. You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state. :: Hahaha, those are the scariest places for a little white girl to pick up some shit at
39. You remember the stores Korvette's, Rickel's, Channel, Bamburger's and Orbach's. :: Bamburger's + Channel.
40. You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesteak with vinegar fries. :: Fuck yeah.
41. You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February. :: Ah, nah. And finally...
42. You've never pumped your own gas. :: You bet, and I don't plan on it.
My personal favourite: "Jeet, yet?"
"No, jew?"
You know you're from jersey if you know that I was just talking about eating.
We in Brooklyn also know what that means, lol:
Did you eat yet? No, did you?
A lot of Joisey people were originally from Brooklyn.
-laughs- True, true.
But only people in the city say "Joisey" specifically bronx/queens area.
I've never heard anyone from jersey say 'joisey' but it'd be cool as shit tho.