I very nearly got into the shower today with my socks on :D
What are your experiences?
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I very nearly got into the shower today with my socks on :D
What are your experiences?
There is already a thread like this called something like 'you know you're a stoner when...'
Yesterday i got so pissed at a Visine bottle because i couldn't get it to squirt out visine. After like a full 2 minutes I was so mad i threw it in the river, than my friends just sit there laughing their asses off and tell me the cap was on
I once watched something go on the turntable in my microwave for half an hour.
jesus CHRIST you guys get fucking retarded.
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Numerous times going to drive somewhere, and leaving my keys inside my house.
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Originally Posted by Smokin EnDo
I tried to light up a new bowl once and my lighter was upside-down :dance:
one time my dad was so high he ate dog poop cause he thought i;t was a candy bar.
The first time I smoked Panama Red, I thought I was going blind, and freaked.
Then I realized I had my eyes closed!
I'v never done (well at least i cant remember anything stupid i've done) but a mate of mine was pretty drunk one night and he tryed to open a can of beer and after like 10 mins he gave up and through it away.... The can was upside down and he was trying to open the bottom :D.
Yesterday it took me like 5 minutes to count all my money in the store (I was buying milk) then I walked off to the thing, forgot to grab the milk. It was my turn and the lady was like "What can I get for ya" And i was like damnit forgot the milk lol.
Two friends lit a cigarette, and i had a lighter. So i thought im going to light my cigarette too, though i did not have a cigarette. It was very close that i did not light it, luckily because i was holding it under my chin, and i have a beard you know.
from out of nowhere i jumped up and said" im muhammad ali, floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee"i even started punching air :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned:
All last night I kept saying out of the blue "Attention K-Mart shoppers.... I'm really high. Thank you for shopping at K-Mart."
my good good friend blazed of course, once lit his hair on fire. he was staring at the lighter and got a little to close... pretty damn stupid, but funnny.
I have a friend that was bitching cause she couldn't find her phone. Bitchin' away...she had accidently lost her cell, I dont know how long she bitched before I told her to shutthafuckup and use the house phone to see where her cell was. And it was just like a lil light went off in her head like *ding* omg thats an amazing idea. So she took my amazing advice and we heard it ringing, but it was muffled quite a lot. Finally she realized it was in tha fridge. She opens the door and was like.."well now that i think about, I did lose it shortly after tha munchies hit me..." Fuckin' geniuses I hang out with lemme tell ya...lol
i was at the movie theater gettin my ticket for lord of the rings, and the ticket was 7.50, and i gave the clerk 60 dollars. 3x 20s.... i just slapped my face and mumbled some shit.
My friend went to the store with 2 girls who hadn't been smoking (I stayed at my other friend's house with him, I heard about this the next day) but my friend who went to the store bought 4 Ben and Jerrys for us and only brought one back and he shared his Snickers with the cashier!
well i played a prank on and absolutly drunk friend of mine not to long back we took a water bottle that had the liquor in it, and turned the clear cap that covers the squirting kind of bottles and put it in the bottle upside down and it took him 15 mins to figure out why the liquor wouldnt come out
well just last nite me and my friend were walking back from where we smoked, we were soo high like i couldnt move more than 1mph or something and we tried to walk back and we kept laughing so hard that we fell and finally we like get off the sidewalk and start walking up to some house that we thought was ours and we try to open it and realize that its not his house........lol
soooo stoned a few months ago, we decided it would be ok to smoke in a movie theater, so we packed a bowl, lit it up a few times, and proceeded to get kicked out real fast. (teenagers kicked us out so no cops were called, good stuff)
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Originally Posted by pixel
haha thats sucks...but good thing there were no cops, cops suck
i very nearly pissed in the kitchen bin, seriously i had it out and everything...
i was so stoned, i lit the wrong end of my fucking cigarette and every1 was laughing at me.... although i wouldve fuckin laughed too