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I have alwayz wanted to wake a guy up by giving him head but have always been to scared to try it! BAD IDEA OR GOOD?
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Go ahead and type something you alwayz wanted to do!
I have alwayz wanted to wake a guy up by giving him head but have always been to scared to try it! BAD IDEA OR GOOD?
I always wanted to eat a guys ass out, but only in the shower or immediatly afterwards. I want to have my ass eaten too, it would feel soooooooo good.
It's a good idea, but, as my wife has found, it's difficult to do. With the constant rolling around and whatnot. do it to a guy that usually sleeps on his back, that should make it easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by whipcreamgoddess
Have sex all-day long to three different girls, taking breaks for coffee, and other interests. :smokin: ... :stoned:
I wanna do a black girl up the poop shute.
Alicia Wetherspoon
try acid...oh wait, this is the sexuality forum :rolleyes:
Yeah I have lots but most are hard to put into words.
Hmmmm......Yeah I always liked the idea of screwing multiple girls at different times during the day, then smoking a joint a the end of the day and going to bed.
Basically what beachguy said.
to be honest, i've always wanted to get a chick ass-up while smoking a joint, listening to some thumpin'-ass beats.
Yes Yes what guy wouldnt want to be woken up from gatting head
Hell yeah; that'd be the best way to wake up EVER!!
On a side note, I've always wanted to do a girl from behind while smokin a blunt of Thai-- I'd feel so gangsta! :pimp: :D
I've always wanted to do it with a dolphin. They can pulse their vaginas and lots of other cool genital tricks.
Other then that... umm... just some obscene sexual fantasies that I would never allow myself to play out. Being deepthroated is one that I would allow myself to play out, and that would be exciting.
I've always wanted to do it with a dolphin. They can pulse their vaginas and lots of other cool genital tricks.
That made me laugh my ass off yet be grossed out at the same time haha. :D
As to if waking a guy up with head is a good idea hellll yeah it is! I have only had a couple girls do that but almost nothing can start the day off better than that. Go for it.
Damn, I can't get woken up from getting head. Beginning or End of sleep. Or jerked off. I'm pretty much shut-off when I hit the pillow.
I want to get raped by a lawyer when Im consulting his legal advice.
So how long does it take to become a lawyer? I might try and let you know.LOL
lol i dont even know. A long time I think.
I'd want to get incredibly high with my friend (Name censored) who hasn't tried weed yet, and then have sex with her. She's been ruling over my fantasies lately.
Virgins' fantasies are easy :) God I hate being a virgin.
^^
I fail to see what's so funny about date rape...
Well, ok, I sorta do...
Actually no, turns out that's not funny at all. Bad idea. Unless there's more to it than what you typed... in which case, I don't know, maybe a good idea?
Wait, why the hell am I asking a virgin for details? too high for this conversation...
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Originally Posted by whipcreamgoddess
interestingly enough, that's exactly what I've wanted to have done to me! *sigh* ah but I live up here in the canadian boony's ;)
my guy is the same way! he talks in his sleep too, its pretty funny :D sometimes i'll do all sorts of crazy things with him , its kinda fun, i end up satisfied.... :D and then in the morn he will tell me about this awesome 'dream' he had ;) :dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Oh, no, I don't really have dreams. Nor orgasms. When I'm tired, so is everybody else... :stoned: ...Hell if I know, I was asleep.Quote:
Originally Posted by letsdoit
I do talk in my sleep a lot and am told funny stories in the morning.
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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
what do u say ?
any funny stories :)
Definately a good idea. What better way to return to conciousness than by getting head? It's like..wow u know what..today is really going to be good i just have a hunchQuote:
Originally Posted by whipcreamgoddess
Oh, you see, the girl I'm living with now (and for the past five years) doesn't have an imagination, she'll laugh at me, and answer me, but she doesn't do the crazy shit you're talking about, I guess, I don't know, like I said before, I was asleep. :smokin:Quote:
Originally Posted by letsdoit
Rape, no. Consentual sex, yes. You misinterpreted what I was trying to say...Quote:
Originally Posted by Polymirize
i have alot of sexual experience so that doesnt leave me many choices....
maybe do a line of coke right as im cumin...other than that been there done that
I have fantasies about him talking dirty to me when we are fucking. I talk filthy to him all the time, he loves it. :cool:
what do you say to him?
: )
for 4.99 a minute I'll tell you, sailor.
C'MON!!!!!!!!!
You, both, must be living in different worlds. You pretend he's talking dirty, while you're talking dirty.Quote:
Originally Posted by ScarlettCrush
That's what you tell him, Scarlett?
Do you tell your man to drop in another quarter every fifteen minutes, also?
my man fucking loves me and does a lot for me to deserve hearing those things.
YES Ms. Scarlett.. I am sure he does a lot for you...
now please.. hum us a few bars, share with us your nasty prose..
I am eagelry awaiting... and eager to know what kind of dirty talk you share with your GIVING boyfriend..
no means no fella's
there is plenty of free porn on the internet, why don't you look some of that up instead of aggravating me?
you never said NO...
deep breath
and start talking dirty!!!!!!
GOOD IDEA... GO 4 IT :dance: :dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by whipcreamgoddess
i dunno ive probably done everything i would dare to actually try out in the middle of an adventure....hmmm maybe styling or shaving a girls cooter then trying it out? i no im not that creative...
i want to smoek a hole 1/8th in 1 hit outa a gravity bong so i donyt rember my name then take some e with thsi girl i liek and have soem crazy ass freekie sex for leik 18 hours the nutt all ove rher tits and then go to sleep and wake up to her giving me head