"No thanks I'm full"
"Hey, I just remembered.......(insert anything here)"
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"No thanks I'm full"
"Hey, I just remembered.......(insert anything here)"
Add more people!!! :thumbsup:
"I like crack"
"I hate weed"
"I help fund the war on marijuana"
"Cannabis causes psychosis in all users"
The list is endless:D
"Doc told me my sperm count is too high"
stoner 1: do you want to smoke a blunt
stoner 2:no
*pres bush is great!*
*im not gona buy any weed this week*
"Dude I'm gonna quit. I think I might be addicted to weed!"
"wat...wat are u talking about?.. I i dont have any ww..what .wwhat is this weed u talk about"
'Drugs are for mugs'
"my favorite color isn't green"
Lol, i like that rhyme:DQuote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
I'm not a pothead then, mine's red:DQuote:
Originally Posted by daZenfmeister
I am going to do laundry on a weekly basis.
"No thanks, I don't feel like getting stoned right now."
"Pizza sucks."
"How many grams are there in an ounce?"
Im going to go ahead and wait off on smoking the rest of my weed, and save it for the weekend.
"Hey, how about instead of smoking that weed we huff some paint thinner?"
"No thanks. No more weed for me I'm plenty high already!"
"WHITE POWER!"
I don't know, I'm sure there are some racist/nazi scum potheads.Quote:
Originally Posted by ermitonto
Another phrase would be "White pride worldwide"
Smoke tha ganja:D
no thanks i'm in D.A.R.E.
"No thanks, I don't smoke anymore"
" I passed my drug test with flying colors"
thats a tough one.skinheads tend to mostly drink britneys than smoke bob hope.their drug of choice is crystal meth.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
"i say no to drugs on days that end with ay" thats one they taught us in dare. same with this one:
"instead of smoking pot lets watch a movie"
Drugs
are
realy
excelent
pay bills or smoke bud?.......pay bills
"pot kills"
"I have too much pot."
"Pot has ruined my life."
"I hate Cheech and Chong movies."
if you use the word "dope" as a euphemism for marijuana, you aren't a pothead. That's a couple billion sentences, right there.
" i dont really listen to music much "
" ill save this money for later so i have something better to spend it on "
"Listen, you little slut."
I wasn't stoned when my baby was born.
"People that smoke weed don't suceed in life" biggest myth ever about weed imo.
OMG....Quote:
Originally Posted by STDzRus
^I was at the hospital^ The stoner wouldn't say "I wasn't at the hospital"
"The best music to listen to stoned is the Backstreet Boys."
Quote:
Originally Posted by ermitonto
Nice one heh!
"I think today I will donate a hundred bucks to the DEA!"
"amsterdam's the worst place in the world"
no thanks im not hungry
I'll give you 2 lbs of kronik if you fuck my girlfriend.
ya officer i have weed, why you want some
"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?"
"She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells."
"Next time, in promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compacted comprehensibleness, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations."
"Fuck You, the Backstreet Boys rock!!!"Quote:
Originally Posted by ermitonto
weed sucks...