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Yes. I once prevented a friend from committing suicide.
I pulled a lady out of a flipped over car. And then as I was running with her in my arms it exploded in a big mushroom of flame behind me and made me and her both JUMP and roll over..thus me landing on top of her. The crowd of witnesses fell silent. They stared at us as our eyes met and we kissed because I just saved her life.
Then a screaming police officer came up to me and said "CANNA BOB YOU DID IT AGAIN ARE YOU AN IDIOT THIS IS GOING TO COST THE FORCE ALOT OF MONEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO WITH YOU!..
I just walked away.
CANNA BOB!! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU! I WANT YOU IN MY OFFICE AT 0800 HOURS MONDAY MORNING!!
Then I jumped in my car and drove through the desert as credits rolled over my picture.
oh oh oh, what STD said triggered a forgoten memory...
i was pharoah of egypt...and this poor little slave girl was getting whipped...so i went up to him and was all "Wha gangsta, huh, stop dat shit yo, dis chicks my home girl yo"...yeah...and then he stopped....and i was voted off the island...and they called me the weakest link, goodbye
C'mon, guys, Caruso probably performed the Heimlich Maneuver on his Grandma after she ate some of his Sloppy Joe. Stop bashing the guy for his thread premises.
were not bashing it...we and STD are having a little bullshitting...jeeze...beachguy...what ever happened to your dreams of straw hats and laking pennies??!
I'd prefer to stream my pennies and wear banditos.
i prefer christmas...
i like snow...
cold nights...snuggle up with a loved one, and then light it
i'm batman!!!!!
hey u guys do u think this could be me? it might be..... or it could be someone else!
also, agree with saving lives. Its :dance: terrific! :dance:
i havent saved anyones life.,..maybe i have..ask me when im not shiftaced
I kept a guy from getting murdered tonight.. that's what I did.
wow relli,?! give us some details :)
YOU ARE MY HERO CARUSO!!!!!! :dance: :dance: :dance: YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS :stoned: :stoned:
I told a close friend of mine about the incident involving my dealer who owed me $35 cause he supposedly got pulled over on the way back to deliver and chucked it out the window. This guy does not let anyone fuck with me. He was going to kill him. I pretty much begged him not to. End of story.
EDIT: Post 666... coincidence?
jeez thats extreme :dance:
You don't even have a fucking clue man..
Somebody who is willing to actually kill another person over $35.00, risk getting 20 years or more in jail, and put their friend(s) in jeopardy of being prosecuted as an accomplice may not be worth hanging with. But hey, that's just me!
He's already done 11, he doesn't mind going back over some punk. Its the principle of the thing to him, it could be 35 cents and it wouldn't make a bit of difference. And I've learned more from him that is going to help me in life than I've learned from my parents.
lol, yeah im sure
Listen cock sucker, I don't give a shit if you believe me or not.. but there's no reason to be a dick, you aren't being forced to post. So take your shit somewhere else. (in response to tylerkane)
Oh your lucky buddy i thought you were talking to me, I was gonna have to bust out with my kung fu trained hampsters and pwn your a$$
wow your buddy sounds like a hitman or something.
Actually, I'm just fucking with you guys. ":cool:
Your fucking with me? I don't fuck around. This is it. IT's fucking OVER. I can't take this shit. Me and you Caruso by the swingsets high noon. And bring your chocolate milk beotch! :stoned:
You better bring me my Pudding Snack or its gonna be on like Donkey Kong motherfucker.
Thanks for reminding him. I love Chocolate Milk.Quote:
Originally Posted by STDzRus
Fucking crazy, I had that typed out practically word for word, and then i realized there was a second page and see you already typed it. I applaud you mind reader.Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
You little bastard for lieing to us.