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I'm fucking ripped as we speak. Blazed as a dayum dude!
Anyways, has anybody ever had such an incredibly large bong hit your body just says fuck you and automatically makes you exhale?
I still inhaled it all, but couldn't hold it in at all. And it was mental. My body just said NO..and I blew it all out. And it was a very fast big cloud of smoke. Followed by a gasp for air and another one.
yea all the time...i don't feel i'm properly smoking unless i have atleast one for every session....and yea i think it's kinda funny how your body just says NO!...it's even worse it's like FUCK YOU, YOU CRAZY INSANE PEICE OF SHIT GET THAT OUTTA HERE NOW! >.> of course no one that's never had one could ever imagine your body/mind saying such a thing....
My Mind says
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU JUST ATE A BUNCH OF SHIT YOU WANT ME TO DIGEST AND THEN YOU WANT ME TO ABSORB SOME THC? FUCK YOU YOU SELFISH SON OF A BITCH I DON'T WANT YOUR TH....ahh..that hits the spot..take another bong load.
lol everyone post what you think your body says to such hits >.> this could be entertaining....nice thread dude! lol!
im so glad ur high, im so drunk
ill be high in exactly 51 minutes so ill be able to experience what the hell your talking about. Gunna make new bong just for the occasion :)
One time I went a week without smoking, then took a gigantic bong hit off my 3-footer and vomited.
dude i can get like 5 of those in one session and thats the best high.. makes walking look like a fucking slow slideshow :)
DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! WHY THE FUCK YOU SPITTIN' AND COUGHING, YA PUSSY!? TAKE ANOTHER HIT DUMBASS! There we go... ooh yeah... again, man...
yea I got one of those off of my bong a few days ago. It was the shit.
lol...yep, couple of weeks ago, most ripped i've ever beenQuote:
Originally Posted by STDzRus
we used a slider, and a few times my body said hell nah after i took it all in and i just exhaled like a beast, thought i was going to die
my favorite hits are the ones you take when you're already a solid bowl or so in... When you're high enough that you don't realise how big a hit you're taking until you're halfway done. When you don't realise how high you already are until you're taking this new hit off the bong and engaging with a race against tunnel vision as you breathe out.
Big hits.
yeah...
whne i cant handle it i take a huuugeeee bong it and rin out to the living room and blowit out and my dad willbe liek holy shit jake thats enuff smoke for the hole naborhood to get stoned butthen agen soem times its liek :0 ONO U DIDNAT and then i caugh and caugh till i for get to breath
i tried to take a 4 footer full of thick milky kron smoke, as soon as it hit my lungs i gagged but kept taking it in, after half way up I just flopped on the couch and went into a mad coughing fit for a hellish 10-15 minutes; but in the end I was faded to the point of delirium hehe :D
yah, my first one was like that and my chest almost collapsed. shouldnt ahve used the two foot RooR
i love doing that, then goign uaghha and fall the the ground coughing, cuz when i get up i'm so gone lol.
so don't worry and rock on!
This first time I got really stoned was like this. I was smoking out of a 2-footer. This was also the first time I had smoked out of a bong at all. I didn't realize how big of a hit I had taken because the smoke was so much smoother than from a pipe. We were in a car in a park...I took that hit, held it for about two seconds, and started coughing my ass off. I had to get out of the car. I just sat against the car and coughed for like 5 minutes straight. During this time, the only thing I was thinking about was.."Oh my god, my lungs hurt...this sucks" Then, when I stopped coughing, I had no idea where I was or what I was doing...definately a fantastic night :)
my favorites are the ones where you take your hit. Then about 5 seconds after holding it in your body says "fuck you asshole!" and you just cough it out. You exhale all your breath as you cough and drool just starts coming out. It's nasty, then you can't inhale in one breath. You take multiple intakes to make it better. By the time you are ok, you have tears and drool on your face. 5 mintues later I am king of the world.
Whenever its me its more like "man i wish i could keep this in but you the dumbass have taken way too big a hit for us both" coughcoughcough
i love the real thick hits that you take to the dome, hold in for about two seconds before you exhale it, barely holding off the coughing reaction -- before noticing that the THC has already soaked in your system and you're locked. mmmm.
yea. my body just says fuck off, take smaller hits, drop the bong and grab the zig zags, but a grab the bigger bong.
i need a bigger bong. i was bitching about that in another thread. my lungs are like chambers now.
I have a 3 foot double chambered Ice Bong. One of the fist times i smoked out of that thing I started to clear the bong and got about half way through before I coughed/sneezed/drooled all over the place. I toasted the whole bowl in 1 hit, (fairly decent sized bowl too approx .5 gram) Smoke whent everywhere and i barley could finish clearing the bong out. The next 10 minuets i couldnt stand up, just laid back in the chair and didnt stand up until it was my turn again. I stood up and got so lightheaded/blurred vision my buddy had to light the bowl for me while i inhaled.
Deff the best Bong hit ive ever had, wasnt the highest ive ever been. But i know exactly what you mean by your body says hell no. LOL great times
Yep, nothing like an Ice double chamber bong!! My bud and I smoked only one hit of a cooled by ice smoke that we didn't feel at all, so soft smoke, and we couldn't even think about smoking again in that night because our throat was so burned...we just kept on drinking water...my friend had a brillant idea of eating cheese (???) and our throat was ok!! so we took a couple more hit and just fell totaly asleep!! oh well don't remember much of that night!