The most intence getting busted stories ever.

Wanna here mine?

So me and my friends wanted to get this kid fucking baked.So we called up the dealer chopped on our bikes to the drop off.We got our green and headed back to my place to smoke.So we smoke 2 joints and a blunt of this shit and were all feeling good cept for this kid.He's like wigging out of his mind, hes so fucking high twitching and shit.So he fucking gets up and says "Shalom" and fucking jumps out the window. Keep in mind were on the second floor.We were like SHIT!...shit as in wow this kids ganna have a broken leg or something, hah I wish.We all go to the window and there is a pipe going through his body.It just then so hits me that my dad had been doing construction in the front yard, and had left a pipe there for the night.SO now he's fucking screaming and people are about to wake up.So we pull him into my house, now my parents were out of town so we had the house to ourselves.So were dragging him and hes screaming for help and then all the sudden my friend snaps his fucking neck.Me and my other friend were like screaming in terror.He told us to shut the fuck up and told me to pack some clothes.SO I did then we went to my other friends house and got his clothes.So then the other guy, me and my friend start to walk to his house.He gets some clothes sneaks out his window and proceeds to steal his step dads truck.We get in and get to an airport and fly to Mexico.Now here I am hiding from the American police in Mexico, on the coast sipping some coffee at an internet cafe.Much love.

shut the fuck up

Wot a load of B/S!!!

lmao

DIE DIE DIE

DIE DIE DIE

Wtf, if that story was real then that guy is a complete moron and gives all stoners a bad name.

"The most intence getting busted stories ever"
sounds like a show for spike tv or something



by the way, I hope mexican police found you and made you into fried beans, you will be much better like that

Why would I waste 10 minutes of my life making a bullshit story?

why would you write bullshit things about me when you are bored like you admitted earlier? answer that

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Originally Posted by Void

Wanna here mine?

So me and my friends wanted to get this kid fucking baked.So we called up the dealer chopped on our bikes to the drop off.We got our green and headed back to my place to smoke.So we smoke 2 joints and a blunt of this shit and were all feeling good cept for this kid.He's like wigging out of his mind, hes so fucking high twitching and shit.So he fucking gets up and says "Shalom" and fucking jumps out the window. Keep in mind were on the second floor.We were like SHIT!...shit as in wow this kids ganna have a broken leg or something, hah I wish.We all go to the window and there is a pipe going through his body.It just then so hits me that my dad had been doing construction in the front yard, and had left a pipe there for the night.SO now he's fucking screaming and people are about to wake up.So we pull him into my house, now my parents were out of town so we had the house to ourselves.So were dragging him and hes screaming for help and then all the sudden my friend snaps his fucking neck.Me and my other friend were like screaming in terror.He told us to shut the fuck up and told me to pack some clothes.SO I did then we went to my other friends house and got his clothes.So then the other guy, me and my friend start to walk to his house.He gets some clothes sneaks out his window and proceeds to steal his step dads truck.We get in and get to an airport and fly to Mexico.Now here I am hiding from the American police in Mexico, on the coast sipping some coffee at an internet cafe.Much love.

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atleast i make mine ,,FACT ,,or FICTION when i write my storys.i say this one is fiction??oh yea,,atleast it was a story half ass,if you thought it up,i do no you can do better

^^^Most deff.

That was the most bullshit story I've ever read. It didnt even really make all that much sence when you think about it. None of that shit added up.

void was this supposed to be funny

i say shut the fuck up and i would add BANNED in red and in big characters but this site is fucked up and i cant so ill still say

BANNED

i was watching maury and this girl was on a sled and she was being pulled behind a 4 wheeler and there was this rod sticking out of the ground. it was more wide around than your thumb and it was pointed at the end. they were riding and the pipe went straight through this girls leg. she didnt even notice it at first. she looked down and it had went straight through her leg. and it was keeping her from moving because she couldnt get her leg off of it. and then they ended up having to cut the pipe from the ground and then sliding it back through. it was gross

Your an attention seeker, you make stories and prevoke people purely for your own pleasure. Its actually pretty pathetic, grow up a bit and realise life isn't all about getting reactions from people.

"Shalom" hahahahahaha

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Originally Posted by TonyD

Your an attention seeker, you make stories and prevoke people purely for your own pleasure. Its actually pretty pathetic, grow up a bit and realise life isn't all about getting reactions from people.

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co-sign.....

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Originally Posted by 187

shut the fuck up

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What he said.. to put it simply...


+ :thumbsup:

Yeah, I believe you. In fact, I have a better story.

I went over to my dealer's place, but I think he was trying to skimp me a little. So I tore him in half and stole his brain. Then, I ate it. Then, I went and beat the shit out of George Bush. Then I ripped him in half, too. Then I stole the White House. Then, I broke it in hald aswell. Then I stole Jupiter. I tried to break it in half, but it just cried like a bitch, so I kicked Jupiter in the nuts. Then, I dunked it through the rings of Saturn. Then I broke the internet in half. Then, I ate my own arms. Then, I grew new ones and ate them too.

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Originally Posted by Funkamander

Yeah, I believe you. In fact, I have a better story.

I went over to my dealer's place, but I think he was trying to skimp me a little. So I tore him in half and stole his brain. Then, I ate it. Then, I went and beat the shit out of George Bush. Then I ripped him in half, too. Then I stole the White House. Then, I broke it in hald aswell. Then I stole Jupiter. I tried to break it in half, but it just cried like a bitch, so I kicked Jupiter in the nuts. Then, I dunked it through the rings of Saturn. Then I broke the internet in half. Then, I ate my own arms. Then, I grew new ones and ate them too.

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I ate a whole cow pat... beat that!

good story.

sry that was me.

YAY!!! MeatRulz and Fattie are back.. you were brothers right?

Right on homies, glad to see you's back:D:D

I guess you all are haters and can't believe anything so obvious.

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Originally Posted by Void

I guess you all are haters and can't believe anything so obvious.

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Shh..

Nope.

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Originally Posted by Void

Nope.

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:eek:

Dang!

if you think that story is intense, read mine:

A few months ago I was at my friends apartment smoking a few bowls of some homegrown northern lights crossed with big bud. actually, we smoked for a few days non stop until the entire qp was gone. well we were like "shit" and wanted to get some more weed, so i call my dealer up and ...no answer. so i call my secondary dealer up..and voice mail. so then i resort to the high schoolers, those faggots, and this guys mom picks up and im like "can i talk to george?" and shes like "ok" and so george comes on the phone is like "who is this?" and im like "me" and then hes like "oh...ok, whats up?" and im like "i want a oz of that dank you guys have" and hes like "i dont got no more dank" and im like "shit what the fuck" and hes like "all i have is schwagg but its pretty good, its like fire schwagg" and im like "i hate schwagg" and hes like "no youll like it" so im like "fine ill get some schwagg, you still got any of those bars left?" and hes like "yeah" and im like "ill buy 2 oz of that schwagg and some of those bars" and hes like "ok come on over" and so me and my friend drive on over and pick up the shit. then we drive on back to his apartment. well we smoke about a quarter oz and im like "im going home, ive got some homework to do" and hes like "ok". before i started the car, i popped a few of those bars and drove on home. well i dont remember much of what happened but when i started sobering up i found myself ass fucking this girl who lives next door. which wouldnt be a problem, except this girl is 10. so im like "SHIT!" and since im not in my right mind, i spank her and then throw her to the ground and kick her face. then i run out of the house butt naked and trip over the garden hose and landed in an antpile. well that wasnt such a good thing because i had fire ants crawling all over my naked body and i was screaming and running around. well this cop pulls up and is like "what the hell?" and he arrests me for indecent exposure and puts me in the back seat. and hes like "ill make a deal with you, give me some head and ill let you go." and im like "what?" and hes like "im not going to repeat myself" and im like "shit, i guess i have no choice". what happened was a little weird and im not going to go into the details. then as i was walking home, i was robbed by a nigger who took my schwagg. good thing it was only schwagg. but it still pissed me off, so i see this black boy walking to school or something, so i grab this brick that was on the ground and pounded him with it until i was satisfied. see, i figured all black people are the same, theyre all robbing, looting, good for nothing niggers, which is mostly true, statistically at least.and yeah... my story is as true as the dictioinary. i think i might have some pictures too....on my phone....let me see if i can upload them.

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Originally Posted by Void

Wanna here mine?

So me and my friends wanted to get this kid fucking baked.So we called up the dealer chopped on our bikes to the drop off.We got our green and headed back to my place to smoke.So we smoke 2 joints and a blunt of this shit and were all feeling good cept for this kid.He's like wigging out of his mind, hes so fucking high twitching and shit.So he fucking gets up and says "Shalom" and fucking jumps out the window. Keep in mind were on the second floor.We were like SHIT!...shit as in wow this kids ganna have a broken leg or something, hah I wish.We all go to the window and there is a pipe going through his body.It just then so hits me that my dad had been doing construction in the front yard, and had left a pipe there for the night.SO now he's fucking screaming and people are about to wake up.So we pull him into my house, now my parents were out of town so we had the house to ourselves.So were dragging him and hes screaming for help and then all the sudden my friend snaps his fucking neck.Me and my other friend were like screaming in terror.He told us to shut the fuck up and told me to pack some clothes.SO I did then we went to my other friends house and got his clothes.So then the other guy, me and my friend start to walk to his house.He gets some clothes sneaks out his window and proceeds to steal his step dads truck.We get in and get to an airport and fly to Mexico.Now here I am hiding from the American police in Mexico, on the coast sipping some coffee at an internet cafe.Much love.

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH thats the funniest thing ive ever heard in my life, im sure its cause im drunk and in a GREAT fucking mood, but damn, i love you, that was good, shit, all i remember now is a pipe going through a dude, what else happened, fuck, i love getting drunk, bye