Here are two FUCKING FUNNY VIDEOS:
http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Boar...Full_Frame.mpg <--lmfao
and
http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Rest...Full_Frame.mpg <--- OMFG LMAO
i know i know they do have real meaning BUT COME ON what was the producer tokin' on!
also i read today that this is the funniest joke in the world it was voted funniest joke:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
I Think its pretty pants imo,
Now i need your help im changing my signature what should i have?
You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes
without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: ,"Do you ever wake up tired in the morning",,
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is,
people running in fields or flying kites
or swimming in the ocean.
I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that,
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.
OR
We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio.
Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
How'd you get through it grandpa??
Oh, it was horrible Johnny,
there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.?
what one do your prefer? ;)
