i got real stoned and went to the pub, i was singing on the way.
arrived at pub and drunk untill i couldnt walk, then crawled home.
later than night i had sexual intercourse with my hand.
twas my saturday. pwned.
how about you ?
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i got real stoned and went to the pub, i was singing on the way.
arrived at pub and drunk untill i couldnt walk, then crawled home.
later than night i had sexual intercourse with my hand.
twas my saturday. pwned.
how about you ?
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That's a proper night right thurr!
I didn't do much, drank beer, smoked bud here, no one was going out:(
k thx
*takes notes*
Saturday i chilled with my g/f and smoked bud. :pimp:
Ok, get your pen and paper at the ready..
I suggest changing a hand for a woman, and the singing for a quiet mumbling lol:D
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mmkk im workin on it feller .. its not the hand by choice lol
good old miss palmer and those 5 lovely daughters tho .. what would i do with out em
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I'm in love with Pam..
.. the pa'm of me 'and!!!!:D
yeah, you dont have to wine and dine here, and she dosnt talk back at you, shes one hell of a ... hand
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You got it;)
k so what where you up too at around 6.32 pm on saturday, noverember the 12th 1993
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I actually think i was at my nan and grandad's house that day in Noverember (November) just chillin' there and whatnot, i was only 5 years old then, less than a month to go until i was six so i would have been excited! (my b'day's 3rd December;))
:thumbsup:
*takes notes*
Smoked lots of marijuana in my brand new bong. :)
i was arrested ffor murder and did 7 yearsQuote:
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Aww:D
Take notes and notes and notes! :) :) :D :D ;) ;) :stoned: :stoned: :rasta: :rasta: :pimp: :pimp: :smokin: :smokin: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :dance: :dance:
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Originally Posted by robert42
i read about you in the news papers ... robert
yes i know your name
bet you'd love to know how
Should ibe surpised... WILFRED
YES I KNOW YOUR NAME TOO!
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OMG Rob! "'e's done 42 crimes 'e 'as!" omg haha!!!! yeeeah!
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Oh we appear to be stalking each other. Is that allowed ?
:| im not ammused,, ur now on my list josh ......... ULL SUFFER :pimp:
look out of the window bobert.
IM FUCKING LOOKING COME ON!!!! LOOK OUT OF UR WINDOW......im gna pebble dash it WITH SHIT
Ok, im going to leave a golf ball sized shit on your doorstep.
and im going to kidnap your cat.
:o
TRY IT BITCHBOY lol
im gna BUM FUCK UR DOG
yea u heard
BUM FUCK
put that in ur cake and eat it!
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thats sick you fucking weirdo, you have serious issues.
i want seconds.
i smoked a blunt saturday
if u want seconds call 555-fuckadog
ken dod's dad's dog's dead.
say it 5 times proper quik, stand up spin round 3 times then jump uup and down like a maniac for a minuet.
it will make you look daft.
now i look daft