Ok heres how to make a lung

Ok since a lot of ppl dont know how to do a lung, well here is a lil draw i took the time to do coz its a fuckin kick ass method to get high as fuck with only .2

so cut a plastic bottle in 2 (2L or 1L), and tape tightly a supermarket plastic bag (must have NO holes) around the plastic bottle.

then make a hole of the same size as the bucket in the plastic cap, and fit the bucket in it. then light the weed, and while lightin it pull the bag out of the bottle so the smoke comes throught the bottle. then take out the cap and inhale!!!

there are similar versions with ice or water but its more complicated. anyway hope ya all enjoy

How to make a lung:
#1) Impregnate a woman.
#2) Wait nine months.
#3) Use a sharp knife to remove your new lungs.

hahaha. i almost died of laugh

do u have any others good jokes

1)Take a big plastic bottle as mentioned above(the bigger the better)

2)Cut off the lower part about 3-4 cms from bottom

3)That bottle probably had a lid goin with it(they do that a lot dun you think?)...cut the covering part so that you're left with a ring(the screwing part only)

4)Shape a few sheets of aluminium foil into a bowl and put some holes in the bottom with a needle(dun make them too big)

5)Stick your "bowl" through the ring you made out of the bottle lid and make sure that it won't go through all the way fallin from the other side!

6)Screw the whole thing back on the bottle

7)Pack the "bowl" with some good uknowhat

8)Take a big bucket full of water

9)Now slowly put the bottle in the bucket bottom first and gently push it in(otherwise the air being pushed out of your "bowls" holes by the water below will blow your shit out of the bowl and make for an unecessary fuss) till the whole of it but the lid is submerged

10)Light up the bowl

11)Slowly start pulling the bottle out of the water with the bowl still lit...the bottle "inhales" and is filled with smoke...pull out until only a few mms are still submerged or until you're satisfied with the quantity of smoke that's been built up in the bottle

12)Unscrew the lid and shield your lips around the lidhole...

13)Push the bottle back into the water fast while you inhale through the lidhole...

14)Find somewhere to sit or lay down asap!!! :D

lungs get you fucked

not in a literal sence but they get you stoned

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Originally Posted by OlympianBud

1)Take a big plastic bottle as mentioned above(the bigger the better)

2)Cut off the lower part about 3-4 cms from bottom

3)That bottle probably had a lid goin with it(they do that a lot dun you think?)...cut the covering part so that you're left with a ring(the screwing part only)

4)Shape a few sheets of aluminium foil into a bowl and put some holes in the bottom with a needle(dun make them too big)

5)Stick your "bowl" through the ring you made out of the bottle lid and make sure that it won't go through all the way fallin from the other side!

6)Screw the whole thing back on the bottle

7)Pack the "bowl" with some good uknowhat

8)Take a big bucket full of water

9)Now slowly put the bottle in the bucket bottom first and gently push it in(otherwise the air being pushed out of your "bowls" holes by the water below will blow your shit out of the bowl and make for an unecessary fuss) till the whole of it but the lid is submerged

10)Light up the bowl

11)Slowly start pulling the bottle out of the water with the bowl still lit...the bottle "inhales" and is filled with smoke...pull out until only a few mms are still submerged or until you're satisfied with the quantity of smoke that's been built up in the bottle

12)Unscrew the lid and shield your lips around the lidhole...

13)Push the bottle back into the water fast while you inhale through the lidhole...

14)Find somewhere to sit or lay down asap!!! :D

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dude i did that today with a friend damn its fun and it works good to

i like that way better to the bag i think u can get more smoke but the bag was is alot faster for a few hits

i must agree homies.i can handle my drugs but after i hit the three liter gravity bong thats what we call em here in east la i was more stoned than ive ever been.i highly recommend trying this out.for reals you will be fuckin high

man i just explained how to make a bucket in the recreational section! the once you go glass you never go back thread.
waste of time. :stoned: check it out if you want though! :thumbsup:

or you could:

1. cut a two liter in half.
2. With the top part of the bottle( with the cap ) place it in a big thing of water. bucket whatever.
3. place alluminum in bowl and punture holes. put weed in.
4. Light bowl while pulling the top part of the two liter slowly out of the water. But make sure that the bottle is still in the water just a little bit!! you dont wnat to smoke to exscape.
5. take the alluminum off and suck! Just make sure not to suck too hard or water will get in your mouth.

Ok yea it's the same thing as what this person ahead of me said but i think i just explained it a little bit easier, thats all. This does suck your weed down, but you wont believe what a massive hit you'll get!!!

you dont need the cap but you can use it., i dont and it works the same. you may burn your fingers but i dont. well i've been burned on my hands quite a few times before pretty badly so it doesnt really hurt anymore. lol

Buckets and lungs. That brings back memories... One time me and a friend stole a lung from a hospital, and kept it in a bucket. Good times.

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Originally Posted by DanseMacabre

Buckets and lungs. That brings back memories... One time me and a friend stole a lung from a hospital, and kept it in a bucket. Good times.

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hahaha that would be fucked! did you give it a name?

Yes, Lungy, we called it Ralph.

put it on ebay and see how much you get for it!

Well, that's not possible. It died. Okay, that's a lie. It was already dead.

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Well, that's not possible. It died. Okay, that's a lie. It was already dead.

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aww fuck! :sadcrying

Dance, baby, dance.. Everything will be okay.

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Just make a gravity bong, don't fuck around with a 'lung.'

shit...just roll a jay

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