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i have this clay pot i made in 6th grade, about 1.5 feet tall. it would make the tightest bong, problem: its a centerpiece on the table in our dining room. i want to take it without my parents wondering where the fuck it went. anyone got an idea? an elusive plan?
Sometime when there out tell them you broke it and threw it away.
a ithought about that. they are gone now, in las vegas, and will be home tommorrow night. my grandpa is home though and he is always here, constantly watching tv, which is right by the diinndidnd g room. so i have to fake breakingit somehow.
...go to wal mart and buy one that looks similar in material and bust it and clean it up and throw it away, put the real one in your room somewhere...if your parents ask you were running to answer the phone or the door or something and you tripped and broke it and your sorry blah blah blah...if they don't believe you the proof is in the trash...
LOL
just dont your parents you made it and you want it
lol i know what you meant...but when you sober up, maybe even get some sleep read that back to yourself >.>Quote:
Originally Posted by rastabill89
yeah just take it, i mean it is yours
wat kind of wierd family puts a pot from 6th grade as a centerpiece on their table...thats...wierd.
shutup man. that thing is awesome looking.
i didnt mean to insult you, i just find it wierd...calm down, im sure it looks greatQuote:
Originally Posted by passit420
ya it does. *dries tears* look great *begins laughing at thought of anything i did i 6th grade looking decent*. my parents put it there as one of those parental motivation techniques:"hey mom, look what i made in art class" mom looks at it and frowns because it looks like shit "o honey, you are so artistic, i mean wow. what is it?" they have left it there ever since.
haha thats funny...but yeah dude, just steal it, and say "i didnt want that piece of shit on the table anymore it was embarrasing"Quote:
Originally Posted by passit420
then u got urself a bong
i already have a glass bong, but this thing works great. it has a chamber that is huge , an has the perfect shape. 9iwish i had a camera. all i need is a huge bowl, any suggestions?
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Originally Posted by passit420
Drill it to fit the bowl from your glass bong.
the bowl from my glass bong is mostly broken. i have a stem on the new one, just need a big ol' bowl.
foil allways works, but dont want to make that a permanent thing
foil is just as bad as aluminum..if not worse cause i think it "melts" whatever u want to call it faster
by foil i meant aluminum foil, and i know its bad, which is why i said dont make it a permanent thingQuote:
Originally Posted by lizka4200
i'ts not about the melting point or it's density..it's about the chemical vapor it gives off when it is burned, doesn't matter what you do or how long your burn it either, because even just a regular ligh ter is enough to give off the fumes, and a cherry ona cigarette/joint/bowl/sweet is even hotter than the lighter flame (actually a cherry burns at around 2k degrees where i'm sure the f lame on a lighter burns at less than 1k degrees.Quote:
Originally Posted by nickx760
^ wtf is the difference from smoking out of tin foil, or wrapping your hunters stew in it and tossing it on the fire...not saying its not bad for you, but if its such common knowlege youd think that the hundreds of summer camps all around america would stop doing that...i duno just a thought
just say u think it looks gay as hell and its stupid and ur getting made fun of and theyll be like o shit we're fools and then that shit is urs
Dude, I say say you were making food or something and when you put it on the table you tipped it and it smashed. If you really want to you can get an identical pot and smash it and put it in the garbage, but i would be too lazy. Could you draw a diagram of the pot or something? Need a bowl, go to the hardware store!
^i hope that helps :p
Try this:
Tell your parents you want the pot to make a bong to smoke some mids. Simple enough. Im sure theyll understand and hey, maybe theyll smoke a bowl with you too.
^sounds like a good plan, i will tell you how it goes
Kill your grandpa.