An Adventure with the Footbong

So I am waiting to smoke yesterday.. and I think that I want to make a bong. I don't have a bottle. So I start rummaging through my desk, and see this toy football thing that was given away at our school. I think, "Can I make a bong out of this?" So I do.

I smoke with a buddy of mine, and he's very skeptical of if it is going to work or not. I am inwardly not sure how it was going to work. So we smoke out of it... and I can definately say that it is the best smoking device that I've ever smoked out of. There's not much of a chamber, but there's just the right amount of water. It is more like a waterpipe, I guess... but I was pretty amazed after toking out of it.

This sucker is going to stay around for a long time!

I cant focus with Marisa Miller back there.

nice.

cool now you can play football and smoke at the same time :)

Haha, now that's pretty cool man. Some people fail to understand that smoking out of your own homemade devices is half of the culture! Keep being creative, MacGuyver smokers.

NICE!

Although I tried the pop can method of making a bowl and I don't really like it it's the creativity on this one. I was thinking about making a big ass bong out of a Juicy Juice bottle or a 3 liter of Faygo. Just don't know if it'll be wise for my "hiding". I am moving down in the basement though so things are going to get easier with my smoking.

Nice..can I order one online?

Faygo? Psychopathic records fan? I love Twiztid, ICP, ABK (to a lesser extent), etc. I forget if KMK is signed to that label or not, but I'm a fan of them too. But then again, I'm into too much music to keep up with.

Coke can bowls. I've made dozens along with the infamous apple pipe back when I first started. Used to light apple bowls in the shower haha good times.

Kottonmouth Kings are signed under their own independent label SUBURBAN NOIZE

Psychopathic Recordz - The Artists I Like

:Twiztid:
:ICP: (even the old school InnerCity Posse)
:ABK:
:Esham:
2 Live Krew (or formerly Psychopathic)
Tech N9ne
Dark Lotus
Madrox
Monoxide
Lars

Unpsychopathic Recordz - Psychopathic Family Artists

:WOODPILE:
:LAWST:
:Lan C:

SUBURBAN NOIZE - Artists I like

:Kottonmouth Kings:
:Grand Vanacular: <--YOu can find him spitting verse on "Size of an Ant" Track 18 on the High Society L.P.
:Tha Judge:
:Kingspade: <--Richter and D-Loc from the KMK's.

Size of An Ant is one of my favorite KMK tracks. I assume Grand Vanacular is the one talking about psilocybin.

I don't know haha. I can understand half of what he says.

He's the one that closes that song. He is probably speaking of it yes. Grand Vanacular is the intelligent intellect derived from photosynthesis. His flow is the MOST UNIQUE I have ever seen, and his style is just uncorrupt. He doesn't need to rhyme and he has indulged deep into the artform or recreation and lifestyle uses of substances to enhance this game called life.

www.myspace.com/subnoize - Kronik / Judge D.

www.myspace.com/stdzrus - Kronik / Judge D.

The song fits me. Knee deep since Age 14..kinda..more like 9.

-Opens LimeWire- I need more music anyway. :cool:

Haha me and you are long lost twins man!

Or maybe were both just stoners. But I opened Limewire to get Size of An Ant SECONDS before reading this.

I lost my Kottonmouth Kings CD's.

I had High Society - Hidden Stash 2 <--both 2 of the 3 greatest CD's ever created by them--> Rollin Stoned - BUMP E.P.

Either they got too scratched up, Or i just lost em.

-Sigh- Grand Vanacular search returns one song. Can ya guess which one? KMK - Size of An Ant.

I looked at Amazon.com for a track listing (hidden stash 2)- Surprisingly (to me anyway) I haven't heard most of those. Life Rolls On is a great song, though.

Yeah that sucks too because I had to buy the Grand Vanac CD Cerebral *something* I forget haha i have to look at it. If I even have it. Lemme go smoke and shit..look for it I might be back. Might go play some video games I don'w yet. I'm living life on the edge.

Hey lat I found some songs online.. I thin haven't tried them yet http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/musi...ml#artist_name

Well, this thread is officially jacked.

7hr34d j4clc3rz 4 lyfe!!!!

OOps haha

Found somebody new..Feeling it..starts off I was about to change it But I like it now.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page...?bandID=394791

Be right back, I'm gonna boot Windows. I can't figure out how to play any songs on that site.

Okay I'm on Winblows now, and I still can't figure out how to play them. (First site)

By the way, Walmart had just about every flavor except peach. They had grape, etc, etc, etc.

Flavor of .. blunt? Faygo?

ANd click PLAY HI FI

do you have AIM bro?

Flavor of Gatorade.

Yeah, AIM = oblique method. I have to add you, though - "block all except buddylist".

My AIM is my username.

Sign on. :P

Oh yeah I had to go smoke another bowl..I'm fucking baked.