I introduced my Dad and Uncle to Salvia last weekend.

I introduced my Dad and Uncle to Salvia last weekend. My uncle took a big dose of 20x and for his first time, he couldn't handle his drugs. I kept telling 'em about it and they thought it was a joke. Legal trash. So when he smoked he didn't know what to expect... I tried to warn them but they were stubborn and wouldn't listen, thinking that they have all the experience in the world. My uncle tried to fool us by freaking out as a joke... it was funny when it actually kicked in a few seconds late. His tongue hangs out his mouth and his eyes stare black towards my dad but still to the side as if he was looking at a tiny little demon on his shoulder. He calls out my dads name once, twice, and finally he no longer can form words... he is completly lost within his own world but immobile through out the entire trip. When he came back he said FUCK THAT SHIT and went to bed.


Needless to say, afterwards we all laughed are asses off. Even harder then you'd think! afterall we had to stifle our laughter through out his trip, eh?

My dad, though shocked when he first tried it, was able to handle himself extremely well. He could smoke tons and trip his ass off yet still be able to communicate normally. While me, I can speak basically but still without studdering and shit. It amazes me, his ability to control his trip... He trips alot now and hasn't had a bad trip ever. Crazy old fuck.

Haha that's sweet!

I introduced my boss and my co worker to Salvia.

They are definitely looking forward to it.

And I was talking to a girl at work who did it before.

It's getting big.

I know. Too big. Pretty soon, I suspect that something will be done about this "Horrible evil Marijuana alternative" soon. I believe it'll go something like this... Some guy in office will annouce that Salvia is the "new" LSD and that it is the most dangerous drug in America. And then boom, everyone suddenly finds Salvia to be exceedingly the most dangerous drug IN THE WORLD and that it will corrupt the youth and then it will be banned. Damn, that sucks!

I am going to shut up now.

I never thought about it like that.

</salvia>

:( Drug policies make me sad.

i agree man. i fear salvia's legal status is going to be ended soon. lots of people are starting to try it. just wait until one dood freaks out and dies from it... :(

fuck the DEA! tryin to illegalize everything now. next... nutmeg!

yea... i think that pakalolo is just help to express your self freely, and its ieleagle,

1.cheap:check
2.legal:check
3.good trip:check
buy a freezer or something and buy a lot of salvia (cheap) put it in the freezer.next is its probably going to turn illegal in the next 1-3 years so you'll have a giant stock in your freezer :D .plus the trip due to the smoke of salvia is a really good alternative to marijuana.so buy salvia today while its cheap!!!(too bad we were too late to do that with weed) :p

No one ever takes salvia seriously until they try it. I was one of those, hell, I'd dropped 20 hits of acid, shot coke, meth, herion, no fucking way a legal herb was gonna fuck with me. Yeah, right! That shit ain't no joke. It isn't all that much fun, but it is very much the real deal.

Yeah it's funny when I talk to people about it.

They either have the assumption that 1. You smoke it, so it's bad. But people smoke cigarettes right? or 2. It's legal piece of shit. BULLSHIT. Try it.

I like to watch people trip balls that don't believe in it.

lmfao, yah salvia seems pretty fucking cool. (NOT AN AD!!!!) go to www.salviasupply.com they have 1oz of dried leaves for 14 bucks. Im so glad its legal. I think im going to order like 2 oz and make a whole shit load of joints. I cant wait. On saliasupply they have 4 vids of people trippin on it. And some quotes like "the tree bark was crawling up my arm, i was becoming the tree" lmfao.

i think its kinda weird how little is known about it , like its a plant but the government doesnt know about it. imagine if once they found out about we figure out its competely horrible for you, ya never know ive already heard of a kid who got a seizure from it although he was epileptic

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Originally Posted by lardman

lmfao, yah salvia seems pretty fucking cool. (NOT AN AD!!!!) go to www.salviasupply.com they have 1oz of dried leaves for 14 bucks. Im so glad its legal. I think im going to order like 2 oz and make a whole shit load of joints. I cant wait. On saliasupply they have 4 vids of people trippin on it. And some quotes like "the tree bark was crawling up my arm, i was becoming the tree" lmfao.

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Ew..the joints really aren't going to work. Chew on them. The trip will last longer. Unless they are dried leaves..and yeah you said dry leaves. Um. Don't smoke joints that's not hot enough..smoke some bowls man. out of the hookah.

You gotta smoke that shit (pref with a torch lighter) through water, 'cuz it makes it a lot easier to hold in the hit. A joint won't work. It's too much to smoke, doesn't burn hot enough, and the smoke is going to be rough as hell.

Wow, I am deffinetley getting some salvia.

would it be legal/allowed to smoke 20x exstract os valsia at work seeing at it legal?

would it be vied just like ciggerette?

chisme, Why the fuck would you want astral travel during work?

Are you mad?

Yeah dude, don't smoke that shit at fucking work! People doing things like that are what gets drugs made illegal. But still, if you wanna it's probably not a good idea, because most employers consider being intoxicated in any way to be the same thing, whether you're high, drunk, tweaked, or tripping, and that's not a good thing.

Alchohol's legal. But i dont "normally" see people drinkin on the job :p

salvia is not legal to smoke and inhale directly into your body, thus when u buy it, it is for incense purposes only.

I hate all of you (except the ones who said respect it!) you all are the reason its going to be scheduled, hey oh well its a "legal alternative to marijuana" right? Dumb asses, that's all I have to say, and to the dude who was gonna smoke it at work. Good idea that way when your boss walks in and finds you scared shitless because you just left the fucking universe, that's when i'm gonna laugh.

Salvia Divinorum has been a divination tool for a long time, it will kill you if you fuck with it like that. I'm not joking, I have been learning with Salvia for a long time, it has helped me a lot so far. I have been beyond the limits of the universe, Salvia is one of the most amazing drugs I've ever done. I think it might be the reset switch for your brain too, which is amazing because it could be the cure for addiction like it was in me.


If you dont believe anything that I've said then try it for yourself but just respect it and you'll be fine. Just don't hold on to anything from this reality, because if you try and bring something like nervousness through to the other side with salvia, it can end up fucking you up in the head.

So, what you're saying is, smoke it safe, dont smoke it like weed right? (Please dont yell at me)

what does smoke it safe mean?
how do u smoke something safely?

Well, whenever i smoke pot, everybody else quits like, "ok im done, i can't handle anymore" and im always like "Sit down, we still have more bud!"

Thats not safely. I smoke as much as i can in one sitting. Doing that with salvia is, how i hear it, not such a great idea.

oo i still dont get what u mean by smoking sfaely....u cant OD on pot so the amount u smoke doesnt really make a diff u stop getting high after a certain point

NO, i know that! I'm talking about smoking salvia as if it was weed! If i got a hold of some salvia, i know i would smoke it all up and from what that guy said earlier that doesnt seem like such a great idea.

only way to smoke salvia is in a glass bong with a butane torch lighter, get the extract something like 10X or higher and take one nice big hit and blow it out slowly after about 30 seconds, then you will leave earth for a trip you never thought imaginable

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Originally Posted by 420purplehaze420

only way to smoke salvia is in a glass bong with a butane torch lighter, get the extract something like 10X or higher and take one nice big hit and blow it out slowly after about 30 seconds, then you will leave earth for a trip you never thought imaginable

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Exactly, but what I mean by be safe is dont be on the roof of a sky scraper or be sorting through your knife collection when your gonna do it. Alot of people underestimate it and they try it for the first time when they're not in the right setting. Also you should do it with a butane lighter for full effects, a joint wont do SHIT, except make you feel weird. Also dont smoke it like weed as in dont try to take 20 hits, ONE HIT WILL FUCK YOU UP! I had two hits of 35X and I was gone, I was not here (in existence) anymore.

I dont mean to sound like some asshole, but if you play it safe then we can all enjoy it for a while longer, if you abuse it and get yourself killed and they make it illegal then you ruin it for the rest of us. So do, and have fun, but for the love of god BE SAFE!

The only thing that makes drugs illegal is irresponsibility, and racism but thats another topic.

I warned 'em. Not my fault they're stubborn.

It's going to get illegalized anyway.

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Originally Posted by The News

A dangerous drug known as Salvia Divinorum is gaining popularity among underage individuals across the globe. Its users report that it "takes them out of this world" for a short amount of time. Psychologist and drug expert Lay Mass says that the high, or "trip" as it is described by the drug underground, temporarily subjects the user to a state resembling psychosis. As this harmful drug has no beneficial medical uses, and its recreational usage is quickly gaining popularity, officials say that it is time to put an end to the legal state of Salvia Divinorum. Ignor Rantbich reporting.

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Hasn't happened yet, but it will. ;)

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Originally Posted by lateralus

It's going to get illegalized anyway.Hasn't happened yet, but it will. ;)

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Originally Posted by CocaCola

I introduced my Dad and Uncle to Salvia last weekend. My uncle took a big dose of 20x and for his first time, he couldn't handle his drugs. I kept telling 'em about it and they thought it was a joke. Legal trash. So when he smoked he didn't know what to expect... I tried to warn them but they were stubborn and wouldn't listen, thinking that they have all the experience in the world. My uncle tried to fool us by freaking out as a joke... it was funny when it actually kicked in a few seconds late. His tongue hangs out his mouth and his eyes stare black towards my dad but still to the side as if he was looking at a tiny little demon on his shoulder. He calls out my dads name once, twice, and finally he no longer can form words... he is completly lost within his own world but immobile through out the entire trip. When he came back he said FUCK THAT SHIT and went to bed.


Needless to say, afterwards we all laughed are asses off. Even harder then you'd think! afterall we had to stifle our laughter through out his trip, eh?

My dad, though shocked when he first tried it, was able to handle himself extremely well. He could smoke tons and trip his ass off yet still be able to communicate normally. While me, I can speak basically but still without studdering and shit. It amazes me, his ability to control his trip... He trips alot now and hasn't had a bad trip ever. Crazy old fuck.

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:thumbsup: wAY TO GO! I have tried to convince my mom to smoke Salvia with me...i was like..hey mom..(pointing to erowid.org) says here that it can help you improve as a person! she's like..oh! thats the last thing i'd want to do. I was shocked. She actually said she was not interested in self improvement. :what:
Anyway yeah, I have had very little success getting the zombies to smoke so I really enjoyed reading your post. :stoned:

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Originally Posted by lateralus

It's going to get illegalized anyway.Hasn't happened yet, but it will. ;)

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Knew it. But to bad that they are wrong about the underage kid thing, because from what I believe, Salvia isn't generally sold to minors... and also it isn't harmful at all. You'd have to be a fucking unstable person to actually flip out. I mean, a bad trip usually leaves you on your ass,... not leaves you with a desire for suicide or death or other radical ideas. And unstable people should just stick to one type of drug... legal perscription drugs.

But yeah, ok... Salvia is outta here now because all the kids are harming themselfs with this "drug". A plant which was used for what exactly? Oh yeah... medicinal use. No, I think it has more to do the fact that they don't make any money on Salvia. This "alternate pot" has gotta go!

And thanks Euphoric :thumbsup:

you can say im crazy or stupid or whatever , but i guess that ive took
just about everything a human can take and pot is all i want...i guess if
your still 15 or 16 and still doin' the "experimenting" thing..

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Originally Posted by CocaCola

Knew it. But to bad that they are wrong about the underage kid thing, because from what I believe, Salvia isn't generally sold to minors... and also it isn't harmful at all. You'd have to be a fucking unstable person to actually flip out. I mean, a bad trip usually leaves you on your ass,... not leaves you with a desire for suicide or death or other radical ideas. And unstable people should just stick to one type of drug... legal perscription drugs.

But yeah, ok... Salvia is outta here now because all the kids are harming themselfs with this "drug". A plant which was used for what exactly? Oh yeah... medicinal use. No, I think it has more to do the fact that they don't make any money on Salvia. This "alternate pot" has gotta go!

And thanks Euphoric :thumbsup:

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Well I made the whole news thing up. Couldn't ya tell from Lay Mass and Ignor Rantbich?!

It'll still be that way though...

Damnit laterlus. I was starting to get all smart like, hey, i could buy a shitload of this and sell it when its illegal in a few months :p. O well, i'm still buying some.

I read through it again, now i feal like a dumbass haha