How dirty is your mind?

Answers are at the bottom

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

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ANSWERS:

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1. a dentist

2. a wedding ring

3. peanut butter

4. chewing gum

5. an elevator

6. a nose

7. a newspaper boy

8. a glove

9. a crane

10. a toothbrush, of course!

THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND LEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMENATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN............................................... ..........









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What were you thinking? You PERVERT!

lmao!! that was funny. lola do you just surf the net all day? lmao xx

peace gurl

ps my mind is too dirty for this kind of site hehehehe i think ill go flush my self out lmao :P

that is so fuckin funny...
omfg...lol...lmfao

send me some links where you get this
shit from...if ya dont care

peace :cool:

hahahahah you want my secret links? Come get it;) just teasing u babes sure i will send it to u:)

that is so damn clever

~lol~ :D Lola babe,,,,,,you're the bestest "post-whore" I ever had the pleasure of chatting to ;) . Keep it up girlfriend,
Ciao Babes :) XXX :)

hahaha omg another good one babe. lol i didnt get any of those right lol go figure

hahaha thats cool.How do you come up with this shit?

hahahahhaha, Shit i just do pops up and pooooooooooof:D

What has no teeth, a long shaft, a plastic hat, and doesn't make a noise?



A witch...




Who can't talk...








Because she's giving fellatio to SATAN!!!!!!!!! \m/

what goes in dry, comes out wet and can give 2 people satisfaction.






a teabag.

You do know what tea-baging is, right? :p
When a guy gets his nuts sucked by someonme? By your description, this could still work (one testicle per girl...or guy. Whatever floats your boat)

round here if someone passes out wit mouth open at a party they get a tea bag: u dip ur nuts in their mouth and take a picture. funny as hell the next day. i never don this personally cause lord knows tha last thing i need now is another felony, but my friends have.

i got more, a ball-cuzzi, same consept as a jacuzzi kinda, u fill a glass wit water and put a straw in it, dip ur nuts in an let ur girl blow bubbles.

a hoodini is when ur taxin a girl from behind and when its almost time, you pull out n spit on here back, she turns aroud to ask if u came and u give her a fat load in the eye.


i know i kinda ran on the t-bag subject but i couldnt help myself. maby ill put tha rest in the sexuality forum