HOLY SHITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS CRAZY!

or at least i think it is... Here is my story....

I have been in San Francisco for the last two weeks, smoking some of the best pot ever! I got home today and as my mother was picking me up at the airport (I am 16) I got a call from my friend (We'll call him Satan's Penis). Here is a record of the telophone conversation:

Satan's Penis: Hey Man, you back in town yet?
Me: Ya man I just got in the car with my mom. Whats up?
SP: YA dude I just got a 1/4 of some of the best shit around!
( In Aside )
[/I]The volume of my cell phone was up so my mother could have
easily heard him.[/I]
Me: Oh really thats great! (CLICK)

( PART 2 TO COME SOON!) im so stoned right now!!!!!!!!!!

We got back to my house and I called Satan's Penis back. WE talked and he said that three of my other friends ( whom we shall call Mr. Orange, Mr. Brown, and Pepe) were all going over to Luigi's house. Then I called Mario and told him we were going to Luigis but that he could come. So we all got here and the pot finally showed. It was alright but coming from seeing some of the finest shit out there, it was ok. WE waited till we thought his mom had gone to bed. We went outside and started tokin. This was some gooooood shit! WE were really really stoned and I was making a gravity bong in the bathtub, they had gone out to smoke another bowl. I heard a faint call for Luigi's name and thought little of it until exactly 3.569798 seconds later I realized she was going to come down here. HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS IS IT!!! I ran to the door and opened it whispering as loud as I could and I said "Dude your mom is coming!", then from about 15.374 feet away I heard "Damn right here comes your mom!"

So he we were all of them had there shirts off except me, since I was inside. She looked at Luigi straight in his bloodshot eyes, he was VERY VERY noticeablly (sp?) stoned straight to the damn moon. She just stared sat there and stared at us. Here is the conversation:

Mother Superiour: What were you boys doing?
Luigi: Uhh... we were uhh..... just walking around. (While completley avoiding her gaze.)
MS: OH really???
MR. Orange: Yes mam we were jsut walking around...
Me: Ya except me I was a good boy and stayed here. (At this point I knew we were caught.)
MS: Yes yes you were good.
L: We were jsut going to go and walk around. Honest.
( At this point she just started staring at all of us, long and hard, it was the most intense thing ever!)
MS: Were you going to go jump into the neighboorhood pool?
(WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after several seconds of stunned silence)
Luigi, Satans Penis, Mr. Brown Pepe, and Mr. Orange all at once: UHH YEAH YEAH WE WERE!
MS: Well it is closed you guys.
( Luigi is still avoiding her look very obviously)
MS: Why wont you look at me Luigi? Hmm?
L: I just feel bad.
MS: Well you should, you could get in big trouble. You boys should not do something like that, it is very bad.
In Unison: Were sorry, we were just messing around.
MS: Yes I know but jsut dont go out of the house ok?
All of us: Yes mam sorry.


WHAT THE FUCK! IS that not the wierdest thing you have ever read? If it isnt then sorry. I hope you enjoyed it, it was quite a rush!

that was kind of weird i remember i was in my house one day ages ago when i was meant to be at school but me and my friend went to my house as we had a half oz each and we started doing bong hits after a while we put the bong hidden but i left my gear out then i heard someone come up the stairs i thought it was my sister coz she had no job then when "she" got to the top landing i put my hand on my gear and my doar opend and in walked my stepdad:)

marinef22, that story was a riot...you bad boys...sometimes parent's are clueless, aren't they? You guys started trippin over nothing! Ha,ha...here's 2 of mine:
1st one
Mom: MARY!! What is that smell? (she's downstairs)

Me: It's incense, mom! (in my room, puffing)

Mom: Oh, OK, just be careful with the lighter...I don't want you to burn the house down.
2nd one
It's 3:30 AM, I am just dragging my ass home from Woodstock or Rooney Fest (I can't remember which it was). I am stoned and tripping...I feel like Alice In Wonderland, everything around me is tiny, I feel huge. I just want to be left alone and chill. Of course, my mom comes downstairs....ahhhh.

Mom: Well, did you have fun? (She looks tiny, I feel like my head is touching the ceiling.)

Mary: Yeah, it was a blast.

Mom: Did you take Jess home?

Mary: Jess? (Realize Jess is my friend who I just dropped off at his house)

Mary: Yep.

Mom: So, tell me, Mary, what those dirty hippies doing? Were they drinking beer...I bet all those dirty hippies were drinking beer. (BEER?!!!)

Mary: Some of them were.... (She looks at me sternly)

Mom: You didn't drink beer...did you Mary?!!

Mary: No, way, mom! (She smiles at me)

Mom: Oooh, I knew you didn't...you're a good girl, Mary. Good night, sweety.

lmfao, hahahahhahahahaha mama thats funny:D

This is always what I'd say to my mother. " Mom stop bothering me please, I'm stoned and you are trying to make me feel bad with your negative attitude. Would you rather I be loud and drunk, or would you rather have me nice, quiet, happy, and peaceful. I am a good son and there is nothing wrong with getting high every now and then, just like you enjoy a few glasses of wine every so often. When I am sober, you can talk to me and explain why you think marijuana is evil, but not right now because I just want to relax and have a goodnight. Thanks mom. Love you!" If you try and hide it from your parents you are acting like you are guilty of doing something wrong. And they most likely think it's wrong in the first place so you are just supporting their belief. Do you think smoking cannabis is a bad thing? If not, then stop acting like it is. If you are responsible with the rest of your life then it will be a lot easier for your parents to understand. But if you are getting into trouble a lot, doing crappy in school, and smoking cannabis excessively then you don't have any real proof that it's not all the fault of cannabis. And your parents will think it is. Kids need to get smart and everyone needs to be more open about their use of cannabis, for people to start accepting it more.

well i havnt ever told my mum i was stoned but when they found my bong-bottle connector and she asked me if i thought it was allright i said of course

ahh ur soo wize sawleaf

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ahh ur soo wize sawleaf

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What? I don't think I'm wise, just honest.

true...yeah last year i started smokin alot ditchin school to smoke with my freinds who lived 2 blocks from school,,grades came down additude was bad and everything else was going wrong.,.,.then relized it wasnt worth getting into trouble and not being able to go out and do what i wanted to do when i wanted to do it.,.,.so i changed hte habbit and everything is well.

one time my mom found ashes in the sink and my moms like why does it smell like smoke and there are ashes in the sink, im like "mom i was just lighting matches, for no reason. then the nexrt night i was conversing with my dad and he kept asking me questions, after i just smoked weed and he asked me wut did u do today. i said "dad i cant think right now, im really tired ok?" hes like "sounds to me like your really stoned." after that i was up an at em. i talked for him for about an hour while i was fucked and he didnt even knoiw!

Yea, I think that luigi's mom just said the neighborhood pool because she did not want to address the real issue when the kid had friends over. She probably couldnt think of what to do.

Myself, well my parents found a bong in my car and I said I had gotten it from a friend for free who was quitting and I thought I'd try and sell it and make money. Another time they read my aim convo and then i was just completely screwed. Since then i was out in the garage/outside smoking a couple bowls and then a cigarette, and my dad came so i ran inside and when he asked i said that i had a lone cigarette that a friend gave to me so i was just smoking it. I was completely blazed and he made me talk to him for like an hour, so much bullshit.

Lol

that's always the worst, when you're half an inch from getting booked, and your parents want to discuss it...completely ruins the high. Before I let high school (aboot 16 or 17 years old, I think (maybe)) I used to have an enormous mullet hairstyle...the kind that just poofs outwards and back-if it wasn't so straight, it'd be a kickass fro...ANYWAYS, it used to be big enough that I could hide shit in it, I could easily carry 1/8 and a couple doobs behind my ears, and my hair would cover it completely...one night, coming home from a pretty big session, my mother asked me if I had been smoking. At the time, I had a doobie behind each ear, and I had no idea what she was talking about...she lectured me for an hour about the dangers of cigarette addiction, how she couldn't quit, how she started young...the whole time, I was getting worse and worse, to the point where I couldn't even stand up on my own, and I had to lean on the kitchen counter. She finally let me go to bed, and I later found out that she had driven past my school much earlier that day, between periods. She had seen me standing (just standing! I hadn't started smoking cigs yet) in the smoking pit with my smoking friends, and assumed the worst.

I am soooooo stoned :p and this thread has been completely brilliant, :D Thanks Guys :D xxxx

DrGonzo, the whole story was funny, the part about the mullet is hysterical. lol My yearbook is full of mullets and big hair.;)

Word!

I just strait up told my dad and my stepmom that i was a stoner and i enjoyed smoking good bud every once in a while and they mainly told me as long as i do good in school and on the football field it was fine as long as i didn't smokeout my stepsisters or smoke in the house for that matter

One time, i was burning it in my house with one of my freinds becuase my parents had left somewhere far (Huron) and i didnt think that they would come back for about 6 hours. Well anyways we were sitting there watching cabin fever smoking about 7 bowls of CHRONIC!!! :confused: We were so stoned that we couldnt even turn to talk to each other. The movie was one of the scariest movie that we had ever seen with that stupid motha FUC Ker on fire and shit. Then all of a sudden as the little stupid scary music on the movie came on my dad or mom knocked on the door only 2 hours later :eek: . FuCk OH FUUCK my freind rick said. I got a bright idea to turn the stove on and burn a tortilla so that the smell will go away so i turned on the stove, but they were already in and the stove hot. my mom said what's that smell (while rick hides the pipe and weed slowly. My heart pounded, then like a real freind rick was he said he had to leave to go and wash his dishes at his house so he left. :( I turned to my mom and said the i accadentaly burned a tortilla because we were hungry. She looked at me like i was crazy she said well that doesnt smell like that its smell like u were burning something then i said oh ya, i had a leftover firecracker and i lit it but through it oiutside, then i started to stubble over the couch she said OK WHAT IT GOING ON!!!! Nothing i said, She said ok and left to her rooom. I was tripping so much that i went outside to think of what had happened. Everything was moving to much But it Felt good. NOW I WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN ESPESIALLY WITH RICK THAT LITTLE BITCH!!!

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What I dont Get it??? :confused: :confused:

Haha hes not a real friend he abandoned you.

I am pretty sure my mom doesn't really care that I smoke as long as it's not in the house or when my sister is around (the latter which I'll never do). I mean she knows I smoke weed, and she's seen me stoned many times, but she **never** told me not to actually smoke, she only told me not to smoke in the house. I still smoke in the house but only bong because it doesn't stink the place up. Joints I go out on my balcony or smoke in the park or with friends or wherever I may be.

The wierdest thing happened to me though on the weekend and it's really been bothering me. Me, my uncle, and my mom were all in my room when I was smoking my shisha pipe. My mom asked my uncle if he wants to try it and then he replied "is there any pot in it?", and my mom said no. Then he said that no, he doesn't wanna try it. Then I asked him "Maybe next time I should put pot in it?" and he's like "maybe you should". DAMN! I wanna know if he smokes weed or not!!

That sounds like a yes to me IntrepidS. You should've said "a little bit" and maybe he would've toked right there infront of your mom. That's would've rocked times ten! :D

Well I'm for sure asking him next time I see him and if he answers positivly then I'll propose that we smoke together!

yeah sometimes my mom starts jockin my shit and i gotta punch her in the throat as hard as i can..













































haha no just kiddin i dont do that but i have had to talk to her completely fucked and when its a surprise i just gotta wing it but if not i can plan it all out thats what i do and im damn good at lying.

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One time, in band camp your mom suc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

intrepidS that would be cool to smoke with your uncle (you smoking with him i mean)... i have a 4 year old nephew right now and i know that when im older and if i catch him im going to freak him out and then be like, can i have a hit..... haha, pretty much the only thing i know i want to do after the age of 20 is freak out a bunch of guys smoking pot, i have alot to look forward to, ya, well a continuation of that story at the begining...... last night we were all at a pizza parlor and Luigi's dad walked up to us and started talking about what we are going to do for the rest of the summer. While looking straight at Luigi he said, "You boys are not going to sneak out and go swimming anymore are you?" and one of my friends started laughing. He looked dead into his eyes and says sternly, "Whats so funny?" Well it freaked out my friends and now only 1 of them will smoke, how do I get the other guys to realize that there ok? I am pretty sure his parents know, (he has two older brothers), and I think they are just going to wait until they catch us with pipe in hand. Oh well, I have my ways, I won't get caught again.

im 16, damn near 17 and a junior in HS. newayz ive been smoking for about a year now, and my mom smokes weed, i kno cuzz i found her bong and one time like when i was 14 i stole her stash and smoked my first weed ever. anyway, i dont think she knows i smoke weed on a regular basis. shes seen me stoned many times before, but i hide it. the gay thing is that i know shed get pissed if she knew i smoked regularly, and she smokes herself! newayz, i got a cuple of funny stories, so here they are:

1) ok, so i call up my boy jake who's a sophomore at my old school and asked if i could buy a 5 and if he'd match. he agreed so i went over there, and he showed me his homemade gravity bong made outta a bucket, a dr pepper 1 liter bottle and a bolt for the bowl. so this was my first time ever hitting a gravity bong, but not wanting 2 seem like a pussy i took one of the hugest goddamn hits ive ever taken in my life. long story short, i choked like a muthafucka. i coughed, even drooled all over his garage. i was SOOOO fuckin stoned after 2 bowls outta that thing. anyways, i went home higher than shit and my mom was like, r u stoned? i was like no, then i turned around too avoid bustiing up laughing.

2) a cuple of days ago my friend spotted me a 50 and i called my boy eric up cuzz he got a new glass bong. his brother had a sweet zong. neway, i drove so he came in my car and my other buds were already in it and eric took the bong n we drove into the city. we took phatty hits off the bong for like 2 hours just drivin and takin hits until we smoked my whole 50. i was so blazed i was driving like shit, and i turned the wrong fuckin way on a 1 way street that was like 5 lanes wide!!! i almost hit 4 cars headon, and there was even a cop! i got lucky as fuck cuzz i turned around and just drove off, the cop didnt even giva fuck. thank god, cuzz my car was hotboxed, n wen i rolled down the window he wouldve gotta good shotgun toke for himself.

I remember when i got caught....i got away with so much. It all started at my friends house, i came over we got stoned on some killer kind bud...it was awesome. So them my other friend came to his house and we were havin a blast, we were all gunna go to the mall and i was stayin the night, i just bought a quarter from his mom and she said she could take us to the mall and pick us up...so i called my house and informed my mom of all this...she said ok just dont go out when you get home...i cagreed. 10 minutes later we were rolling a fat joint for at the mall and my mom called, I WAS CLEANING OUT YOUR DRAWERS...WHAT WAS IN THE PILL BOTTLE I FOUND?? allready ebing stoned, i said uhhhhhhh i dunno..."WELL WHAT WAS IT???" uhhhhhh i dunno "GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!!" So i rode home and walked into my room, she was sitting on my bed, so what was it? you know what it was mom....she said no, tell me i wanna hear you say it....i said you know what it was...well long story short she did the i cant beleive you thing and all this, i told her it was my first time ever trying it and that i got it from a kid named "Nick" (which didnt exist)....so i went to my dads the next day...he brought it all up...then he said the thing that dissapoints me most, is that you got caught. HAHA, ive allready smoked with him a bunch now...its awesome

Back when I had 2C-I, my mom came downstairs because I had my music turned up too loud. I managed to talk her into going back to bed even though I was seeing flowers and vines growing off of her pajamas.

When she was gone, I promptly resumed rolling around on the floor, giggling.

haha i fucking love the invisible friend trick

Mum : Well where the hell did you get this from?
Me : Umm...uh my friend....john...gave it to me.
Mum : Well if i meet this john boy i shall be having sharp words with him!

classic

This is one hell of a trippy thread, hahahahahahahahahaha.