Flanimals

Has anyone every seen an ADULT MERNIMBLER.

It eats everything it sees and dies of chronic indigestion.

Approximate height: 14cm

CLUNGE AMBLER

This sweaty little waddle-gimp shuffles around trying to cuddle things. He is weird and smells, so is constantly being beaten up and buried. He never learns his lesson and always tries to find and cuddle the Flanimal that buried him. The Flanimal usually buries him again.

Approximate height: 9cm

GRUNDIT

Staggers around half-witted and grumpy, trying to start trouble. Its favourite hobby is using the Puddloflaj as a form of transport, but it always falls off, causing the bumps on its head. Luckily the brain is too small to be affected.

Approximate height: 6.5cm.

PUDDLOFLAJ

Cowardly wobbler that spends its days avoiding the Grundit. The Puddloflaj looks like a useless fat blob. It actually doesn't have an ounce of fat on it - it's water retention. In fact it's nearly 100% water, sort of like filling a balloon from a tap. Baby Puddloflaj can be used as water bombs.

Approximate height: 8cm.

MUNTY FLUMPLE

This little dough-brained chump mijlet likes everything. It wanders around and stares at things, instantly falling in love. It will stand staring for days until the Flanimal it is staring at moves away. If it falls in love with a Glonk, it is there forever.

Approximate height: 6cm

I'm going to post in this thread out of pity.

HONK

Moley squit that sleeps all day, until for no reason it makes the loudest noise on the planet, causing its nose to trumpet up to fifty times normal size. It then falls to the floor exhausted and fast asleep.

Approximate height: 4.5cm

They are from Ricky Gervais' book Flanimals,

I think they are pretty cool and funny,

Ricky was great in the Office.

wtf are you doing?
:(

what does it look like i'm doing,

fu<k off you freak

Emperor, what was your user name here before you got banned?

dude 7 threads in 1 day man your gettin more annyoing then wooman

you can guess and I promise I will tell you if you are right,

I think I'm on my third account,

I'm not sure, I stopped coming for a while once.

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Originally Posted by rastabill89

dude 7 threads in 1 day man your gettin more annyoing then wooman

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I think he's equally as annoying as thewooman.............. I think we're on to something, Lol

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Originally Posted by Emperor

you can guess and I promise I will tell you if you are right,

I think I'm on my third account,

I'm not sure, I stopped coming for a while once.

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I'm not gonna play fucking guessing games with you, you asshole.

I know 'Rasta' but my parents only give me back the telephone wire yesterday,

they snipped it with scissors,

now I have to connect the four coloured wires together on one end and line up the other four wires on the other end with the ordinary telephone to get it to go into the wall socket,

I'm just bored,

I have a Tech-Forum and this forum that I only ever post on, no were else.

is there no setting for Ghostoker to ignore my posts and not have them displayed on his side, if he feels so strongly about it.

well, go back, and send me my $45 back nobiee
:(((((

tylerkane

lick my left butt cheek

tylerkane

lick my right butt cheek

lmfao, i like honk..

awww, emperors mommy cut the telephone cord???

these guys...i think i saw em on a trip once...

flaming animals...

do you have lots of acne emperor??? dont worry, when you pass the pre-teen stage, you might even get hair on your nuts!

thought emperor is a good band

no i'm 24 years old,

but an umemployed 24 year old at that,

I don't blame them they have to pay for it but I know how to pull on their heart strings, like we all do.

holy shit dude, you have a pretty pathetic life, sittin on your computer cuz you got no job at 24, you conect to the net w/ a broken phone cord just to post the STUPDEST shit on a forum, youve been banned twice because of it, i hope you die soon out of the mercy of god,

fuck, I thought they were pretty cool, I must have a weird sense of humour,

anyway, I have a full education and have a future,

your sitting on a forum posting shit aswell, this is all shit but we do it, it didn't take but a few seconds out of my full schedule to post them anyway,

what a shit avatar btw!