just wonderin what u guys think is the perfect stoner job ???????? :D :D
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just wonderin what u guys think is the perfect stoner job ???????? :D :D
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Originally Posted by Brittoker
In the old days, overseas, people ran naked through marijuana fields accumulating resin on their bodies, which was scraped off to make hash. That's the perfect job, IMO!
most things in the arts...music, dance, sculptures...anything of the sort...
or if your more of the lazy, unconstructive stoner (yet very lovable) maybe working at the photo hut!!!
a laid back food place is good...or a head shop...or a cafe...
cruising around in my (future) RV gigging with my husband.
I love painting houses. Its the 1337z012z :cool:
head shop or rock star
pizza guy
Race car driver, ohh how i'd love to drive at bathurst baked as
Its fairly obvious, working in a coffeeshop in Amsterdam.
There need's to be a job's that don't test list on this web site.
definitely either a head shop or a record store(that paid really well and had lots of free food)
Vending machine guy!!! :p
They dont even test city employees here. I dont think even some federal, like forestry doods.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightstar
sex robot
Lol
drug dealer
try sylian machine baby :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Tonysgirl4ever420
I used to work at a strip club spray tanning the dancers. It was a cool job good money...but to much bitching...and drunk girls bitching is a real downer. lol btw the spray tanning equipment is for sale!!!
Headshop owner...
Or a headshop employee in Amsterdam. :D
whatever pays the most with the least ammount of actual work. If it paid nice, I wouldn't mind being a beta tester for video games or something. I like my job allright I guess. Surf the net and answer phones, but I'm home all the time so I can't complain.
Concessions or projectionist at a small art-house cinema... I used to work in one, actually, and, believe me, it was perfect. sell tickets and popcorn, then start the movie and burn one.... Saw some good movies there... if only I could remember them! Unfortunately the place went bankrupt. too many non-stoners out there who like movies like Terminator or Rambo, rather than Liquid Sky or Repo-Man!
hey crippy what kind of equipment do you have and how do you go about getting that job just walk in there and ask??? and what would someone get paid for getting spray tanned lol.....let me know thanks
Lifeguard at an indoor municipal pool.
A Cook..that's what I am.
It's like art on a metal grill..no drug tests.
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Originally Posted by Brittoker
...no job at all???
the "perfect" job for me would be a window-washer. you know, those guys who are hanging off the side of some of the largest skyscrapers, washing away. i'd absolutely love to have that as a career.
Night shift at Arco AM/PM.
No boss, just me and a few regular customers, and plenty of free time for smoke breaks.
Guys c'mon the perfect job for a stoner would be a WEED TESTER!!
I would like to be paid in chocolate and cheetos...
Higher me now...
Sometimes, I totally crack me up. HEheHE.
it's either that, or being retired.Quote:
Originally Posted by amydan420
Musician, or artist. any thing in relation to art.
I guess you guys were talking about real jobs with real pay and in that case I would have to say photographer which is what I am. I am also a starving artist, oil paintings, sculpture and whatever other crazy stuff I come up with when stoned.
Roadie for Willie Nelson!
If youre young, still in school, whatever, work at golf course. One or two of your co-workers are GUARANTEED to smoke weed. And you spend a lot of time riding around the course, alone mostly. Plenty of hiding places as well.
lol, i work as an IT Tech guy. It's not a good stoner job really, coz of the enviornment i work in. I need to either get self employed, or change track completely.....i dunno, life, eh?
[align=center]perfekt stoner jobs
10. Professional Drug Lord
9. Beta Tester for video games
8. Fighter Pilot
7. Owning cannabis.com
6. Artist
5. Greenhouse Dude/Dudette
4. Amsterdamian Whore
3. Cult Leader
2. Global Dictator
1. Kottonmouth King[/align]
the best job would be
to own a cannabis coffeeshop
Perfect job â?? chocolate tester in a huge live-in chocolate factory where all the fittings and furnishings are made from candy that never runs out aaaaah, before every tasting you are given a huge blunt of white widow to smoke on :D
Working at a headshop would be great for me since im a teen. I would just sit there all day looking at the shit in the store/listening to music. And when no one is in the shop, go in the back room with the boss and get baked. Even if the boss isnt there, lol.
Sensiride, my idea is a bit like yours but I'm not that much of a chocolate fan lol, but a food taster, that would be sweet, a job where the munchies would actually help!MMMMM lovely unhealthy junkfood!
Yeah but they also had some sort of pill you could take afterwards to stop you putting on weight from all the food tasting (preferably an E) OR a job as a judge at the Cannabis cup awards mmmmmm!Quote:
Originally Posted by drgreenthumb1238