Good burnout experiences that make your sides split...Have any??

I just wanted to hear some good burnout experiences to give me a good laugh. Here's mine...
I went over to a friends house the other night and my friend Tiff was playing a game on my laptop. It's called TextTwist, for those of you that are not familiar with it, the game gives you a limited amount of letters and a bunch of boxes that you have to fill with words that are made up of those letters, anywho... I see her type in N-I-N-E. And here's where my burntoutism kicks in..I said, "Nine...wtf is nine?!?! OOOhhhh tha number...right.." They haven't been able to let me live it down since..
I know I've had waaay more than just one burnout experience but I can't recall any at tha moment. Type in one of yours and maybe it'll remind me of one of mine.
Peace

I just remember once, pretty recently asking who had the bowl, when i was the one holding it. A very stoner moment.

Alright me and a few friends took my rowboat on a creek behind my house. About 100 yards up there's a bridge that isn't busy but at least one or two cars go across it about each half hour. Anyway we kept going upstream until we found this cool as cove that we beached on to smoke some. We had quite a few bowls and we were all ripped as hell at this point. We decided to go back down stream and I was the one rowing. Well I dunno if any of you have ever tried to row when your stoned, but take it from me it's really difficult :rolleyes: So about 30 yards from the bridge I decide to get out and push since the waters really shallow. So I start pushing the boat really fast yelling "EXTREME!" really loud and everyone in the boat is laughing their asses off. I end up pushing the boat in circles for like 3 minutes while we're all laughing our asses off, and not just a chuckle but a loud ass laugh. Keep in mind every car that passes that bridge can see us going in circles laughing. It was pretty funny, and somehow everyone at school the next day heard about it.

Once i was playing paintball, it was kinda dark and i was high as hell. There was this wire fence that was lower than waist height so i tried to jump it but my foot got caught in it and i fell over the other side it was fucked up.

one time my freind lit an m-80 and ran off as fast as he could. He ran in the wrong direction, hit a fence and bruised a rib. It was a very dificult process explaining it to the people at our local health clinic what he had done, and i couldn't say it with out laughing. To make a long story short, they all knew we were blitzed

I was reading a book one time (not high) and it came to the word "nothing" which was seperated between the lines so it was like "No-
thing"
I showed the book to my friend sitting next to me and I said "Dude, what the hell is "Naw-thing?""


One time I was playing Red faction with my friend and I was asking him where to get the shields. a couple minutes later he finds one and says "Hey, you see that shield?"
"yeah."
"it's a shield"

One time my friend was playing spider-man and he asked my other friend "Nick, how do I get on that ledge?"
"You can't"
"How?"

One more, although I wasn't there, and weed wasn't involved, but it bears repeating.
Friend (rapper/MC): What inspired you to start rapping
Kid(Freshman):Uh.. I don't know. Mike Jones?
Friend: NO!
~Kid turns around, conversation ended~

Oh yeah, and this one:

(In Biology class)
Guy1: Dude, what the hell is the coefficient?
Guy2: What the hell is biology?

ummm one time my friend was like "call john"
"what.....does.......that......mean?"
"call him"
"how?' (hands me the phone)
I just stared at the phone and i could just not understand how to use it or what i was supposed to do with it. I just stared at it for like half an hour while my friend just sat there staring at me the whole time. then 30 min later when we had both been in the room the whole time he goes
"did you call him"
"dude, you have been in here the whole time. you know i havent"
"oh yeah man"

oh yeah i forgot. my friend was like
"dude tell your brother to stop looking at me funny. its creepy"
"dude my brother is in michigan"
"oh.... right... thats ur cat"

*dies of laughter*

Once when I was at my friend's house, my friend wanted to smoke a joint but I had been clean for a couple months and didn't wanna fuck it up, so i just told him to go. Anyway, he goes in his room for a few minutes with a joint and says "Dude, where's my fucking incense?" with the joint in his hand. Then i grabbed the joint, set it down next to the incense burner looking for his incense. I found a stick on the floor, so I set it right next to the joint that was next to the incense burner. I told my friend to have fun, then I let him be. Well a minute or so later i hear him coughing and wheezing and I run in to see what happened. That burnout mixed up the Joint and the Incense, lit the joint and put it in the burner, then taken a hit of incense! HAHA

I forgot how to pronouce table leg the other night, my friend had to pitch in to help me out...it kinda went like this
Me: I almost decapitated Tiff's cat cuz she had the cat tied to the lable teg...wait that doesnt sound right...lable leg...no...wtf?
Kris:...table leg??
Me: Yea thats it!!! ohh damn how sad.
(uncontrollable laughter)
Me: damn, I gotta post that shit...
Kris: wha?

Today my bf and smoked out of the Volcano Vaporizer (u get really high off a few hits)...and some of our conversation went like this:
he was eating crackers:
me:"You crumbed yourself."
R: " You're a crumb!"
me: "Well you're a speckle!"
"I just didn't want to say sparkle cuz sparkle would be faggish." geez
...were some of those words really words? lol
"Being cold makes you feel tingly, you ever notice that?"

and i luv that my non-stoner friend called me and wanted to make plans so was trying to ask what I was doing and kept asking me ," Ok what do you want to do, Saturday or Sunday is it>?" ANd I'm just like "Yeah!"
Man I know there are funnier things (even when sober) i just cant think of them now.:-/

Okay, imagine the layout. Me sitting on my back lawn under some overhanging evergreen branches, bubbler in hand with a newly packed bowl of KB, already 2 bowls into this private session of mine. Water bottle on the left, lighter on the right. I've gone through the steps in my head a couple times now, just to make sure I've got it right: Light, suck, release the carb, hold, exhale... or is it suck then light? Wait-- okay. I ready myself for the experience, get in the right head zone, and then I take the plunge. Just like I had practiced in my head, and with the radiant confidence of a battlefield commander in his element, I grab the water bottle, douse the bowl, and suck for all I'm worth-- aww, shit!

One time my friends and I smoked two bowls out of a bong, and soon after realized that there had never been any water in it. Not one of the five of us noticed while we were smoking.

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Originally Posted by Goodman3eb

I grab the water bottle, douse the bowl, and suck for all I'm worth-- aww, shit!

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AHAHAHAH I've had something like that happen I packed a bowl waited 10 sec unpacked it repacked it again that blew instead of sucked.

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Originally Posted by Goodman3eb

Okay, imagine the layout. Me sitting on my back lawn under some overhanging evergreen branches, bubbler in hand with a newly packed bowl of KB, already 2 bowls into this private session of mine. Water bottle on the left, lighter on the right. I've gone through the steps in my head a couple times now, just to make sure I've got it right: Light, suck, release the carb, hold, exhale... or is it suck then light? Wait-- okay. I ready myself for the experience, get in the right head zone, and then I take the plunge. Just like I had practiced in my head, and with the radiant confidence of a battlefield commander in his element, I grab the water bottle, douse the bowl, and suck for all I'm worth-- aww, shit!

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That is the funnyest thing i've seen in a long time :rasta:

Tonight I was on my way home from a friends place and needless to say...Im baked. :thumbs up: Well at one point I turned onto a back road and since the road is real curvy the street has a sign to warn you a stop sign is coming up, but me being burnt I just seen the little stop sign on the warning sign and slam on the brakes and back up, just thinking to myself I missed the stop sign...I kinda chuckled to myself once I realized it was just tha warning sign.

Also when I was driving down this backroad I felt like I was in the frogger video game cuz there was a hell of a lot of frogs crossing the road, makin a mad dash you could say for the other side of the road...*evil grin*

Once at my friend's old apartment me and my friend Lou smoked a couple blunts and I went into our friend's room and because everyone was being evicted she had the tv pulled from the entertainment center and it was on the floor and I looked in the room and looked at the entertainment center and said where is the tv?!? my friend standing in the room pointed at the tv on the grounded and laughed like a motherfucker at me it was funny... and another time I was hitting a roach in her room and I accidentaly swallowed it and spit on her carpet right in front of her and turned around to spit out of the window and smoked my head on the window, that sucked I was obliterated pineapple kush nice...