Haha, damn.

Hmm... well looks like I just lost my best friend. Why? Oh... because of his hypocritical mom. His mom, who smokes pot daily, who buys ounces at a time, who has bongs. And yet, she is the most up-tight motherfucker you will ever meet in your entire life. Anyway, just now, my friend called me up and asked me if I wanted to hang out and I said "sure" and he said "I have five dollars we could-" His mom immediately picked up the phone, and started yelling at both of us for buying drugs. Saying she had been listening in on the whole conversation, saying how she got us on tape talking about drugs. When really, the whole conversation there was nothing about drugs, or even drug buying. My friend was talking about going up to the local gas station and getting some food and hang out for a while. So now she is gonna call my dad, and feed him this bullshit about how we were planning on buying drugs. My dad's pretty cool. Last time he caught me with weed he just took away my allowance for a few weeks. Maybe I can actually defend myself, and tell him what actually happened, he should believe me.

Anyway... this just really pisses me off. I fucking hate parents like that. I mean she actually eavesdropped on her son's private conversation. What a fucking bitch.

that sucks man, but why's that mean you lost your best friend?

Fucking slit her throat and fuck her cunt...then cum on her face.

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that sucks man, but why's that mean you lost your best friend?

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His mom hates me. She says if I'm ever in the neighborhood they live in, she'll call the cops for some bullshit reason.

Damn, I'm sorry, bro. It'll blow over sometime though. Remember, Patience is a Virtue.

Fuck dude. everytime i'm made at someone i tear there fucking house and yard apart. But because its your friends house, i cant really help you. She sounds like a real bitch. tell your friend to figure out what her problem is and have him talk to her or something.

what a psycho.....theres only one thing to do....make a run for the boarder, get into mexico and start your life over as pedro gonzalles

that sounds like something my mom would do.... :( it sucks dont it

I like to do small acts of sabotage to releive my anger. Put a new scratch on her car at night, put salt on her lawn, nothing that will hurt her son but will annoy her.

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I like to do small acts of sabotage to releive my anger. Put a new scratch on her car at night, put salt on her lawn, nothing that will hurt her son but will annoy her.

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Haha, damn dude... Me and Him used to salt people's yards all the time. The best was when this one guy had the perfect lawn that was flat and had no trees in it. We got a bunch of salt boxes and wrote "Homo House" in his yard, it was so noticeable. Haha.

...but now... those days are over. :(

Hahaaha great man.

Salt kills the grass or something?

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Salt kills the grass or something?

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Yeah, but it grows back. So it's not like it's permanent. We almost forked someone's house (where you stick a million plastic forks in there yard) but we spent the fork buying money on weed. :rolleyes:

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but we spent the forks buying money on weed. :rolleyes:

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dealers exchange forks for weed where you live?

Plus it takes as much effort to fork there yard as for them to get them out...so whats the point? Some kids did that as a senior prank at my school, and um all that accomplished was some ganitor's working over-time.Also no one laughed and they got no recognition for it and it was cleaned up before school started.I, in fact didn't hear about it until the next week.So forking is lame.

yoo mann..theres only one solution to ur problem...even if its ur best friends mom...u gotta kill that bitch, or just lock that hoe up somewhere... then ur problems will be over and you can toke up all you want.

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dealers exchange forks for weed where you live?

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Nah... the money that we were gonna use to buy forks was spent on weed.

And Troyson... it sounds mighty tempting... ;)

hahahaah omg dude. Killing her. Not a bad idea...:p

AND, you guys are retarded. It's not that hard, you put the fork in the yard, and break the end off in it. its really fucking hard to get the 3 points out of the ground, and if they mow the lawn it will really fuck up the blade. try mailbox baseball

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hahahaah omg dude. Killing her. Not a bad idea...:p

AND, you guys are retarded. It's not that hard, you put the fork in the yard, and break the end off in it. its really fucking hard to get the 3 points out of the ground, and if they mow the lawn it will really fuck up the blade. try mailbox baseball

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Haha, mailbox baseball... I would so do that... but none of my friends have a car that we could use. I.E. a convertible.

Buuuut, it's almost 8:30 PM and she hasn't called. So I'm hoping she won't. I talked to my friend earlier, he said he straightened most of it out. He said just give it some time, and that she would most likely not call. So I hope everything works out.

mailbox baseballs the shit. You dont need a convertible, just go slow, roll down the window, and blast that fucking mailbox off the post. one time we had to tear one off, then we dragged it all the way down the street. I dropped my phone in one dudes yard, and the cops were at my door with it the next morning asking questions. He said he had 17 other complaints. Hole time i had an 1/8 in my pocket. i was scared as fuck.

Thats way too long a story! dont pick up if she calls!

Is she hot? Rape the bitch then slit her throat, or Vice Versa.

Haha, she is definately not hot.

But, doesn't look like she's gonna call. It's 9 PM. And she would've definately called by now. But I was so scared, everytime the phone rang I jumped up and ran to the caller I.D. Daammmn. Oh well.

so much for being "that guy"
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umm... whats mailbox baseball?

When your speeding in a car, and you turn down the sideview mirrors.Then you get a couple inches from a mail box and pull out your dick and knock the fuck out of a mail box.Well thats how we do it down herr in Texas ;)

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Fucking slit her throat and fuck her cunt...then cum on her face.

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i agree then you can take her stash as well :rolleyes: jk