Anyone done carpet searches when out of weed??

:confused: I got a friend over and we're searching over my carpet to see if we can find any previously dropped pot flakes or nugs..etc. Well we're busy searchin'...lookin..just hopin' to find a bowlpack or two. I get to the point where I begin to pack the slide bowl that goes to the bong and I'm not paying too much attention, I'm kinda half watching tv and talkin' to my friend. During this I notice he has this shit eating grin across his face, but I just kinda shrug it off as I look for the lighter so I can spark tha first bowl. I start hitting it and he's trying to hold in his laughter but fails. I'm midway thru hit when I notice this smoke tastes really fuckin' bad..and I dont mean like there's a stem or a seed packed in the bowl by mistake...I mean.."oh fuck what tha?!?!" I'm coughing and I start digging thru the bowl to see what tha fuck tha prob is...and oh my fucking god!!!! I just smoked a moth!! :eek: That son of a bitch found a moth on my floor stuck in with the weed I was packing when I wasn't looking. Needless to say I beat his ass..and snuck a moth head in with one of his packs when he wasn't looking...what goes around comes around...MUAHAHAHAHA!!! :D
Anybody ever had a friend do some fucked up shit just because they know youre a burnout and not paying attention?

hahahahahha thast funny shit. me and my friend just woke up and we proceeded to light up a fat blunt lol. and yeah, on many occasions we have searched the carpet for buds. my best advice is to look under anything that is around where u break up the buds, or just scrape your pipe and smoke the resin. peace

holy fuck that's ridiculous, a moth!!!!!!!!!!!!!


damn i hope u mortared and pestled that fucker of a friend.

i always search the floor of my car when i need some weed and i always end up finding a good 2 bowlpacks.... i guess im clumsy when im high.............

the day after i got busted i pulled up my drivers seat and found enough for a blunt

LoL man thats funny shit. A moth, but no man thats so desperate and I never let my kind bud fall on the ground I pay too much for it. I'll just scrape my bowl if I'm ever out, that can hold me over for like a day or so.

Fuck yea it's desperate. But its been a loonnng ass time since I've done a carpet search, well in tha house anywho. I tend to drop a good bit as well when I smoke in my car. But I was just busted by my parents on tha 6th so I scraped tha resin out of a bong they didn't find..*evil chuckle* I almost always have a spare stashed somewhere. Well this is my last and only one. But tha resin was gone like 2 days ago, so carpet search in my room was naturally next. I'll be aiight for a day or 3...after that.....well I'll worry about that when it's here.
Oh and as for my "friend"... let's just say that after pulling that shit he found that throughout the rest of the day, he found himself on the recieving end of those hard ass punches to the thigh that gives you a charlie horse in your leg after you get hit. And from now on both of us will check the bowl thoroughly before sparking. Take some good advice, when your friend has a shit eating grin on their face...ask 'em wtf is up, and threaten to sock 'em if they don't spill it.

Oh yea, endo..jay
That avatar is fuckin schweet!! I find no matter how many times I happen upon it in a thread it gives me a good chuckle.
Peace.

haha yea i was just staring at it cuz u said something i was listening to beethovens 9th symphony and was lost in a trance staring at it the just busted out laughing....damn im fucked up

HAHA yeah my friend did that once

I let him go ahead and smoke his bowl of dirt and whatever was on the floor of his car lol...

Then after he was done smoking his mixture of crap and weed or whatever..I busted out with my sack and said "wanna smokea bowl?"

one time my friends packed fucking moss

Scraping the grinders about as desperate as I get.

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Originally Posted by STDzRus

HAHA yeah my friend did that once

I let him go ahead and smoke his bowl of dirt and whatever was on the floor of his car lol...

Then after he was done smoking his mixture of crap and weed or whatever..I busted out with my sack and said "wanna smokea bowl?"

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Oh now that's dirty...but good one. Keep up with tha trix, they are not just for kids.

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Originally Posted by UpInSmoke

:confused: I got a friend over and we're searching over my carpet to see if we can find any previously dropped pot flakes or nugs..etc. Well we're busy searchin'...lookin..just hopin' to find a bowlpack or two. I get to the point where I begin to pack the slide bowl that goes to the bong and I'm not paying too much attention, I'm kinda half watching tv and talkin' to my friend. During this I notice he has this shit eating grin across his face, but I just kinda shrug it off as I look for the lighter so I can spark tha first bowl. I start hitting it and he's trying to hold in his laughter but fails. I'm midway thru hit when I notice this smoke tastes really fuckin' bad..and I dont mean like there's a stem or a seed packed in the bowl by mistake...I mean.."oh fuck what tha?!?!" I'm coughing and I start digging thru the bowl to see what tha fuck tha prob is...and oh my fucking god!!!! I just smoked a moth!! :eek: That son of a bitch found a moth on my floor stuck in with the weed I was packing when I wasn't looking. Needless to say I beat his ass..and snuck a moth head in with one of his packs when he wasn't looking...what goes around comes around...MUAHAHAHAHA!!! :D
Anybody ever had a friend do some fucked up shit just because they know youre a burnout and not paying attention?

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that sucks, brother. although you should have suspected something with that grin on his face, but then again you wouldn't think someone would mix a moth into your bowl...
i just got finished carpet searching. i found a couple of leaves, but that's because i'm not careless (fiend) enough to drop nugs on the ground.

I never drop shit on the ground but I still do the carpet searches if I have to, I never find anything though.

LOL< I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

yeah haha. not intentionally. more of a... subconcious impulse or something along those lines.

um, does anyone else here vacuum their carpet?

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Originally Posted by ILoveYouMaryJane

um, does anyone else here vacuum their carpet?

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Only after a thorough carpet search, I don't wanna vacuum up my potential hit. Oh and as for me dropping weed, what can I say? It leaves me a surprise for later...but as long as I don't notice it, I can't get pissed at myself. I have a friend though that it known for dropping a good bowlpack or two everytime he packs. I recall once him breaking up some good sticky icky and he sets one of the larger buds down on his sweatpants, after a minute or so he gets up to go fetch somethin', lucky for him the bud stuck to his pants all the way back to his seat. Now that is just not acceptable being so careless with such a big bud of sticky...But hey he's a burnout with good intentions most of the time, I gotta love him.

Searching the carpet for a fuckin' hit...hahaha....

I have completely randomly found a big-ass nugget on my carpet, once. Good thing I picked that shit up and smoked it before my mom beat me to it! :D

Carpet surfing...sorry, I have more respect for myself than that. If I saw weed on the ground, I'd smoke it...but I wouldn't go out of my way to search for it. I don't need a hit that badly.

Watched plenty of people on all fours looking for glass...it's a pretty sorry sight.

Had a friend once that stayed up for 4 days on MDMA and LSD...he ended up crawling around the apartment, crying, picking up little pieces of god knows what, claiming it's pieces of a roll and eating it. /shudders

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Originally Posted by UpInSmoke

Anybody ever had a friend do some fucked up shit just because they know youre a burnout and not paying attention?

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We used to load stems and seeds as a joke on one another...that was pretty funny stuff.

My friends bro was craving weed bad so I get out the good old classic... oregino, he was just about to take a huge hit and my friend burst out laughing and his bro sniffs the bowl and find out its oregino. DAMIT

when one of the homies was fiening i chopped up some pubic hair mixed with dead cockaroaches with a lil nug of weed on top to hide the mix.he took a big rip from the bong and then vomit came flying out of his nose.i didnt like this guy too much.was well worth the effort of chopping roaches.

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Originally Posted by friendowl

when one of the homies was fiening i chopped up some pubic hair mixed with dead cockaroaches with a lil nug of weed on top to hide the mix.he took a big rip from the bong and then vomit came flying out of his nose.i didnt like this guy too much.was well worth the effort of chopping roaches.

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You a sick mother fucker, man.

A fellow I used to work with was at a wake for a deceased relative, and most of the people were of Irish ancestry. These events have been known to have a touch of alcohol on the premises. Anyway, one guy got really sloshed, and fell asleep. so somebody put HIM in a coffin - and, when he woke up.......... I guess you just had to be there, lol.

This is the nastiest shit ever! Once about four of my friends and i bought half an ounce. One of my friends took it home but on friday when we all met up together he pulls it out from his pants. He had the bag taped to his balls!!!!!
So me and one of my other friends were rolling the joints till there were a few for each guy. Then we saw a pubic hair on the tape attached to the bag so we decidid to roll it along in one of the joints. We made sure that we could easily identify it and put it in the bag with the rest of the joints. When it came time for smoking we made sure my friend who had taped the bag to his balls got the joint with the pub and once he finished it we just started fuckin laughing like crazy! It was the funniest thing ever!!!!!!!!

I LOVE CARPET SEARCHES

i hide my stuff in side of my couch; i cut a whole in the underside of the couch and everything is tucked away in there; madre doesnt look.

anywho, i always wait a good you know, three weeks

then BOOMSHAKALAKA MOTHER FUCKER
i go on a carpet raid
my best find........a fucking dime (by dime i mean half a damn gram) of some decent looking bud i must of dropped the previous weekend while, as one may say, 'retarded'.
man that made my day.

u gotta love hidden fucking tresures.

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

I LOVE CARPET SEARCHES

i hide my stuff in side of my couch; i cut a whole in the underside of the couch and everything is tucked away in there; madre doesnt look.

anywho, i always wait a good you know, three weeks

then BOOMSHAKALAKA MOTHER FUCKER
i go on a carpet raid
my best find........a fucking dime (by dime i mean half a damn gram) of some decent looking bud i must of dropped the previous weekend while, as one may say, 'retarded'.
man that made my day.

u gotta love hidden fucking tresures.

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Boomshakalaka..hahaha its been a while since I heard that... I love those lil treasures..

yup guys sometimes you have to play whats pot and whats not in the car and i come out pretty good most of the time

Nope, never for pot, used to daily for shardlings though...believe you me fingernail clippings dont smoke real great *puke*