Bong Technology

Hi smokerz, Im a regular dude from southern cali but now live in the midwest, well im a long time smoker and new to the site so i decided to let some people know of a lil project im working on and see if i can get some reviews.
Since the midwest is not necessarily the weed source in the states is really find to find any quality product out here so i did some experimenting to try to get the best out of every crappy bag i can get my dirty hands on thats when i came with this idea of engineering a "superbong that can alter the qualities of the smoked before is inhaled, i have this drawing for a bong operated by a 12VDC circuitry system that operates photoelectric sensors and a air compressor which operates with a vacuum generator and a whole pneumatic system that can dispense only the necessary amount of smoke everytime, there is also a complete water chilling system for that arctic hit, thats just to include some of the features that will come with it, i found a way to make it very compact and portab;e and i estimated it will cost anywhere between $1500 to $2000 to build it, im doing this for a recreational purpose but i am still looking a professional artistic glass blower that can meet some specifications hopefully aroound the area to complete the glass frame of the bong. so if ya know anyone with some credentials would you please let me know? greatly appreciated
The Ruzzosplinter :D

where in the midwest u at?

umm cause we dont be gettin no shitty weed

god damnit bill nye.. who would spend 1500-2000 on a bong? u could get yourself a pound and a regular bong for that man. wouldnt that get you higher?

he must be rollin in tha dough

...rich fucker

i got hand-made %100 bong ,it was 5800$ but i don't even use
"room decoration" :D

u spend 5800 dollars on a bong and u dont even toke out of it...seems like a waste to me

but i did not pay man...lol
cuz i am not fool
LOL

kidding...ehehehe i um rich
pleuse dunt be jeulous uf my muney muh muh muh

u aint rich just ur currency is low... 5800 equald about $20

muh muh we tulk ubout 5800 $ muh muh muh

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Originally Posted by robert42

u aint rich just ur currency is low... 5800 equald about $20

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uncle rober
i give ya money
take!
:D

Oh nephew esrabalamir lets marry....

sure
i am an expencive gurl
wedding dress: 60000$
wedding : 150000$ + 7 stars dubai hotel
honeymoon: i want a little world tour (about 200000-250000 $)
i don't wear the same dress , , , , ,
can u?
lol

rober whats the time in uk btw?
we got 1-2 hours between us rite? it must be 16:35 or 12:35 pm ..
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?

the time is half one now..

are u from turkey?

lots of turkish people live where i live. lots of kebab shops, turkish offlicenes, tobbaconist, turkish clubs and stuff.

i LOVE LAMACHUN! (TURKISH PIZZA) :D

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Originally Posted by robert42

Oh nephew esrabalamir lets marry....

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LOL


and its true, why not spend 1500 on weed, would you not get a bit more stoned? than making ur bong and then having nuttin, or is it all just SCAM

:D yess Turkish kitchen is very nice ;) KADAYIF,SUTLAC,DONER,KEBABS ,LAHMACUN ,AYRAN,,,,,,OWWWWWW :D i had been in Foresthill ,London,Birmingham last summer
really good places , brilliant ppl
at the moment i am in Cyprus but i live in Ankara
And the big surprize : it is gonna be legal next summer in Turkey ;) what about in UK? still NOT??poor country !:D :D i got "safe" Turkish friends there, they really work "safe" , u know the most famous hash=Turkish hash in the world ;)
p.s: Also u can ask personz(waiter,waitress,,) who works in doner,kebab restaurants , mostly they are from "east side" of Turkey and they always smoke (but be carefull pls !)

btw i am really sorry about last summer , fuckin arabic terror ! they are everywhere ,
they kill innocent ppl , i hope u did not lose ur friends, family etc
Peace

thanks esra :)

i been cyprus plenty of times Nicosia, larnaca, ayia napa, krenia, lapithos and to akanthou just once, i mostly go to the greek side of cypprus as we own propertythere but i go north side too.

hey Esra-

How about some more pictures of that bong??

wow, if you have all that time to think of a bong like that...you arent token enough! go take a hit my friend, pack a HUGE bowl

bongs dont always have to be used...they can be decoration too...

id use that beast, just make sure some dumbass doesnt tip it over, and crack (or maybe even BREAK) it...

maybe that can be one that you put away when people you dont know are over???

Good idea, i would definitely put it away when strangers are around, and let me explain why i am spending this amount of dough on building this bong, first of all is a personal acomplishment, i usually like to complete projects i get focused on and second of all once the actual technology that the bong will be built withwill provide a much cleaner and different experience to the everyday smoker, it'll be able to provide much bigger hits it a smaller amount of time with a much smoother taste since the smoke will be actually chilled to a desired temperature, it gives the feeling kinda like when you walk into one of those huge freezers and inhale the almost frozen air in there, plus it wont require any effort of suctioning since the smoke will be pushed into your lungs by a controlled mechanism.
Once the project is completed i will probably have High Times and other big names know about it, maybe it will be worth the time, but i am gonna give it a shot, wish me luck.

Sincerely

Ruzzosplinter

what do u do where u can throw that much money into making a bong?

famous bong maker?!

ha, i bet you were stoned when you thought that shit up. thats awesome, if you go through with this and it works out how you plan on it, it will be crazy!

No im not a famous bongmaker, im not rich either, im an industrial field engineer, i just thought i'd throw some of the job related functionailties of equipment onto a bong, hope it works out, if it does i'll post it here.
Peace

get workin