Why I love my herb

Have just come on from smoking a the best joint in a long while! I was stood in my front garden about a third of the way through and i dont know whether the wind was blowing in the right direction or some kind of Deity was lookin upon me, this sweet almost heavenly voice speaks...

''That's some nice smelling weed you got there''....My jaw drops. In my day dream i hadnt seen this absolutetly stunning girl stood at the end of my drive way. I asked her if she'd like to try it. To cut a long story short she loved the joint, I got her number, her names Kiera...mmm...she's dry at the mo and is coming round tommorow for a bit of puff puff give.

So this is why I love weed, It brings people together, better than British Telecom!

Peace

Buddy a happy man! :D

Congratulations.

It shall be a fine day tommorow to be sure to,to be sure! ;)

excelent....thats pretty cool!!
have fun :)

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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend

Have just come on from smoking a the best joint in a long while! I was stood in my front garden about a third of the way through and i dont know whether the wind was blowing in the right direction or some kind of Deity was lookin upon me, this sweet almost heavenly voice speaks...

''That's some nice smelling weed you got there''....My jaw drops. In my day dream i hadnt seen this absolutetly stunning girl stood at the end of my drive way. I asked her if she'd like to try it. To cut a long story short she loved the joint, I got her number, her names Kiera...mmm...she's dry at the mo and is coming round tommorow for a bit of puff puff give.

So this is why I love weed, It brings people together, better than British Telecom!

Peace

Buddy a happy man! :D

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My Buddy, you be havin' a good time tomorrow:D:D

(Lucky fucker;))

Do her up the poopshute. :D

I'd laugh if it was a cop saying "That's some nice smelling weed" and as you look up "GET DOWN, SCUMBAG!!!" *'cuffs on*

Haha, you got lucky :D

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

Do her up the poopshute. :D

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Lol, Think i'll break the Shisha out tommorow she'll love it, and guess what? She prefers lager to wine! Can this girl get any better? :D

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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend

Lol, Think i'll break the Shisha out tommorow she'll love it, and guess what? She prefers lager to wine! Can this girl get any better? :D

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She sounds excellent!

But you love the vino, so maybe it'd be better if she liked wine lol.. c'mon, you have 50 bottles!

:D

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

She sounds excellent!

But you love the vino, so maybe it'd be better if she liked wine lol.. c'mon, you have 50 bottles!

:D

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True but im a lager man at heart! Vino for when im chillin and usually plying down the throats of impressionable girls! But she likes lager and herb! Great! :D

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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend

True but im a lager man at heart! Vino for when im chillin and usually plying down the throats of impressionable girls! But she likes lager and herb! Great! :D

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Sounds like a great gal;)

What a great day!!! Started of by helping my mum with a school trip, she's a teacher incase u guys didnt work it out. Got back at 13.30 and met the lovley Kiera, spent the day at mine 'getting to know each other' over my shisha pipe, then thought it rude if we didnt fuck. We both decided that we dont want a relationship at the mo, so she's my new fck buddy! I got used....damn i was used!! :D What a girl!

Peace

Buddy

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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend

What a great day!!! Started of by helping my mum with a school trip, she's a teacher incase u guys didnt work it out. Got back at 13.30 and met the lovley Kiera, spent the day at mine 'getting to know each other' over my shisha pipe, then thought it rude if we didnt fuck. We both decided that we dont want a relationship at the mo, so she's my new fck buddy! I got used....damn i was used!! :D What a girl!

Peace

Buddy

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What a fuckin' day!! :eek:


Congrats buddy, smokin' out on your front lawn was a great idea:D Maybe i should give it a try:)

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

What a fuckin' day!! :eek:


Congrats buddy, smokin' out on your front lawn was a great idea:D Maybe i should give it a try:)

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What a result!!

Peace

A very happy Buddy :D :D

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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend

What a result!!

Peace

A very happy Buddy :D :D

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Lol, i read that and though "WTF, it's not your birthday!" lol

When you seeing her next?:D

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

Lol, i read that and though "WTF, it's not your birthday!" lol

When you seeing her next?:D

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Hopefully this wkend as she's dry and needs me to pick up for her! I can see this being the start of a beautiful friendship!

Peace

Buddy feeling like it's like xmas and his b'day all rolled into one! :D

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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend

Hopefully this wkend as she's dry and needs me to pick up for her! I can see this being the start of a beautiful friendship!

Peace

Buddy feeling like it's like xmas and his b'day all rolled into one! :D

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That ever so cool for you!
Have fun:D

Merry fuckin' Christmas!

quality

fuck her live on cam for cafe memebers only!!!!!

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Originally Posted by robert42

quality

fuck her live on cam for cafe memebers only!!!!!

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And for us lowly people!

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Originally Posted by robert42

quality

fuck her live on cam for cafe memebers only!!!!!

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No probs, send your payments in weed to buddys house!

1/8 = 20mins viewing

1/4= 25mins viewing

1/2 = 30mins viewing

1 oz= 35mins viewing (if i can last this long!)

ron told me its included in mycafe membership :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend

No probs, send your payments in weed to buddys house!

1/8 = 20mins viewing

1/4= 25mins viewing

1/2 = 30mins viewing

1 oz= 35mins viewing (if i can last this long!)

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O...k, i'll send you 2 1/8ths then, as that's 40 mins, and the 1/4 is only 25 mins, so maybe you need to bump a 1/4 up to 5 mins over 2 1/8ths lol, you know it makes sense!

I am getting 40 mins then... i gave you green, you show me the goods:D

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Originally Posted by robert42

ron told me its included in mycafe membership :rolleyes:

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Lmao, Big ron LIES!

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Originally Posted by robert42

ron told me its included in mycafe membership :rolleyes:

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Haha, clever thinkin';)

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

O...k, i'll send you 2 1/8ths then, as that's 40 mins, and the 1/4 is only 25 mins, so maybe you need to bump a 1/4 up to 5 mins over 2 1/8ths lol, you know it makes sense!

I am getting 40 mins then... i gave you green, you show me the goods:D

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That's the deal my friend take it or leave it. Remember your paying to see my pert butt bouncing, shit dont come for free! ;)

actually it does :eek:

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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend

That's the deal my friend take it or leave it. Remember your paying to see my pert butt bouncing, shit dont come for free! ;)

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Ok, just send one 1/8th then!

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

Ok, just send one 1/8th then!

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You send me the henry and i'l send you 20mins of pure pleasure. You might even learn something 3sheets! Tee-hee! ;)

Peace

Buddy

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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend

You send me the henry and i'l send you 20mins of pure pleasure. You might even learn something 3sheets! Tee-hee! ;)

Peace

Buddy

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Lol thanks, and i'll be learning from the best.. or 2nd best :D

..Josh is pleased for the 20 mins!

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

Lol thanks, and i'll be learning from the best.. or 2nd best :D

..Josh is pleased for the 20 mins!

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To be honest Josh you'd probably be better going for the value pack 1.75grams for 10 mins of viewing. Im not sure i can last 20mins! ;)

Peace

Buddy

is that girl hot buddy?

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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend

To be honest Josh you'd probably be better going for the value pack 1.75grams for 10 mins of viewing. Im not sure i can last 20mins! ;)

Peace

Buddy

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Haha ok, i'm there;)

I wonder how your new friend with benefits would react in finding out that you ran to your computer and bragged about it on the internet. :cool:

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Originally Posted by lateralus

I wonder how your new friend with benefits would react in finding out that you ran to your computer and bragged about it on the internet. :cool:

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Im sure she wouldnt mind mate, we both know where we stand! Sense a touch of jealousy lateralus? ;)

I know this for a fact. If I knocked on Buddy's door, right now, he'd share. And if I wait, a girl might come around...am I wrong???

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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend

Im sure she wouldnt mind mate, we both know where we stand! Sense a touch of jealousy lateralus? ;)

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Nah I'm happy for ya. Just makin' a joke.

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Originally Posted by lateralus

Nah I'm happy for ya. Just makin' a joke.

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I know mate just playin, while im here im lookin for a camera man, you got anything planned thid weekend? ;)