Only cost $50. Doesn't talk much, though.
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Only cost $50. Doesn't talk much, though.
lollol
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Originally Posted by Profane Motherfucker
Isn't that the good part?
Uhh.. good job. Have you fucked it yet?
for 50 bucks id rather buy a bag of weed and use my hand with just a little imgination
Yeah no shit man. You should've bought weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
latex pussy? wtf...why ddint you use the money on weed, smoke it with a chick, then fuck her when shes all horny. thats what id do with 50$ lol.
You are sad
Thanks for sharing guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hempamasta
Any girl that you have to get stoned to fuck is just a slut.
yea, that is true.
Dude, waste of cash!
I don't think it is a waste of money because buying a latex pussy means you can re-use it alllll you want and use it when you're high, i'm sure you can just imagine it being a real girl and have it be just as good.
Dude that's cool. But the real thing is has to be a hundred times better. My advice ditch the latex and find your self a weed smoking G.F.
thats one of the most pathetic things i have ever heard
yeah, and none of you jerk off. Just an enhancer. Good job man, fuck it till it melts. Yall are like a bunch of crack addicts, "50 bucks!?!?! ~twitch twitch~ you coulda bought a sac! ~scratch scratch~" Some people dont spend every dollar they have on weed lol.
WOW buying a latex pussy is kinda lame, heres an idea grow a dick and go try to use it on a real pussy,latex pussy is a thing loser's buy,and using weed to get a girl to fuck you is a good idead, but hey theres some crazy chicks out there i had a girl suck me off for some weed a blunt to be excat she was already blown , and wanted me and a friend to run a train so we did.
You made me laugh so hard, like really hard, LOL Thank you.Quote:
Yall are like a bunch of crack addicts, "50 bucks!?!?! ~twitch twitch~ you coulda bought a sac! ~scratch scratch~
and guys, Everybody beats off, he wants to make it so he can beat off that much more pleasurable. What exactly is wrong with that?
nobody ever tells u to go get a girl friend every time u jerk off.
and what if he has moarls? what if he wants to save him self for marrage or somthing? reguardless, this isnt for us to judge in my opinion.
i think he was joking guys!
If you'd ever had sex, I know you wouldn't be saying that.Quote:
Originally Posted by callgirltheory
i loved the itch itch scratch scratch lmfao good one. whats the big deal if the guy wants to buy a latex. probably means hes got more money than you he can go spend 50$ on something other than pot. i just dont fully understand why he posted it though.... haha
do you have to wash that thing everytime u use it or what? ya and is it prelubed?
Indeed: the man named Profane Motherfucker is a man of morals.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharpezor
Irony?Quote:
Originally Posted by Blazethechronic
Real pussy =good,fake pussy=bad (no irony)
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What are they on Heroin?Quote:
Originally Posted by yocass
[QUOTE=yocass] Yall are like a bunch of crack addicts, "50 bucks!?!?! ~twitch twitch~ you coulda bought a sac! ~scratch scratch~" LMAO THANKS FOR MAKING MILK COME SHOTTING OUT MY NOSE
lol...you're not very smart. he said "What are you guys, crack heads?"Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
i say leave the profane motherfucker alone to his profane motherfucking ways
Joke!!! Funny replies, though. Some of y'all have got to get a better sense of humor. It is kind of sad, though, that some people are like, "You had money and didn't buy weed!?" There's more to life. I was just stoned and it sounded like a funny thread!
Haha cheers mate! Back when I was a lonely little teenage Caruso I use to think about buying one of those... then I found the real thing! ":cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Profane Motherfucker
Too bad pussy is out of season this time of year.