First time getting caught smoking dope.

Hey everyone.

I am now ofcourse moved on from my parents home and onto my own life.

I thought I would share my first time experience of getting caught and how scary/funny that shit was.



Alright.

I was playing some computer games @ a cybercafe with my buddy and we noticed there was an allnighter that night. We decided to go , it was a 15$ entry for the night but we told our rents that it was 30$ so we could buy an eigth and get baked during the night.

( NOTE ) To this day I keep telling my same buddy when this is brought up, I said we should have went outside.

So, we're about an hour away from starting our Cybercafe allnighter. I called up my dealer and met him up and bought a 30bag and on our way we went to my buddys house. I said, where do you want to go to get high right now, he said Shit what ever lets do it in my room. - His room is in the basement of his house -. We came in his house and he said he was just getting some shit from his room before we took off, we went down the stairs and into his room. I pulled out my pipe along with the baggie in the same case and packed up a bowl. I never thought he had a vent in the middle of his room and I never botherd to check. I grabbed his lighter and sparked the bowl, I took a phat toke and held my headup and released the smoke right into the vent. Only I didnt know the vent was there so it was a complete mistake.
My buddy is still an idiot to this day for saying 'lets keep smoking she wont know until we're gone' of course I take part in this so Im quite the idiot for it too but we all get caught so. Im sitting on his bed packing the 3rd bowl and his mom comes down and knocks on the door she sayd 'Kevin(fakename) what are you doing in there' he was quick to say nothing mom, Im just grabbing some shit, its taking me a bit to find it. She could smell the pot from upstairs so she knew what was going on, she said 'Kevin Im coming in' he said mom just wait a second ( the door was locked ). ( HAHA I laughed @ this part before I even wrote it because it was so fucking funny ) He opend his closet and picked up one of those air freshner sprayers and started spraying it, all you could hear was this thing spraying and it was loud HAHA.

Kevin then unlocked the door and his mom came in, room was smokey as fuck.
His dad is so antipot is unbelievable, but his mom and his dad are seperated so it just got worse from here. We're in the middle of this argument with his mom and what the fuck are the chances that his dad shows up.... He comes flying down the stairs and starts yelling his headoff , I think that his mom phoned his dad and told him to come over. Anyways , my mom smokes pot so she really wasnt mad at me, even though she just found out I smoke dope. His dad was saying, come with me you both are coming to the copshop he grabbed kevins arm and my arm. I said fuck this shit and threw his arm off me and as I was walking back to the cybercafe to spend the night there hoping my mom wouldnt find out about the incident. Not more than 10 minutes before it started I saw my mom walk in the door, she grabbed me by my arm and dragged me outside to the car. She told me 'what do you think you're doing?? Especially in his house when you know his dad is so antipot' I knew right there she didnt give a FUCK other than that I was in his house smoking it.

Anyways I got off lucky haha, and too this day I been smoking TONS of marijuana and it wont stop soon.

fuck man that sucks ass....shoulda went outside or done it on the way over to the cafe

nice man, gotta friend sorta like that wit a story like that, but im too lazy to type it, lol...

you guys with stoner parents are so lucky. my parents would be beside themselves if they found out. they might commit suicide they'd be so dissappointed in me. If only i could make them understand. O well. I plan to tell them after I've gone off to college in two years and I'm 18.

shit, wish i was 18. i could give a rats ass less if they were disappointed with me. but my dad smokes. he really doesnt give a fuck as long as i keep up my grades. my mom on the other hand.. religous, antiweed. the kind of "ignorant" (sorry mom) people that think weed is like cigarettes and has like embalming fluid in it. oh well. like game said

its not that i can't stop
it's that i won't stop

My favorite part of that was "He opend his closet and picked up one of those air freshner sprayers and started spraying it, all you could hear was this thing spraying and it was loud HAHA."

Rofl, high-larious.

So, what happened to your friend? Did his dad chop his balls off?

^^ Lol i'm so fuckin ripped, that shit's killin me lol

I got caught for burning like last year, it was some bullshit. But I still smoke mad amounts of weed daily, and my rents don't say nothin, they don't like it. but they don't say a thing...

whats the point of hideing it, part of the reason why my mom kicked my dad out is cuz he smokes weed, but she found out grounded me for a week, and let me go outside anyways, stayed out all nite with friends, then when i finaly did roll back in the house i was so fucked up that i was laffing at the dog eating my food.

This is back in New Year when I went out with three friends, two of them brothers. Went to some crappy oriental club night. Spent the night nice and sober because my dealer never showed and my friend's was off the phone all night. My friend finally managed to get hold of his dealer at the end of the night but he doesn't deliver so we had to get a taxi to other end of town. Got the stuff but then we realised that we had no skins with no shop open at 0200 in the morning. My friend's solution was to chill out at a fried chicken place and spend 20mins emptying and repacking a cigarette. My friend still haven't finished it when the shop closed and insisted on staying for another min while the staff tried ushering him out (we were in Manchester, UK so people were pretty casual about it). My friend finally got it done and we were one the road back to his place. The monstrosity got passed between 3 of us and died before it got to me. Finally got back to my friend's place and got a few going. We were watching some cartoons (as you do when monged) and we must have laughed so loud that we've woken up my friend's mother. She came into the room filled with smoke, stared at us and said in a sturn voice: "If you smoke this thing in here, I am going to kill you". We sat there for a while staring at each other before my friend shrugged his shoulder and began making another 2-skins. He finished and led us outside and sparked up. I think we were half way through our third pass when my friend's mother popped her head out the door stared at us and slammed the door behind her. So there we were standing outside in the freezing cold when it started raining on us. My friend who had came up with so many bright ideas so far that evening, decided to try climb on to his second floor bedroom window in his flipflops and shorts. All three of us held our breaths as my friend climbed the small over the front floor and eased his way towards his windows. Just as he reach out to open the windows, it was slammed shut by his window who was on the other side. Having endure enough drama for one night, me and one of my friend got the taxi. Called up to check the next morning and the brothers were locked out for an hour in the freezing cold. LOL!

ahha good one hehe

I've been caught for..

A) Smoking on my back porch. (Mom saw me "lighting something" and "smelled pot.")

B) Smoking on a friend's front porch. (We were seen by neighbors, who "smelled pot" and snitched on us.)

C) Smoking in a friend's room all day for.. days.. and days.. and days. (His parents knew all along, but didn't know what to do, so they never confronted us. We found out later on.)

D) Popping two kid's weed cherries at another friends house, four man circle using a homemade 2-liter bong. (Friend's mom walks in like three minutes after session ends. My goofy ass just looked at her and smiled like :D.)

E) Smoking on girlfriend's front porch a few days ago. (We got yelled at, but now her mom doesn't care. :) :dance: )

F) Smoking resin in my room a few years back. (Mom says: "so now you're doing it in the house?")

I've been caught so many times doing various drugs, I can't even begin to remember them all. Nowadays, though, if I'm in my house, I'm as careful as you can get, and I never get caught. Experience.

Don't stop unless you want to. Don't let anyone tell you marijuana is a bad thing.

dope=herion

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Originally Posted by lateralus

I've been caught for..

A) Smoking on my back porch. (Mom saw me "lighting something" and "smelled pot.")

B) Smoking on a friend's front porch. (We were seen by neighbors, who "smelled pot" and snitched on us.)

C) Smoking in a friend's room all day for.. days.. and days.. and days. (His parents knew all along, but didn't know what to do, so they never confronted us. We found out later on.)

D) Popping two kid's weed cherries at another friends house, four man circle using a homemade 2-liter bong. (Friend's mom walks in like three minutes after session ends. My goofy ass just looked at her and smiled like :D.)

E) Smoking on girlfriend's front porch a few days ago. (We got yelled at, but now her mom doesn't care. :) :dance: )

F) Smoking resin in my room a few years back. (Mom says: "so now you're doing it in the house?")

I've been caught so many times doing various drugs, I can't even begin to remember them all. Nowadays, though, if I'm in my house, I'm as careful as you can get, and I never get caught. Experience.

Don't stop unless you want to. Don't let anyone tell you marijuana is a bad thing.

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That's why you wait till it's night to smoke on a porch, when oldass neighbors are sleeping. At least that's what I do.