how do you think you'd react to the "end of the world"?
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how do you think you'd react to the "end of the world"?
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seriously? u want an answer?
i have no fuckin idea. hell maybe id just take it as it comes. maybe id pray lol. maybe id go see everyone i know and tell em all what i feel.
hell hard question
It all depends. If it were, say, the hand of God coming down and killing all the nonbelievers, I'd probably be saying, "No fucking way!" until he got to me.
If it was the more predictable nuclear destruction, I'd just find a good spot to see a nice big shroom cloud up close before being turned into a fine dust.
Comet? I'd try to survive. Who knows, maybe it'd work.
OR, if it was ACTUALLY happening, I'd react just like everyone else. I'd shit my pants and cry 'till I died.
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Originally Posted by Funkamander
yea
thats another option
My reaction to the "end of the world": "What the hell? The world just ended?"
wouldnt u... not know if the world ended..? u know.. u'd just all of a sudden be dead.. aaannnnnnnnd u dont really know ur dead if youre dead. just if u see that youre about to die right before.... right?
well if u beleive the soul dies when the body does, maybe your right
if, on the other hand, u beleive that the body is only the material part of the human, and that the soul doesnt die after it left your body, then your wrong
choice is yours :)
my fault. how would you react to the oncoming destruction of the entire world?Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
my fault. how would you react to the oncoming destruction of the entire world?
what? can u repeat?
I think what he's saying is, what would you do if you found out the world was going to come to an end soon? Like say, if we found out a gigantic asteroid was going to obliterate the planet in a few days.
Well, first thing I would do is start smoking lots and lots of weed. No need to conserve my stash anymore! Then I would go outside and join in the massive orgy that would probably be happening.
[QUOTE=Funkamander]It all depends. If it were, say, the hand of God coming down and killing all the nonbelievers, I'd probably be saying, "No fucking way!" until he got to me.
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lol. lets have a cheer for all the non-believers.
cheers
evry last bit of bud i had into the biggest joint ever. then go to the beach, smoke and wait.
i woudl say
O RLY
untill it was over then i would say
O RLY
in the afterlife.
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Originally Posted by tokosan
I would accept it peacefully.
I'd be like wtf m8? Then smoke some weed and join that orgy. :D
I'd say..... finally!
it should be an honor to participate in such an anticipated event 0_o
Well, I'd participate in any orgy going on, but then, shortly before the 'end of the world', I'd jump in the Atlantic Ocean, swim real deep, and hope God misses me.
Then I'd come back to land and start the Human Race over by having sex with Electric Eels.
If the planet was to be vaporized, not much you can do but get stoned and kiss your sweet ass goodbye. If it was the hand of God coming to 'smote' the wicked, I'd kiss my sweet ass goodbye. If it was some kind of biological extermination, I'd kiss my sweet ass goodbye.
I wouldnt react as I would be dead.
I'd do all the things i wanted to, sya by goodbyes and in the last hour id take EVERY drug known to man and go out with one hell of a bang! ;)
Peace n Peanuts
Buddy
I would proably be hysterical. It wouldnt just be my life I'd be losing, it would be my husband, my friends, my pets... I like my life, I love the people in my life so much, I dont want anything happening to it or them. I dont want my life to end. Ever.
If I had a few weeks, or months to mull over the impending disaster, I might be able to come to terms with it and possibly, hopefully, do something meaningful in my last days with myself and my loved ones. And I would eat nothing but junkfood until doomsday.
Leading up to it, I would do all the things I wanted to do but feared the consequences of, like murdering a few assholes.
And yes, that is a euphemism for heterosexual buttsex.
My last words are going to be "see you in hell," because I promised someone I'd have the heart to.
I'd be kind of dissappointed, as I've always wanted to die by riding to my death on the top of a flaming zeppelin, firing two B.A.R. rifles while wearing a bunny suit.
Maybe I could somehow cause the apocalypse like this....
LOL, you're hilarious, thanks for the good laugh. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by zarathustra
i would..... snort bare coke
smoke loadsa crack
shoot up shitloads
take as much acid as i can
smoke loads weed
take a viagra
fuck as many ladies i can
then say....
mmmm wtf.... no rly wtf
then realise it wasnt the end of the world and i just fucked a man and O'D for nothing.
Way to spark the imaginations, Ousted. If more people read this, it's gonna destroy the morality of our fellow earthlings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ousted
:confused: Howso?Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Well, you, basically, cut everything short of the End of the World and brought us back to reality.
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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Sheesh, sorry. :(
If it were the end of the world I'd eat 1000 taco's so when the meteor hit I'll go double BOOM!
Better? ;)
I'd try and hitchhike off the planet, failing that run round in circles shouting ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh.
If there was no time to know it was happening, there is nothing anyone could do before hand. I have the same feelings as Ousted, I have a husband, daughter, pets, friends, and family I care about deeply. If I knew it was coming I would want to be in the arms of my husband and kid and be surrounded by friends, family and my critters too.
Ousted's reply to this thread demanded my serious consideration of the subject and my final thought is; I dont want to think about it anymore.
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Originally Posted by Ganj
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Originally Posted by Ganj
Lol, I don't know if that was supposed to be funny or not but I thought it was hilarious.. I'd add it to the funny quotes thread if I could be bothered. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by mellow mood
when you said funny quotes you should of wrote by the great robert42 i usually credit comedians.... :p
Good one, Robert (likes to quote comedians).
great! we'll hitch a ride together.Quote:
Originally Posted by dirty raider
I would smoke my whole stash and go break a bunch of laws muahaha :)
i'd fuck every virgin dying to get laid before they die
good question.... but yeah... what would i do if i had like a half hour warning? wow... course id hav to find the hottest girls around n fuck them.... i wud take a shit load of drugs but i dont have any atm... i wud.... drink all the alcohol in the house??? thats the best i can do :( i dont know.... i dont want to think about my death.. i like life