Bull Shit

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Originally Posted by RastaKaze

Star, THIS is why you don't stick your nose where it dosen't belong ;)



Oh come on, I took the rocks off didn't I? :D lol... And yes, you may not think yourself a fool when posting... But when it turns into an argument and someone's thread get's trashed (Which it HASN'T yet) they certainly do. That's why I hope star has the sense not to reply. This is SeedKing's thread. From now on, if anyone has a problem, please post a seperate thread titled, "Bull Shit." And MB...



AMEN :)

SK, your plants are lookin' good man, keep it up, and yeah, overwatering is easy as FUCK :o It took me a death or two before I relized this. I hope you babes grow up big and strong.. What are all of their names? Good grow, keep us updated.

Peace :D

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Hey, it was Rasta's idea. I just started the thread.

So, if nobody wants to start, I think I'll pick on Garden First:

Garden, how is it that you keep on changing avatars?! Stop it already! I don't know why you changed your Clark-Kent avatar :(

Next... Marc.

Marc, hello. Why don't YOU have an avatar? When I first got to these boards, I saw the name "Marc Benson"... so I thought to my self... this guy must have a grow license or something in order to put is name there... Sooo... I did a google search on "Marc Benson" (oh don't look @ me like that! You know you did the same shit!)...

I was so stoned, that I clicked on the page of "Marc Benson" the super cop with about 50 gazillion medals... Then I though, What? WTF? A cop that grows???... then it hit me... Oh shit! LoL! Nice name Marc... now give us an avatar :D

Coming up! HarddOn,

I know you can't reply... so I can say whatever I want... How come you left us? Where the hell are you?

Next, Rasta,
Oh Rasta my friend Rasta... this Bull Shit thread was your idea... So I just hope you post here... This is the "No Peace or Pleasantries" thread... Sorry dude, you have to leave the 'peace pipe' at the entrance...

SeedKing,

I won't 'trash' you because you're doing a very similar grow to mine... I can't quite recall right now in what it is that our grows are similar, but I know we can benefit each other... *wink*

Ok, ok... that's it for now... Bye.... ;)

"I saw the name "Marc Benson""

Like I'd post my real name. And I didn't see where it says that we have to have an avatar. I just chose to not.

I know Marc... I'm just flaming you because I, just like you, chose not to get one of those avatars...

Although I've seen a couple that are pretty funny...

Peace Marc... I'm just pussy-flaming everyone here... I just hope this shit doesn't hit the fan...

If it's done in good fun then it won't. But if people take it wrong, which notoriously happens, then watch out.

As for my name? The last name is wrong but the first name is correct. My real last name is Mark. I changed it to this so that when someone asks me my name I say Marc Mark, which I think is unique as it sounds like a hair lip dog barking. See? Everything has a purpose.

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Originally Posted by Marc Benson

If it's done in good fun then it won't. But if people take it wrong, which notoriously happens, then watch out.

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True. I only intend this thread as fun... and for posting stuff when we don't want to high-jack another guy's thread.

Thanks for taking it cool...

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Originally Posted by Marc Benson

As for my name? The last name is wrong but the first name is correct. My real last name is Mark. I changed it to this so that when someone asks me my name I say Marc Mark, which I think is unique as it sounds like a hair lip dog barking. See? Everything has a purpose.

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Hair lip dog? I take it that's a small dog... My dog looks like a polar bear... No shit. I don't know what the hell went wrong with her, but she's as fat as a bear, plus she's all white; thus the polar bear dog. But she has the biggest heart in the earth... :o

lol... I thought you were mad at someone when I saw the thread title :D how stoned were you when you came up with this idea?

Thanks guys

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Originally Posted by RastaKaze

lol... I thought you were mad at someone when I saw the thread title :D how stoned were you when you came up with this idea?

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Rasta, I call your BULL SHIT!

Please reference post #1 of this thread, it has a quote from you... Here:::

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Originally Posted by RastaKaze

From now on, if anyone has a problem, please post a seperate thread titled, "Bull Shit."

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:confused: :eek: :mad: ;) :o :p :p :D

How dare you refer to my bull as shit! :eek: lol

OK..now IM really pissed, because I dont rate enuf to deserve a good flame, even a good natured one said in jest.... sigh....I'd flame myself, but I'm not that witty.

I knew you'd turn into a bully..............

I knew IT... i fucking knew it


I'M telliing

ZANDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

ZANDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

turtle is being mean and he made MArc or mork or whatever the fuck his name is... cry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garden, LoL!!!

I'm a good bully :) You know that!

CrashDamage, I'm looking into ways of how we may flame you... it's late right now, but I promise you, first thing in the morning, I'll have something to "bully" you about! LoL

Now, if I could only get you guys to tell me something about 'singing to my plants'. At least say; "Hey turtle! That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard!" :( C'mon!

As to Marc's name, as I said in an earlier post; I laughed so hard when Marc's name clicked!!! I mean, "Marc Benson" is like a 'super cop' or something... do a google search, I'm telling you, that guy has like 50 medals of honor and stuff. Then OUR Marc has his name, and he's a knowledge powerhouse of growing! How ironic! That was what made me laugh...

I guess my next name will be something like "M.A.D.D. founder" or something... Hmmm....

"Then OUR Marc has his name, and he's a knowledge powerhouse of growing!"

Now that made me laugh.

a "FUCKING" POWR HOUSE - SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I have to tell you.. my favorite part about HD, was that he cleaned up around here..

managed the scum.... I think I see some seeping in.. nobody should be mean to first time posters..especially other first time possers.... I mean posters..

TURTLE sorry about the AV dude... BUT you assssssed for IT....

don't sleep, and keep your back to the wall!!!!!!!!!!!! and I retract my apology!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

i love you



zandor.. please come out and play...

Dear Loved Garden,

I will let you know that I've just seen your, yet more new avatar...

I will be thinking deeply about this during the day, and I hope to come up with something good. But that turtle is coming ALIVE !!!!

Yes, I know, you love me and everyone here... but you won't be able to penetrate a turtle's bullet-proof vest! Ahahhaaa!!!

Rasta, quick!, to the turtle mobile!

Hey Garden!

How about my new avatar?!

LOL :D LoL :D LOL :D LoL :D LOL :D LoL :D LOL :D LoL :D

I recall harddon being really rude to a number of new members over the last few months. i can recall one specific instance no more than a week ago

I for one.. don't miss him.

One thing that made me wonder about him? His cat shit advice...why you ask?

Because if he's really a "Nutritional Biologist" why would he be telling people to go digging through their cat's litter box.

.. i wonder what his professor would say if he knew his student was telling people to do go digging in cat shit.

But he did help some people out...and for that he'll be remembered.

But it's not to say you wouldn't have gotten help had he not been here.

He just liked to hear his own voice.. wether it was right or wrong.

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Originally Posted by Marc Benson

"Then OUR Marc has his name, and he's a knowledge powerhouse of growing!"

Now that made me laugh.

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LMFAO....Made you laugh? I peed my britches it made me laugh so hard :eek: ... :D (sorry Marc just couldn't resist an opportunity that open for abuse lol)

Peace
Bill

I guess everyone just thinks I'm a freaking moron. I promise I won't post any suggestions or pertanent information anymore that I've glommed. And will only post things like "Fuck dude a had me a spliff thit was totaly fucked and then passed out! How do u grow weid! I godda no tell me quick PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME! Oh by the way I'm 14!" That way I'll fit right in.

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Originally Posted by Marc Benson

I guess everyone just thinks I'm a freaking moron. I promise I won't post any suggestions or pertanent information anymore that I've glommed. And will only post things like "Fuck dude a had me a spliff thit was totaly fucked and then passed out! How do u grow weid! I godda no tell me quick PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME! Oh by the way I'm 14!" That way I'll fit right in.

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hahahahah...crap..not another one.

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Originally Posted by Marc Benson

"Fuck dude a had me a spliff thit was totaly fucked and then passed out! How do u grow weid! I godda no tell me quick PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME! Oh by the way I'm 14!"

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Marc, even if you wanted to, you know you couldn't... you couldn't bear to watch as we over-nute our babies and then pour some more nutes in order to try and correct our mistakes. Sorry dude, you'll stay a teacher.

BobBong,

Wow dude! You definitely are one of the most prettiest sights I've ever seen! You're competing right up there with Garden's Clark-Kent picture!

LoL LoL :D

HEY! I just had a sudden perception of the essential nature of my life...so....adios!

Marc! Don't leave now!

My seeds just popped! http://boards.cannabis.com/showthrea...6&page=1&pp=25

please don't leave Marc!!! pleaseeEeEEEE!!!

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i can recall one specific instance no more than a week ago

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Benson! Fall back in now!!! Now!!! Damn you and your medals.

BB. I'd actually like to read the specific instance you were alluding to.

(btwbblmnop, alluding basically means referencing.)

Junior

This is not the only instance i'm thinking of, only the most recent.

Cut me some slack.. i do smoke daily.
I've been around long enough to see some cocky kids come around here. Harddon wasn't one of them..he just acted like one now and then

Hey Garden... I see your NEW new Avatar...

Do you mind if I keep the "ALIVE" 'wanted turtle' avatar?

Hmmm... wierd question, as I've already violated your 'copyrights'... ;)

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Originally Posted by Marc Benson

I guess everyone just thinks I'm a freaking moron. I promise I won't post any suggestions or pertanent information anymore that I've glommed. And will only post things like "Fuck dude a had me a spliff thit was totaly fucked and then passed out! How do u grow weid! I godda no tell me quick PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME! Oh by the way I'm 14!" That way I'll fit right in.

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You know I was only going to play with part of this quote but there is so much funny shit here I could not cut it up.

Nice gramer "How do u grow weid! I godda no tell me" roflmao, hahaha dude it's not "No" it know............hahaha

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Originally Posted by Marc Benson

I guess everyone just thinks I'm a freaking moron.
I won't post any suggestions or pertanent information anymore that I've glommed

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That's the most honest you have been in the past 500 or so posts. I hope this is a turning point for you being more honest.

Glommed - To steal. To seize; grab.
Nice to see you fess up where your so called knowledge comes from. You never fooled me.

Marc,

Zandor has posted.

And I'm quite happy to see his post, not because he's "flaming" you (obviously we're all having this for laughs, nothing serious)...

Well, I'm not only happy that he posted, I'm just happy that they're not taking the "Bull Shit" thread away... I sometimes wonder how the moderators look with amazement at some of the stupid posts/threads that appear in these forums...

Marc, as to your "glommed"... dude, you dug your own grave. LOL!!!!! :eek: :D :eek: :D

"Nice gramer "How do u grow weid! I godda no tell me" roflmao, hahaha dude it's not "No" it know............hahaha"

If you weren't such a total moron you'd realize I was writing that in jest. But your response shows who actually needs some lessons in proper grammar. It's not "dude it's not "No" it know..." it's "dude it's not "No" it's know" So get your shit together. You look even more stupid than you think you make me look.

"Glommed - To steal. To seize; grab.
Nice to see you fess up where your so called knowledge comes from. You never fooled me."

I never professed that everything I offered was from personal experience. In fact if you'd read over some of the things I suggested very often I'd tell people that this info was from something I read. I don't have the need as you do to have people think that you're some god that learned all you know from personal experience. When in reality how many things that you now know have come from things you glommed (grabbed...which is how I was using the word) on to? Most as with everyone. Doctors do it. Lawyers do it. Microbiologists do it. Everyone gloms on to things they read and uses them to their and other peoples benefits.

You really are ignorant Zandor. And you can feel special as I came back in here just to respond to you and your ignorant response.

Marc,

Have you flipped out?

I do believe Zandor was complimenting you on some very good parody there.

Holy crap! How many angles are there to H's departure?

Rasta. turtle. Help me out here willya?

We need this guy.

Definitely,

Who the fuck threw the shit to the fan?

I mean, I know I started the fan @ full speed when I initiated this thread (it was Rasta's idea!), but C'mon?!!!!!

What the FUCK?!

Everybody just fucking chill out... smoke a bowl... maybe two...

Turtle.. your a wanker... lol

by the way, you missed out last night... we took t hat guy noosehead into the chat room and humped the SHIT outta him... I think he liked it... hahah anyway were all friends now.. I hope...

well, exceot for me and you.. cause in case you forget,












I just called you a wanker........

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Originally Posted by Garden Knowm

I just called you a wanker........

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I can live with that... I mean, I'm not the one that has three nipples!

Here's a zoomed version of your avatar, for everyone to see... :D

Note to Beeblebrox and Zandor.

Let the record show who it was that introduced the really inciteful aggressiveness here in this thread.

Has this guy even purchase advertising from you guys yet?

RezMan,

I'm not following you... are your speaking about.... ??? I'm lost...

Garden,
Darn, I've got to hit the chats more often... It'd be great to "trash" you "live"... although, darn it, I would have liked to see how you humped the noosehead guy... he he he...

Hey Garden... I know you're resisting... Don't resist the force! POST IN MY THREAD!!! I'm a DAD! I've got 5 baby plants!

I know you know I know that you know that I hate you, but I also know that you know that I know and that you know that you love me. So please, post something... even if it's a comment like: "Hey turtle, those look like bean plants to me... I think they ripped you off... dumb monkey butt" :D

Looking forward to new flames... ;)

turtle, sorry,

didn't realize you and gnome went back door that far...

will assume my more rightful place in the goosing order

pronto.

:rolleyes:

Rez,

If you're trashing Garden, then by all means, please continue. No objections from me. :D

Yeah, Garden is the guy that's starting all the "really inciteful aggressiveness" like you said...
That three nippled Clark-Kent.... sheeeshhhh.....

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Originally Posted by crashdamage

OK..now IM really pissed, because I dont rate enuf to deserve a good flame, even a good natured one said in jest.... sigh....I'd flame myself, but I'm not that witty.

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I was thinking to my self, I promised crashdamage that we where going to shit-talk him... and nobody has done nothing... Shame on you!

c'mon people, there's plenty of willing participants... just pick a partner and flame the shit out of him.

Crash,

Can I ask you about your name? Did you crash your car @ some point? Damage was done? I need some background to start kicking up dirt on you man... please, work with me, work with me... LOL

See, that's the thing... I'm really not into trashing someoen just for sport.

Garden's just doing his marketing thing on the cheap.

That's fine. But at the same time it's like he doesn't care whether he makes money from them 'cause he's acting like a dork half the time.

When he gives answers - well - he has not proven to me that he's got enough experience to answer questions from whatever somebodys budget is.

These posts he makes should be like samples of his work. To be selling vids he ought to be able to show in his answers that he understands growing from more than one perspective, set of situations, budgets, etc.

But instead he just does this mindless phishing, taking up bandwidth instead of paying for some advertising on this site at least in appreciation for all the people who gave him everything except his $2000 Sony vid cam.

And then stop actiing like he's joe grunge instead of some call center guy in India you can't even understand half the time cause English is his second language.

Has anybody actually read his so called book?

If anybody has the time, my official public challenge to Garden is at post #24 on this thread

In internet marketing circles the technique is known as bbbs jamming.

You put a link to your commercial site in your sig, that's innocent enough, then you sprinkle as much off color goofiness on as many threads as you can handle, without blowing your cover as somebody who cares about sharing information and helping others.

It's really pretty slick. I mean. You can't pull it off unless you got some sense of manipulation like psychology and shit. Real easy to do online mostly preying on the unsavvy or wannabee street wise beginners who come here.

We experienced guys aren't intimidated by it.
But younger or shyer people or paranoid people can be all the more turned off about daring to post questions and ideas.

That's all. Check the thread out. We'll see if he's anything more than a doubletalkin illusion.

As for you, crash.

Yeah come to think about it, who the fuck do think you are to just waltz in and post to the Bull Shit thread and then start wimperin like a little girly boy 'cause nobody trashshshed you.

Can't you go do a fuckin vid about the lives of post Seinfeld Show actors or somethin. Put some flowers in your hair. Go meet Tony Bennett for crhisakes. Hell. Go on over and get buttfucked by Gnome for all we care.

Our fuckin work here is too gall danged impotent for the likes o you to understand anwyay. I spose your one o these fucking sleazers who comes here too cheap to buy a teeshirt from each and everyone of us. Well fuck you and the avatar you rode in here on.

Then go to bed at night and pretend that this was a good excercise in civilized behaviour.

Woulja?


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