Women, Secrecy + weed indoor grow

I met this beautiful girl and I have been single for a long time.. No one comes to my house.. I mean no one.. so I have kept my grow secret.. so now I am like damn.. How in the hell do I keep this secret from her?? She is totally againt drug use.. (This will change the first time I hit her with some Hennesy-Weed Dick) I did tell her I blaze up , but she dont know and never needs to know about my babies in a bedroom in a closet.. No offense to women, but they have BIG mouths and they talk.. they tell their girlfriends all their business and I dont need that.. and hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.. I could just imagine the first time I piss her off (TRUST ME THIS WILL HAPPEN), she will be telling the cops... Fuck it, I just made up my mind.. She just can't come over.. Isnt that sad, that I would rather grow weed than have a relationship... IM A SOLIDER

Oh dear Seedking :) what a dilema ;)
I know I shouldn't but I had to laugh at you're post love, and you are certainly dedicated to growing thats for sure :)

Personally I don't have that problem for two reasons ;) Firstly my growroom is situated away from the house down the garden. Secondly what's a boyfriend ? it's been so long that I've forgoten :(

All I can say is be carefull who you tell, but relationships can be nice too ;)


love mand xxx :)

Thanks mand.. I had to laugh myself.. Whats a Girlfriend? I could bar her from that room.. but curiousity killed the cat..

Seedking,

As you said, you just answered your own question. You say that women talk and tell their friends... well, I'm not going to argue pro- or against- this here... That's another 3billion other pages of another thread.

Anyways, I can tell you: Don't tell anyone. PERIOD.

Dude, this is your sanitity @ night. You're not going to sleep right. You're going to be tossing and turning just WONDERING what possibilities your brain can come up to test your confidence (or your stupidity). Telling your girlfriend, or just another friend, is a bad idea. Don't tell!

Nobody should know except you. Nobody needs to. The way I get convinced every time I just want to blabber it out to one of my friends (or my brother), is::: Dude, just pretend the following imaginary situation; your friend told on you. Now you're in prison. Taking up the butt. For 10 years. Because you just couldn't hold your lips together.

That thought scares me enough into silence.

I once read a wise quote:

You speak when you cease to be at peace with your own self.


I think it's from "The Prophet" written by Kahlil Gibran. I can confirm/check that if anyone wants.

Don't speak!

-turtle420 :cool:

I know..I know... I know... This may be my last grow.. But I like to grow.. But it aint worth my sanity.... Don't worry.. I will never tell a female..or a friend... my shit is super secret..

ok guys dont be so parrel if the chicks rats you at least u know who ratteted you and u know who to smack out

"Secondly what's a boyfriend ? it's been so long that I've forgoten"

WHAT? You mean...I thought...you said...that I was your boyfriend! I'm bummed.

Let her ride and smoke the KACK first... maybe a few times...

take some time.....and really evaluate her performance and decide how much you appreciation her for her skills or lack of skills...

This will be the choice -
get good hummer and sweet poon now ... go to jail and get ass torn open later, plus, there is a good chance you'll quit growing.. 'casue you'll turn into ... a pussy whooped biotch

i love you

or

continue to eat dorritos and get fat and start jerking off but never finish cause your to lazy, too tired, and you smoke to much weed

good luck -

You couldnt have made a better decision, not telling her and even better not telling her at all is the best idea. At least wait till you harvst and clean everything up and then invite her over.But she will tell the cops if she gets mad, trust me.

DAMN DAMN DAMN.. This is really a no brainer..Hood rules applies.. YOU never tell a female about nothing.. I know this.. But I so want her.. But I aint going to jail for it, believe that..

Good thinking Seedking

I can tell you from many many years of experience that a good woman is worth WAY more than some stupid plant. No comparison. Do what you want but as you grow older and wiser you'll look back and say, "What the heck was wrong with me??!!". I know now that you may not think that...but guaranteed...you will if she's a good one.

Marc aka Dad (old and been through it all)

Awwww Marc you romantic you :)
Can I just ask a little question ;) ...............What about a fairly "goodish" woman who has her own plants ? ;)


Tara for now...........love mand xxx :)

If she is the one, I would pull all my babies up.. I will find way to make this happen.. but I wont do it until I am safe first.. She is a good woman too..or so I hope..I would have to be stupid to pick MJ over a good woman.. but at this stage it is too EARLY to ruin a good grow over a FEMALE... I think I will steal MAND from you.. Now there is a perfect woman.. when the Feds kick in the door.. I will say "THose are her plants".....

A goodish woman is the bestest kind!! No need to have plants...but I guess I'd accept them.

So your saying I can steal Mand from you?

I don't think Mand can be stolen from anyone unless she wants to be. But she isn't 'mine' to steal from me.

And I doubt if you earned any Brownie points with her with...

"I think I will steal MAND from you.. Now there is a perfect woman.. when the Feds kick in the door.. I will say "THose are her plants"....."

Not a lot of women would go for a guy that was going to try to point the finger at them when they're about to get busted.

She probably doesnt want me, but They would probably be her plants... LOL

The best thing to do now seedking is to think about your ultimate safety, finish this grow and then take it from there.

She probably has little â??secretsâ?� of her ownâ?¦..maybe good secrets â?¦:Dâ?¦â?¦ and maybe badâ?¦.:(


I say finish your grow and in the mean time work on those secretsâ?¦..:)

Don't really have that problem in the U.K, weed only a class C, so if they find my stash or grow room, they would just chuck the weed and not me.....not sure if i'd throw away the chance of a relaionship for weed....dont tell her and just finish this grow off, you never know, you mite really grow to like the girl....

Hello Marc, Seedking :) Tell you what it really is one of those mornings I really feel like being stolen away ;)

I've got no work to go to today :) but still I'm left with the humdrum daily chores to do cleaning, shopping and cooking, oh throw in a bit of washing and ironing as well :(

So if anyone fancies stealing me away to a nice little cruise to some tropical paradise...................I wouldn't argue ;)


Well I can have my little daydreams can't I :o :)


love mand xxx :)

The Caribbean Mand... You have to come to the Caribbean. Ain't nothing that compares; no Mediterranean wonder-lands... no exotic Asian beaches... no volcano-created islands from Hawaii... The Caribbean, there's nothing better. :)

Hello Turtle :) Oh dear that sounds so very very nice to me at the moment, on top of everything else today I am now also babysitting my grandson. I really do love him but he does know how to "drive me round the bend" ;)

Ah well I'm just thinking about the end of the day now, when I can have a lovely soak in the bath and then get totally "wasted" :)

love mand xxx :)

Ooop's I think I'd best say sorry to Seedking, I seem to have hi-jacked his thread and it's wondered off to who knows where :o

Sorry love :) .............love mand xxx :)

I could steal ya away Mand but you'd have to be content with a walk through the woods looking for horse poop. When can you be ready?

She is perfect, she grows weed.. That is a dream come true!

Not all girls are rats or have big mouths...I've known a few that where trust worthy but it is very hard to tell at first...I just met a girl who I think so far is very much like a guy when it comes to weed.She has her own script and couldn't believe it when I told her that I talk on this site.Anyway she's one of those rare women,you know.
Besides most guys I know I don't trust either.
I don't think this is a gender issue.

how about making the edges of the closet door light proof then add a lock?

tell her you locked it and cant find the keys THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE ANYWAY ehe eh? lol just a planning so you can get your banging. :D

Well my grow is a room (in a closet) that is in the basement.. I may put a lock on the door and just never show her the room.. But in the long run it would have to come out.. sooner or later. Safer to just keep her at a distance.. for the time being.. she is sweet though, she in AMERICAN (Which is a huge plus too me), Not that being american is bad (I am one), its just she comes from a culture that is male dominated (SWEET)..

"she in AMERICAN"

What does that mean?

I meant to say she is not american.. No offense meant because I am AMERICAN.. I live in the USA and I love this country... I have dated many AMERICAN women... she is not AMERICAN.. she comes from a culture where family is important and a man is head of the household... and she is not AMERICANIZED per se, Not that we dont value those things... she just takes it to a different place... I love to be in control.. and she will let me..

you say you've been single forever then suddenly this girl pops up? hmmm could be a coincidence, or it could be the weed god testing your loyaltie's, or it could be a government infiltrator that has read what your doing here? I wonder what the correct answer is ??????????

Lol I see no real reason she has to know, if you live by yourself, throw an old mattress and some clothes in a bedroom and tell her you have a roomate, but he's a truck driver and is gone all the time. In the mean time unless she moves in with you she'll have no reason to go into the basement, just dont give her any keys. I see no problem there, also (just in case) you can hang up a noose next to your grow just in case there are any (unseen) consequences, Have an emergency grave dug (just in case) hide it with plywood over the top covered with a thin layer of dirt and leaves.

She works for the DEA, they want my 10 little babies... I am the Scarface of this little backwards farming community... SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

Lying in a relationship is the worst thing you can do. If I were you I'd do some work on the grow area to make sure it was as stealthy as possible and just not let her around it and for sure not be telling her some story to try to cover it up when she has no idea it's even there. That's not lying and it's not like you've proposed to this girl yet...right?

I agree with Marc, Out of sight out of mind.

Drop the smokless twit and move in with me ;) That is if you can fit you and all your "things" into my grow space... Hmmm, that might not work... they are getting quite shapely about now :p

Seriously, Seedking72 ...woman or man, people are people! For the love of sweet weed! We all have mouths, we all know how to use them... :rolleyes:

Man / Woman.... Woman / Man you talk, you'll walk in a different fashion one way or another for sure! Good luck in making the right choice...